Speaking of Britney's New Year...
Britney wanted to make sure the 4 people in the world who haven't seen her coochie still had a chance before the ball dropped on 2006.
It's been quite a year for Mizzus Fed-Ex. Let's take a look at some of the highlights! In 2006, Britney....
Lived through introducing Kevin at the Teen Choice Awards
Suffered through the humiliation of Kevin's performance at the Teen Choice Awards
Had her pregnant and naked photos on Harper's Bazaar magazine were banned in Tokyo
Had a second child with the same loser she had her first with
Celebrated Sean P's first birthday
Moved out on K-Fed
Filed for divorce from K-Fed
Starred in a homemade porn
Handed over photos of her second son to the tabloids...for free
Partied in Vegas with the dude from Saved By the Bell
Formed a friendship with an rich idiot
Showed her crotch the first time
Allowed a moron to hold her child
Threatened a tell-all book about her life (if one can call it a life) with Fed-Ex
Added a blow addict to to her clan of friends
Had to be escorted out of Paris Hilton's house at 6 a.m.
Learned how to pump gas
Celebrated her 25th birthday dancing on the tables at Mr. Chow's (showed her panties again)
Replaced K-Fed with godspeed
Can't wait to see what 2007 holds!