Someone's Showing Crotch...But It's Not Paris

It's common to see crotch when Paris is the subject of a photograph, but we're used to it actually being Paris' crotch we see.

Paris and her new best friend Britney Spears partied pre-Thanksgiving at club Hyde in Los Angeles. Don't celebs ever get sick of Hyde? It seems to be the only place they go.

Britney must be getting lessons in how to whore like Hilton with the shot of her skivvies.