Hollyweird Gazette

Can't we just let it be Halloween first? Must we move on to Christmas before the Thanksgiving turkeys have been slaughtered? Prepare yourself for the ouslaught of x-mas misery, because they've just announced the lineup for the "Christmas in Rockefeller Center" broadcast. This is the 74th year of lighting the famous tree.

Al Roker and Ann Curry from the Today Show will host the event, while performances from Christina Aguilera, Sting, Lionel Richie, Bette Midler, Sarah McLachlan, Eyna, John Legend, Martina McBride, and Taylor Hicks kick off the shopping, shoving, fighting, over-spending , in-law & family visiting, crowded mall, delayed traffic hellish season. I need a spiked eggnog now.

The article I got this from, started out with this sentence: "Sean Lennon refuses to allow the achievements of his late father John Lennon and mother Yoko Ono to overshadow his own music career, because it was inevitable he would enter the 'family business'."

Before I go further with this topic , I must question the stability of the person who wrote this. Achievements? Yoko? I suppose marrying a cultural icon and posing naked with him on an album cover is an achievement of sorts, but I think the author was referring to musical sense.

Therefore, the integrity of the piece has spiraled downward considerably, and I must refuse to comment further.

Ever since Brad Pitt started things up with Angelina, he just won't seem to shut his yap. It's either about adopting third-world children, gay marriage, or his latest, anonymity on the set of his latest film, and the anti-American attitude overseas.

Alright, so the anonymity thing isn't that tragic. He was only saying that shooting the movie in the remote Moroccan desert was a relief; it finally made it possible to shed his celebrity status and be a normal person. The village they were in had no electricity, so they ran a line for the film, and he thought it was nice they production could leave the lights there afterward for the people who lived there. I can understand his desire for privacy. And it's great that helping people gives him such satisfaction. It's admirable.

But now he's also babbling about the anti-America is across the globe. A group of...get drunk Dutchmen...threatened to kill him because of his heritage. He almost ran over them with his little bike, and they called him a "fucking American" and said, "we'll fucking kill you." So now Bradley is terribly concerned with the way America is preceived in other countries. He says:

"I'd never come face to face with that before - that turn in the way we are preceived in other countries."

Ummm...I think that's been going on for a looonnnngggg time. It may have something to do with the image projected by hot blonde movie stars with fuck-me blue eyes and rock hard bodies who make zillions of dollars while the rest of the world starves.

Awww...can it really be true? One of Hollyweird's favorite couples is really splitting? A rep for Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe released the following statement to TMZ: "We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally seperate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.

Reese has apparently already contacted the same celebrity high-power divorce lawyer who represented Jennifer Aniston, Rosanne, and Lisa Marie Presley.

They've always seemed like a really grounded couple, their family more important then their fame, but in a way it doesn't really suprise me. Reese has been earning oodles more than Ryan for a long time. And although with Crash and Flags of Our Fathers it seems his career has some new life, mama's making a whole lot more than him, and not too many guys can take that with grace. He succeeded for awhile.

The good news is that no divorce papers have been filed...so perhaps they'll work things out.

Lindsay Lohan talked in an exclusive interview with News of the World about drugs, men and her fight against deadly eating disorders. Lohan tells the magazine:

"It feels like I've lived five lifetimes, and I'm only 20. You have to hit rock bottom
sometimes to get yourself back to the top."

Lohan is frank about her weight issues as well, saying the years of punishing her frail body took it's toll:

"I lay there screaming, throwing things, because the pains were so intense in my
head and my liver. In the end I didn't even have the strength to take a
shower. It was terrifying, but going through shit makes me much stronger."

She says she's experimented with drugs "a little" to cope with anorexia, but when she "tried pot", she, "hated it."

She babbles some more about love and sex, and going to the hospital, and how her similarites with Angelina Jolie, and how she's not ready to settle down yet.

I don't think she's hit rock bottom quite yet. She's had co-stars bitching about her, grandma running to the press, Daddy publishing their dirty family laundry in a major newspaper, been kicked out of her apartment, among other disturbing things, too numerous to mention. I'm banking we'll hear a few more before rock bottom hits.

