The White Oprah Contributes to Daughter's Demise

The paler version of Oprah Winfrey may be the person her daughter's friends come to for advice, but she apparently doesn't know much about Lindsay. Dina says in this video that she's not her daughter's keeper (just her mother), and it's the media who's responsible for Lindsay's screwed up life!

She had to throw in an outside name to ensure people it's not just her family that has problems, so she let it be known that Nick and Jessica's marriage was destroyed by the paparazzi as well.

OK, mother-of-the-year...if you have all of this knowledge and insight of how the media is poison to your daughter's life and other people's marriages, why would you sit down for an interview with a sleazy TV tabloid and spew even more of Lindsay's life to the world?

By the way...everone can tell you're over 40, so you don't have to act coy about it!

Hooked in Hollyweird: The Complete Addictions of Lindsay Lohan Photo Essay

My blogging partners, Right Celebrity have posted an entire gallery of photos of Lindsay Lohan partying! I wonder if Dina's pissed she losing her drinking buddy?

Lindsay Needs a 13th Step

It's turns out the twelve steps of AA aren't quite enough for Lindsay Lohan. Via her rep, Lindsay announced she would be checking into rehab, saying:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Not working the program, Lindsay? You've got to cut off ties from your boozing crew! Britney, Paris and your Mom will just have to party without you!

People doesn't mention which hospital's top floor Lindsay will be occupying, but it's always Hazelden or Betty Ford.