Britney's Resolution: Screw My Kids. It's All About ME!!
- Spending more time at home with the kids
- Stop partying and stay home with her kids
- Discontinue showing her crotch in public
- Dump her idiot friends who drag her down (i.e. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan)
- Stop passing out in clubs
- Stop dancing on tables in restaurants
- Stop having babies with losers
- Choose one hair length and color for the year
- Stop wearing unflattering outfits
- Immediately stop embarrassing her family with her raunchy behavior
- Finalize her divorce before dating other men
All of them fesible goals to achieve, I think! But what is Britney's New Year's Resolution for 2007? She says, "Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more."
Gee. That's an ambitious plan. Her children are probably permentantly scarred from her disturbing behavior and she's worried about her fingernails and herself.
"Taking care" of herself. Translation: Get out more often to party.
I hope her nails stay short and stubby even if she does quit biting them