Supermodel Kate Moss and Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty have made it official. They are, in fact, engaged, and they are, in fact, getting married. The announcement was made at the Moet & Chandon party this weekend, where the two also serenaded each other in the karaoke room. Kate said:

"We are engaged."

While Pete added:

"We are getting married."

On the couple's gift wish list? Sterile needles, razor blades, and mirrors. Click here for more!

Make room at Dollywood for two big-breasted blondes. Dolly Parton is thrilled to have Jessica Simpson's promise to perform in her Pigeon Forge theme park. Dolly says she a huge Jessica fan, and is planning a blockbuster concert for her at Dollywood. She say's:

"Jessica is going to come up to Dollywood, and we're going to do something real soon."

According to Dolly, Jessica's talent is too often overlooked...just as she was when she was starting out. She says,

"All they see is this great-looking blonde girl, but she's got a great voice - and the heartache and pain to throw into the songs."

Well, if Jessica starts doing some real music, and ditches the pop fluff, I'll start listening. But Dolly seems to think they have similarities. For someone else Dolly is frightingly similar to, click here.

Kate Hudson raised eyebrows and speculation when she was spotted buying pink baby clothes at Los Angeles' Petit Tresor. She plunked down a cool fifteen hundred big ones for newborn clothes. A "source" says she bought 12 pieces, including a pink cuddle coat, green frog slippers and a designer leather bag.

Brad Pitt is trying to get that message across to E!, after a producer and camerman allegedly walked onto his property in the Hollywood Hills last week. His rep confirms that charges have been filed against E!:

"Yes, we have filled tresspessing charges, and are exploring our legal options against both the crew that actually tresspessed and the network itself."

E!, of course, is denying they did anything wrong, but has made a statement that that they in no way condone or encourage such behavior.

In these photos from Splash News, Cameron Diaz looks like she has a "Secret." Her antiperspirant doesn't work!

Mischa Barton was caught bawling in what appears to be a drive-thru, but who knows. Maybe Cisco dumped her ass or something. Photos from Allie's Wired.

The cast of Babel was going through Moroccan misery with temps soaring near 112 degrees and only one indoor toilet, so Brad Pitt decided to lessen the tension by yanking up his pants to give himself a wedgie, while sticking his ass out and waddling around like a duck.

"You gotta find things to make you laugh during the shoot. Cate (Blanchett) called it the Hungry Bum...when your bum's so hungry it's trying to eat your pants."

I hope he bought Tide with him to the shoot...or at least an extra pair of Hanes.

Jessica and Ashlee always come off as rivals to me, but they did manage to cuddle up next to each other for an interview and photo with OK! magazine. They did the interview (an exclusive) in London, where Ashlee is starring in the musical Chicago. The Simpson Sibs talk about "being famous, future plans, and each other." About what she taught Ashlee about fame (huh?), Jessica says:

"You don't have to be what people tell you to be. It's been harder for me to learn that, because I've always been forced one way or the other. Ashlee has always had the freedom to be who she wanted to be."

Little sis had this to say about big sis:

"She's a fighter and she's always thinking on her toes. People knock her down and she gets back up."

Reading between the lines: Jessica has inner rage over being forced to perform and having Dirty Daddy Joe whore her out, while Ashlee got into it by choice. And Ashlee saying Jess thinks "on her toes?" With her toes, perhaps...but "on" is a stretch.

Merry Christmas Clay fans! Clay is slated to have a guest appearance of the daytime soap on December 22nd. The episode will be taped soon - November 14th - and will feature Clay performing Everything I Have, a song from his new album. He will also have his version of O Holy Night" featured in the episode.

Is his career over or something? Is it an act of desperation? I thought he was doing pretty well for himself! Like sands through the hour glass...are these the final days of our Clay?

Kelly Clarkson paid homage to country music last night at CMT's Giants. The event was honoring Kelly's own idol, Reba McEntire. Kelly and Martina McBride also sang a duet together, which was dedicated to Reba. The event will air on CMT Saturday, November 18th. Photos from Just Jared.

