Lindsay Needs a 13th Step

It's turns out the twelve steps of AA aren't quite enough for Lindsay Lohan. Via her rep, Lindsay announced she would be checking into rehab, saying:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Not working the program, Lindsay? You've got to cut off ties from your boozing crew! Britney, Paris and your Mom will just have to party without you!

People doesn't mention which hospital's top floor Lindsay will be occupying, but it's always Hazelden or Betty Ford.