Nicole Officially Charged

It's a misdemeanor driving under the influence for Nicole Richie's poorly-navigated drive home in December. Nicole was not found to be drinking that night, but she did admit to smoking weed and taking Vicodin. And she was yakking on her cell phone.

February 21st will be her arraignment in Glendale for the charges. They could stick her in jail, but she'd be able to slip right through the bars for an easy escape. Perhaps community service would be the best option. But that usually requires a physical labor - and she doesn't quite look up to that.

She'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist anyhow. Actually....that could break her hand off. Guess it will just be the $500 fine. Cripple her financially. Right.

Screw Blogger. I can't load photos again.