She looks smashing as usual! I love that she's in to more than the pop scene...she has great diversity!

And probably smashing mirriors with that face, too!

Q: You see a picture of a young celebrity slumped in the back of a leather-clad interior of a car. She's three sheets to the wind, hair hanging limply over her face. She sitting in a rather vulgar position, and her underwear are peeking out from underneath her little skirt. Unfortunatley for this little lush, the paparazzi are watching and taking photos. Who was caught in this revealing position? (Photo below)

A) Paris Hilton
B) Tara Reid
C) Lindsay Lohan
D) None of the Above

Answer: D

So who's crotch was it? It looks like little newlywed Avril has joined the ranks of Hollyweird party hoochies. I bet her new ball-and-chain is thrilled to have a wifey with her crotch blogged 'round the world.

I retract my statement in a previous post that J.Lo looks like Pennywise the Clown. I think that honor goes to Dolly now. Beep, beep, Richie!

The Hulk needs to throw a blanket over her! I thought he was so protective of her! She looks like such a tramp. At least she's got the cool grill...

I only ask that because I can't fathom why anyone would attempt to carry a weapon onto a flight at this point. Apparently, last month, Snoop was denied access to the plane when authorites found a 21 inch metal baton in his bag. He didn't receive any charges for this offense, however...

Yesterday he was arrested on charges of illegal drug possession and drug charges while parked in a loading zone at Bob Hope airport. Police found a gun and marijuana in the vehicle as a result of a search. He posted the $35,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in court on December 12th.

I bet his buzz has fizzled.

Lindsay Lohan at the Xbox Gears of War launch party in Hollyweird. Photos from Gabsmash.

Kevin Federline has managed to land another acting gig, right on the heels of his compelling performance on CSI. He'll star in the upcoming Caught on Tape, a hip-hop film. The movie is directed by rapper Sticky Fingaz, who says the movie is

"a hardcore musical - lots of violence, sex, action, drama, plus sentiment and romance as well. It's K-Fed's acting debut. He's really cool."

Yeah, he probably just wants Britney hanging around the set.

I think she's shooting for the spaced-out, unattractive feel. What happened to her? She used to be such a good-looking woman, and now her hair is always styled unflatteringly. Perhaps she's depressed...what with her show being cancelled and all.

She's at the Hamptons International Film Festival.

Fed up with rumors that she had plastic surgery to enhance her cleavage, Ashlee Simpson sounded off to Britian's OK! magazine:

"You have to laugh because people make up the goofiest things. My boobs are beautiful! I'm not getting them done. I'm 22, they're up and high!

Ashlee also talked to the magazine about the giant bra she wears to play Roxie Hart in the Chicago production, and said it's like "four Wonderbras."

I linked this photo yesterday, but it fits the topic so well, I have to post it again.
The Celeb Dish has a great photo that'll show you another person who loves Ashlee's high, beautiful boobs...click here to find out who....

We know Jessica Simpson is a little spaced...but cyber spaced? A "source" apparently told Britain's More magazine that after Jess split with John, she:

"set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop."

Jessica is apparently spending much of her time flirting online. I hear she met someone too. A former Texas preacher named Joe, who whored two daughters out to the entertainment business to get filthy rich.

Naomi Campbell is being questioned by police over the EIGHTH accusation of assault in nine years. Naomi's latest victim is allegedly her drug counsellor, who walked into a London police station with scratches all over her face that she claimed came from Naomi.

This woman has some anger issues! And no one's gonna want to help her sort through them after this! Look what this poor woman got for helping her! Sounds like a case for Dr. Phil!

The stars came out in droves on Monday night for Borat, or the premiere of the movie starring the character played by Sacha Baron Cohen.

Borat made his entrance in a horse-drawn limo, and sang his mother-country's national anthem. Sacha says the film has been very well-received in his home country, despite the disapproval from Kazakhstan.

Looks like winning Rock Star: Supernova paid off in more ways than one for Lukas Rossi. Lukas and Tommy were at an album release party for Frankie J when they were caught smooching.

