2007 Grammy Red Carpet Fashion!

Mary J. Blige

Scarlett Johansson

Shakira

Vannessa Millino

Jennifer Hudson

Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake

Leann Rimes

Ludacris

Beyonce Knowles

Carrie Underwood

Corrine Bailey Rae

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff looks like she grabbed a slip out of her lingerie drawer. Corrine Bailey Rae looks sweet, Shakira's red dress is stunning, and Jessica Simpson's hair looks jet black now. And does Leann Rimes ever see anything? Her eyes are all squinty in every picture I see of her. I'll keep posting photos as I find them throughout the day.

For a list of winners, see my favorite celebrity and political bloggers at Right Celebrity.

2007 Grammy Red Carpet Fashion!

Mary J. Blige

Scarlett Johansson

Shakira

Vannessa Millino

Jennifer Hudson

Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake

Leann Rimes

Ludacris

Beyonce Knowles

Carrie Underwood

Corrine Bailey Rae

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff looks like she grabbed a slip out of her lingerie drawer. Corrine Bailey Rae looks sweet, Shakira's red dress is stunning, and Jessica Simpson's hair looks jet black now. And does Leann Rimes ever see anything? Her eyes are all squinty in every picture I see of her. I'll keep posting photos as I find them throughout the day.

For a list of winners, see my favorite celebrity and political bloggers at Right Celebrity.

Do You Like My New Shirt?

I don't want to participate on that team!

Paris is obviously the catcher.

Nicky is in right field, repelling balls.

Tom Cruise could play shortshop.

Britney's somewhere in left field already, so she can stay there.

Tara Reid's massive boobs have the potential to knock down anything hit down the 3rd base line, so that's her job.

Pete Doherty can pitch to Paris, since he's got the blow.

Jessica Simpson can play second base so Dirty Daddy Joe can watch her from center field.

Who's on first? Can't tell you. She's trying to be annoymous right now.

Photo from Evil Beet.

Another Reason to Hate "The Notebook"

Blame pinky Rachel McAdams and her movie The Notebook for the breakup of Nick Lachey and the darker-but-not-brighter Jessica Simpson. Jess interviewed with Elle magazine for the March issue, and said that there was still hope for their marriage up until a couple of days before they announced their split. Here's the cover:

Unfortunately, that glimmer of hope couldn't compete with The Notebook. Jessica says she saw the movie on a plane ride en route to her grandparents home in Waco, and she says it was not the movie itself that changed her mind, but that she'd figured out the film's "statement." Which apparently was about a moment of desperation and something about breathing, if Jessica's comprehension is sharp. Hmmm.

I fell asleep before the end, so I can't clarify, but wouldn't it be unfortunate if her assessment of the movie's theme was as off as her "buffalo wing" theory? Nick is probably the only man alive that loves that movie!

Jessica's Got a Pooch in Her Cooch!

This is an ad for Jessica's new line of shoes and handbags. She looks so hot, but spreading the limbs ruins the picture! I wouldn't want to be the dog! Photo from Tabloid Whore.

Jessica & Ashlee at Barney's

Jessica's shopping for new shirts, I suppose? The girl on the bottom right looks shocked by something. Maybe she saw Dirty Daddy Joe Simpson behind the camera?

So That's Who Stole Christina's Lipstick!

A few days ago, I was pondering what happened to Christina Aguilera's lipstick! Here's my answer!

Jessica Cleans Up

She looks better than she has in the last few weeks!

Way to go, Grace!

Actually, that's Jessica Simpson, tripping over her own feet while filming a Pizza Hut commercial.

We were just discussing a commerical she did for them a while back, where she was singing "these balls are made for popping..."

More Dirt on Dirty Daddy

Now that Jessica has pissed off her Dirty Daddy, will she get a spanking from him for being a naughty girl?

Ol' Joe is reportedly livid that Jessica refused to host a New Year's party in Vegas at PURE and then partied in New York with John Mayer.

Dirty Daddy's rage most likely stems from the Dolly Parton tribute fiasco, which cost him a cool $15,000 after the Kennedy Center refused to reimburse Jessica's hair, makeup and stylist fees after Jess backed out.

Fr. Joseph should be happy Jess didn't take the Vegas gig...that job went to Britney Spears, and look how her night ended!

But actually, now that I think about it...Dirty Daddy would probably really dig some crotch shots of his first born.

Jessica Pays Dirty Daddy's Way...Again

Dirty Daddy Joe Simpson has found yet another use for his daughter. (She's ever so versatile!) Dirty Daddy wanted to do Dallas...in a football sense that is. What's a father who's already got everything he owns by selling his daughter to do?

Enter Tony Romo. Dirty Daddy reportedly let Romo "admit" to going out with Jessica Simpson...for...tickets! However, Romo is really dating Carrie Underwood, and has never actually met. He's sick. Was he really a minister? Sure it wasn't a Catholic priest?

Read more Dirty Daddy Ditties!!!!

Hot Hollyweird Babes

I got these photos on Distotrait! Jessica's lips are getting just as full in real life!

Jessica Shows Her Face

Jessica Simpson recently decided to crawl out of the woodwork and hit the town with her stylist, Ken Paves. Take a look at some of the adventures they had that night:

Jessica does a breast check.

Jessica hops into the backseat...confused of why she's there...

Jessica shows off the fuck-knots in her hair and her smeared, red caked on lipstick with a coy smile.
Her posse looks up to the heavens, pondering how anyone could possibly be that dense, while Jessica makes a dash to the grocery store to find out once and for all what that Chicken of the Sea really is.