Thursday, December 28, 2006

Britney Wants a New Reputation for 2007

After spending the final months of 2006 partying a showing off her crotch to millions, Britney Spears and her crew must have decided she needed a facelift for 2007.

A "source" says that Britney has fallen for a 4-year-old boy named Wang, from Balli, who lost his entire family in the 2004 tsunami. The "source" goes on to explain that the tsunami disaster was "very close to Britney's heart" and she's "dedicated a lot of her time to it's charities."

What else does Brit have to do with her time? Party with Paris? Show off her cooter? She's sponsoring Wang right now, until she can find out more about adopting him.

Adopting him? ANOTHER child, when you don't even spend time with the kids you have, Britney? She's trying look like the Angelina Jolie humanitarian, and it doesn't fit her!

Poor little Wang! If the adoption process is successful, he'll have lots of money...but he'll have to watch his new Mommy table-dance at his welcome party, or sit home with K-Fed's spawn will mommma goes out on a vomitting good jag!


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