This band has the worst luck already. First, they can't use the name Supernova, because another band already has the rights to the name. Then, Jason Newsted injures himself and has to skip out on touring. And now Tommy and Lukas are caught in a passionate embrace. Just what every rock band needs is a gay image.

In the same interview with Jane magazine in which Jessica Simpson said she knew the exact point that her marriage was over, Jessica defends her Dirty Daddy, Joe Simpson. Jane asked Jessica if she was bothered as much as the rest of the world about the famous "Double D's" comment made by Joe, and Jessica replied with this insight:

"No, I've had double-D's for a long time. Are you kidding? No. My family is extremely close. I talk to my mom about my sex life. That's not something that creeps me out."

She rationalized Dirty Daddy's comment with a simple:

"We're podunk southern."

Doesn't change the fact that he's your Dad, sweetheart! See the Celeb Dish for a fabulous picture of Dirty Daddy gaping at Ashlee's boobs!

In bed with Paris Hilton? No need to advertise that on a magazine! The skirt she's wearing on the cover reminds me of the one we saw on Katie Holmes a few weeks ago!

Donald Trump on Angelina Jolie.

For a small fee, of course! Paris and Carmen Electra are whoring themselves out for New Year's Eve parties, but get your wallet open! Paris will host your shindig, so long as it's in Miami, New York, or Los Angeles, and you pay her $100,000 for the personal appearance, plus her personal expenses and fly her in on a private jet.

Carmen is the blue-light special, at 50 percent of the cost of Paris. She's charging $50,000 plus expenses, and won't require a jet.

If you hire Paris, don't let her supply the weed for the party. Her mexican-ditch variety will bum out your entire party before it even starts.

I wonder if they included the photos of Parisite's bag-o-weed in the magazine so all the teeny boppers can follow the fad?

Kurt Cobain has knocked the reigning king of dead celebrities off of Forbes list of highest earning dead celebrities. Elvis had held the top spot on the list since the it's inception in 2000.

Cobain, who shot himself in 1994, earned $50 million between October 2005 and October 2006. Elvis paled in comparison this year, even though he earned $42 million over the past year, even though it's been nearly 30 years since he died.

Other's on the Forbes list include Peanuts animator Charles Schultz, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, Bob Marley, and Ray Charles.

Diddy displayed a diva-like attitude during a Sirius satellite radio stations interview. A source tells Page Six that Diddy was "thowing a temper tantrum." and "cursing up a storm, dropping F-bombs and throwing around the N-word."

Diddy's displeased demeanor was apparently directed at his own management team. He was under the impression that he was going to interview solely with channel Shade 45. But when he arrived at the studios, he was asked to "tour the station" and give interviews to more channels, which caused him to go ballistic on managers.

"The Source" also said Diddy's behavior was nothing new, and that Diddy is always "yelling at his team."

I wonder if his personality changes as quickly as his name. After that epic-of-an-invitation to his party followed by this little episode, I think it's safe to say this guy is a total control freak.

Lindsay's grandmother is the latest family member to step up and speak to the press about Lindsay's bad behavior. Granny seems to think the remedy is a new man. Grandma says,

"If Lindsay would get herself a stable boyfriend, I think everything would be better. It's such a shame she's no longer with Harry. He was good for her and she seemed more settled. She needs a relationship to keep her on the right track."

What's with this family? Her mother is an attention whore vicariously living through her daughter. But, I probably shouldn't say things like that about White Oprah. Her father is in prison for various crimes, publishes letters in newspapers to Lindsay, and lets the whole world in on their dysfunctional lives, and now Grandma gets involved? Isn't grandma just supposed to be the sweet old lady who bakes cookies for you? Since when does grams run to the press, dammit???!!!!

I feel kind of bad for her that her family is so nuts and everyone knows about it. And she should watch it. She's not far off the psycho-path herself. She looks cute in these photos, though. I just can't kick her down right now.

I've always wondered if Reese Witherspoon's success would get in the the of her marriage to the less-successful Ryan Phillippe. Reese and Ryan were reportedly quibbling at the premiere of Flags of Our Fathers. There are apparently photos floating around of them looking pissed at each other that night, but I've not yet seen them.

