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Monday, January 01, 2007

Speaking of Britney's New Year...




Britney wanted to make sure the 4 people in the world who haven't seen her coochie still had a chance before the ball dropped on 2006.

It's been quite a year for Mizzus Fed-Ex. Let's take a look at some of the highlights! In 2006, Britney....

Lived through introducing Kevin at the Teen Choice Awards

S
uffered through the humiliation of Kevin's performance at the Teen Choice Awards

Had her pregnant and naked photos on Harper's Bazaar magazine were banned in Tokyo

Had a second child with the same loser she had her first with

Celebrated Sean P's first birthday

Moved out on K-Fed

Filed for divorce from K-Fed

Starred in a homemade porn

Handed over photos of her second son to the tabloids...for free

Partied in Vegas with the dude from Saved By the Bell


Formed a friendship with an rich idiot

Showed her crotch the first time

Allowed a moron to hold her child

Threatened a tell-all book about her life (if one can call it a life) with Fed-Ex


Added a blow addict to to her clan of friends

Had to be escorted out of Paris Hilton's house at 6 a.m.

Learned how to pump gas

Celebrated her 25th birthday dancing on the tables at Mr. Chow's (showed her panties again)

Replaced K-Fed with godspeed

Can't wait to see what 2007 holds!




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1 Comments:

Anonymous yardgraffiti said...

And what a year that was.

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12:05 PM  

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