Lindsay Leaves Jamba Juice

Vodka would be good in Jamba Juice. Do you suppose she slips it in there? Now that she's done with drug and alcohol rehab, can we send her to fashion rehab? That's a hideous outfit! Photos from Pink Renaissance.

Is Lindsay Still Experiencing Withdrawals?

She looks like one might on their first couple days of detoxification in rehab. Or maybe it's a hangover.

Lindsay Says No!

Lindsay Lohan has backed out of her upcoming movie, A Woman of No Importance, according to her overworked publicist, Leslie Sloane. Sloane says that Lindsay just doesn't want to "compromise" herself any longer, because the one things that Lindsay has learned is that her needs should come first. People has more details.

Letters from Prison: Daddy to Lindsay Part II

Michael Lohan obviously can't write to his daughter without getting the press involved. This is a letter he wrote to her, that somehow got intercepted by the press.


He goes off on quite the religious rant. If I was him I'd just be praying I didn't drop the soap!

Lindsay Lohan in Hello Magazine

January 2007 issue.

The White Oprah Contributes to Daughter's Demise

The paler version of Oprah Winfrey may be the person her daughter's friends come to for advice, but she apparently doesn't know much about Lindsay. Dina says in this video that she's not her daughter's keeper (just her mother), and it's the media who's responsible for Lindsay's screwed up life!

She had to throw in an outside name to ensure people it's not just her family that has problems, so she let it be known that Nick and Jessica's marriage was destroyed by the paparazzi as well.

OK, mother-of-the-year...if you have all of this knowledge and insight of how the media is poison to your daughter's life and other people's marriages, why would you sit down for an interview with a sleazy TV tabloid and spew even more of Lindsay's life to the world?

By the way...everone can tell you're over 40, so you don't have to act coy about it!

Hooked in Hollyweird: The Complete Addictions of Lindsay Lohan Photo Essay

My blogging partners, Right Celebrity have posted an entire gallery of photos of Lindsay Lohan partying! I wonder if Dina's pissed she losing her drinking buddy?

Lindsay Needs a 13th Step

It's turns out the twelve steps of AA aren't quite enough for Lindsay Lohan. Via her rep, Lindsay announced she would be checking into rehab, saying:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Not working the program, Lindsay? You've got to cut off ties from your boozing crew! Britney, Paris and your Mom will just have to party without you!

People doesn't mention which hospital's top floor Lindsay will be occupying, but it's always Hazelden or Betty Ford.

Lindsay, Sienna, Cameron at Dinner

Sienna looks like she wishes she were in Pittsburgh!

Lindsay spots her blow dealer ahead...

...her nose suddenly burning with anticipation, she breaks into a mad dash.

The pack of Camels she smoked for breakfast hits her lungs worse than the supercharged hit she took 5 minutes ago, but she's gonna do it! And when she gets her hands on that powder...

...she's gonna reward herself with a good, stiff drink. It's not everyday you buy blow. Well...she doen't buy it every day. She was in an suicide-attempt coma for a couple of days, and the painkillers she received for her sliced wrists took the egde off the cravings. No coke then. But now...it's just a short sprint away.

Someone Likes Lindsay!

It's Emilo Estevez, who directed her film Bobby. Apparently, he was worried that her reputation as a party girl would get in the way of her being professional on the set of a demanding music. But he says he was "blown away" when he met her. Contact Music has more.

Lindsay Lohan's Latest Medical Issue

Lindsay Lohan has undergone yet another medical procedure! TMZ reports that Lindsay had surgery to remove her appendix! Her publicist said that Lindsay was feeling under the weather yesterday so the doctor removed it as a "precautionary measure"

She has so many ailments, I'm starting to wonder if someone in her family is trying to slowly knock her off for the insurance check. Ya know...a little dose of arsenic in the food/blow every day. Which gets me to thinking...

If I went to the hospital as many times as Lindsay Lohan did, my medical insurance would have dropped me by now. Even putting aside her emergency surgeries and bouts of "exhaustion", the girl is high risk. Smoker, blow addict, alcoholic, cutter...those all raise the rates a bit! And we can't forget the multiple car accidents! I would expect those have caused a fews trips to the ER. And higher auto insurance too!

Britney in Spin Dry?

Britney's new year resolution was to "take better care" of herself and to "stop biting" her nails. Well, she's either trying to live up to her "goals" for 2007, or she's realized she's being a spaced-out, drunken tramp, and has decided to go to rehab!!!

Britney has apparently checked herself in to a "spa" in Arizona called "Sanctuary" for a little R&R...and she did it quietly, causing speculation that it's really for treatment!

Rehab facilities are always named something like "Promises", "Oak Knolls", "Shady Hills"...or "Sanctuary."

She obviously has the sickness. Perhaps her new friend Lindsay is helping her with "the program."

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Lindsay's All Wet!

Doesn't she look like a burn victim up close? Does anyone know who that unattractive man with her is? Perhaps a fellow twelve-stepper? So much for anonymity, in that case!

Lindsay on New Year's

Lovely pink frock she has on. Only Lindsay would celebrate her "sobriety" by going clubbing.

Britney's Resolution: Screw My Kids. It's All About ME!!

The way I look at it, Britney had her New Year's Resolutions cut out for her this year! There were a number of options she had to pick from, such as:

• Spending more time at home with the kids
• Stop partying and stay home with her kids
• Discontinue showing her crotch in public
• Dump her idiot friends who drag her down (i.e. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan)
• Stop passing out in clubs
• Stop dancing on tables in restaurants
• Stop having babies with losers
• Choose one hair length and color for the year
• Stop wearing unflattering outfits
• Immediately stop embarrassing her family with her raunchy behavior
• Finalize her divorce before dating other men

All of them fesible goals to achieve, I think! But what is Britney's New Year's Resolution for 2007? She says, "Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more."

Gee. That's an ambitious plan. Her children are probably permentantly scarred from her disturbing behavior and she's worried about her fingernails and herself.

"Taking care" of herself. Translation: Get out more often to party.

I hope her nails stay short and stubby even if she does quit biting them