Cuz we didn't see her in ages, and all the sudden she pops up looking like the celeb that fashion forgot, and now she's out and about again displaying her poor taste in fashion, and looking like a candidate for the Mary-Kate Klub. That dress looks like vinyl.

Wow! Beyonce, Eddie Murphy and Jamie Foxx got some eye-popping character one-sheets for Dreamgirls, due out sometime around Christmas this year.

From Just Jared.

Jennifer Garner is a cute woman...no arguments here. But you have to admit that lately she's taken on the frumpy, comfy, "mommy look". No offense meant. It good to see her proving she can still look smashing, as she did at the Hollywood Awards at last night's Hollywood Film Festival. Lookin' good!

Only Oprah could set the story straight on this one. Tomorrow, tune into Oprah as she interviews Madonna and gets to the bottom of all the adoption rumors. The subject for the day is controversy, not only just on adoption, but the Dixie Chicks will be present to talk about the "George Bush" concert.

Hop-along Heather Mills McCartney isn't getting nasty only with beloved ex-Beatle Paul McCartney; she's now suing two newspapers over "false, damaging and immensely upsetting" stories regarding her divorce to Paul McCartney. Suit's having been filed against the Daily Mail and London's Evening Standard. You can also expect to see a suit against the Sun.

Last week, the Daily Mail peppered their front page with what appeared to be legal papers drafted by Heather's lawyer against Paul that alleged drug use, drunkenness, callousness about Heather's missing limb, indifference to her pain, and assualt with a broken wine glass???!!!!

I remember when they were married and People magazine received a barrage of mail from readers ripping on Heather Mills calling her a gold digger, and threatening to kick her ass if she ever hurt Paul. Yep, this former Beatle can still bring the ladies to their knees. Heather should be careful...a herd of Paul's loyal female fans could hunt her down and rip off her prosthetic leg and beat her bloody with it. I could see it happening.

It's JAYDEN. Jayden James Federline. A copy of the birth certificate for Britney and Kevin's second spawn has been obtained from the Los Angeles County Registrar-Recorder's office, and it was signed by big daddy Kevin Federline himself, and it appears that they did not name the child Sutton Pierce Federline, as originally thought.

It appears that Brit outwitted the press on this one. I'm so happy they didn't name that kid Sutton Pierce. It sounds like a crotchety old rich man who sits around in a smoking jacket puffing a pipe.

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Nina Garcia, the tough, no-nonsense judge on Project Runway, and fashion director for Elle magazine, is expecting her first child next March with her husband David Conrod. She's four months pregnant now...let's hope this doesn't make her soft! Her sternness and exasperation with the designers is one of the highlights of the show. I wonder what the hell happens on that Runway? First Heidi, then Heidi, then Heidi, then Laura Bennett, a contestant, Heidi again, Heidi, and now Nina. I'm sure Heidi will follow up Nina with another...but that remains to be seen. Congrats to Nina and David!

All right...so I exaggerated on how many babies Heidi had...but it seems that way!

Arnold Robinson, Tom Cruise's rep has made it official! Tom and Katie will be married November 18th in Italy! U.S. Weekly has also reported the date on its website. Robinson also confirmed to the AP that Katie will be wearing a dress designed by Giorgio Armani.

I find it kind of suspicious that they hide their daughter so well for so long, keep all their plans on the down low, then leak their wedding date and location to the press!!! I wonder if they're just trying to divert the press....????

Keith Urban checked himself into a rehab center on Thursday night, and Nicole was by his side. He's had a round of rehab before, and apparently hasn't kicked the habit. He made a statement via his rep, "I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me. One can never let one's guard down on recovery, and I'm afraid that I have."

With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome."

Keith also cancelled all of his upcoming appearances promoting his new CD.

Well, the guy wrote that sleeper of a suicide anthem, Tonight I Wanna Cry. I should've guessed he had problems.

