Monday, January 01, 2007

Speaking of Britney's New Year...

Britney wanted to make sure the 4 people in the world who haven't seen her coochie still had a chance before the ball dropped on 2006.

It's been quite a year for Mizzus Fed-Ex. Let's take a look at some of the highlights! In 2006, Britney....

Lived through introducing Kevin at the Teen Choice Awards

uffered through the humiliation of Kevin's performance at the Teen Choice Awards

Had her pregnant and naked photos on Harper's Bazaar magazine were banned in Tokyo

Had a second child with the same loser she had her first with

Celebrated Sean P's first birthday

Moved out on K-Fed

Filed for divorce from K-Fed

Starred in a homemade porn

Handed over photos of her second son to the tabloids...for free

Partied in Vegas with the dude from Saved By the Bell

Formed a friendship with an rich idiot

Showed her crotch the first time

Allowed a moron to hold her child

Threatened a tell-all book about her life (if one can call it a life) with Fed-Ex

Added a blow addict to to her clan of friends

Had to be escorted out of Paris Hilton's house at 6 a.m.

Learned how to pump gas

Celebrated her 25th birthday dancing on the tables at Mr. Chow's (showed her panties again)

Replaced K-Fed with godspeed

Can't wait to see what 2007 holds!

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Anonymous yardgraffiti said...

And what a year that was.

12:05 PM  

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