Do You Like My New Shirt?

I don't want to participate on that team!

Paris is obviously the catcher.

Nicky is in right field, repelling balls.

Tom Cruise could play shortshop.

Britney's somewhere in left field already, so she can stay there.

Tara Reid's massive boobs have the potential to knock down anything hit down the 3rd base line, so that's her job.

Pete Doherty can pitch to Paris, since he's got the blow.

Jessica Simpson can play second base so Dirty Daddy Joe can watch her from center field.

Who's on first? Can't tell you. She's trying to be annoymous right now.

Photo from Evil Beet.