Train Kept A Rollin'....Right Over Steven Tyler's Face!

Dude looks like...an old dude! An old dude who's grabbing the titty of a girl who bears a frightning resemblence to his daughter! I thought there was something sticking out of the cottage-cheesy mound that is Steven's ass, but it's just a tag. He's never been truly attractive, but an ass like that...officially puts you in the "aging rocker" category with the likes of Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and yes, even Keith Richards.

Hope he doesn't try to "walk this way" without a walker. Photos from Mollygood.