Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Third Time is a Charm!

If you can't handle one...have another. If two aren't enough to keep you home...try one more.

You've just read the Britney Spears philosophy on parenting. In Touch Weekly (consider the source) is reporting (as per a "source") that Britney is pregnant for a third time, only 4 months after giving birth to invisi-baby. Side note: Where the hell is that kid, anyway? When he finally comes out of hiding, will he have a scarf over his head like "Michael Jackson's" kids?

In any case, Brit will have to up the salary of whoever is raising her children if a third one is on the way. Lucky for Britney she's loaded, so the increase in childcare costs shouldn't affect her ability to buy booze and cigarettes.



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