Jessica Pays Dirty Daddy's Way...Again

Dirty Daddy Joe Simpson has found yet another use for his daughter. (She's ever so versatile!) Dirty Daddy wanted to do Dallas...in a football sense that is. What's a father who's already got everything he owns by selling his daughter to do?

Enter Tony Romo. Dirty Daddy reportedly let Romo "admit" to going out with Jessica Simpson...for...tickets! However, Romo is really dating Carrie Underwood, and has never actually met. He's sick. Was he really a minister? Sure it wasn't a Catholic priest?

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