We'll never forget the memorable Joe Simpson quotes, such as,

"She's got double-D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

and the lovely,

"Jessica has waited to sing about or have sex until she's married. And now she's married and now I think we're celebrating the fact that she can do it until she's blue in the face and she can sing about it too."

Just recently, Joe apparantly took a steamy photo of Jessica looking sexy in bed, wrapped in a sheet, yet showing some thigh. There's also a head indentation on the pillow next to her, implying that it was a post-sex photo.

Daughters, imagine your father taking a photo of you like that, and I imagine you feel like vomitting. Fathers, imagine taking a photo like that of your daughter, and if feel as Joe Simpson does, that this is OK, your photo will probably be posted on your state's sex offender website someday.

Ugh. I just shuddered and gagged.

Remember when Tara Reid's teeny-tiny strap on her dress slipped down, and photographers got photos of her boob that had fallen out, while she was totally oblivious?

I can now actually say with truth that Tara Reid is scary enough to be a Halloween costume, because, she truly is now! A Tara Reid costume is being sold online which features a black, floor-length dress with a "pop-open" shoulder strap and giant foam boobs. Unfortunately, it is sold out...so I guess you still have to worry!

Shanna Moakler on what she thinks about Paris Hilton and her soon-to-be ex-husband Travis Barker hooking up.

Photos from Pop on the Pop.

Nicole Richie with her stylist Rachel Zoe, at a party for fashion designer Charlotte Ronson. I would think a couple of drinks would put her under the table.

Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow are set to star in a movie together about the life of former president Richard Nixon. The two were engaged in 1996, and starred together in the great Seven. Sharon Stone, Meryl Streep and Jim Broadbent were also cast in the film.

This should be interesting. How do you think their current love interests will feel about this?

Must we see the ass of every celebrity? I always though Mischa had a little more class then Lindsay.

An invitation to Diddy's party. Apparently it's been around for a couple of weeks, but I hadn't seen it and thought it was hilarious. I don't think my attire would be suitable.

I tried to get this to enlarge the picture, but it just wouldn't load that way! But if you click on it, you should be able to enlarge it further and read it.

So John Mayer wears a bear suit on stage while performing with Sheryl Crow durning their tour. She decided to retaliate by wearing a bikini on stage on the last night of their tour.

The bear would be less scary.
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David Hasselhoff is now saying his friend, co-star and Knight Rider vehicle was gay. Hasselhoff told a group of students in an Irish university that the relationship between he and Kip was far from professional. He told students at Trinity College in Dublin that there were

"some fairly X-rated outtakes on Knight Rider. Kip was constantly asking, 'Do you want me to take you home Michael?' in that camp voice of his."

Sure, out the car, but not yourself.

Demi and Bruce must be cracked to let their daughter Rumer hang out with Lindsay Lohan. That can only mean bad things to happen in the future

Jackie Chan says he frustrated by Hollyweird's safety rules. Chan says, "There are so many safety and insurance rules to follow.

"I know they want to make sure I'm safe when I do my stunts,
but sometimes they insist that I use protective gear for even simple things, and
that is frustrating. It takes so much time."

Chan also noted that he feel less restricted when he's making films in Hong Kong:

"In Hong Kong we just go ahead and do what needs to be done. There is no safetly captain on the set. I use my own stunt team because they have experience and I trust them to make the action and stunts safe."

A safety captain. Crap like that would annoy the hell out of me too. But because of idiots with stupid lawsuits, it's the American Way. Now time for a confession...I've never seen a Jackie Chan movie. I've heard they are funny, but I just haven't been overly eager to see one. Maybe it's time...

Big Bird is looking chipper cuddled up with Maria Menounos!

Sienna Miller is denying that she recently freaked out at a Pittsburgh bar. Her London rep, Clara Parkes, told People that the claim is simply untrue. "

These people are utter fantasists. We have 10 witnesses, including local Pittsburgh people, who can vouch that Sienna never reacted this way and left the bar quietly. It is utter rubbish."

Parkes also maintains that Sienna, who is filming The Mysteries of Pittsburgh while in the city, that Miller is denying she "in any way acted in an inappropriated manner." You can learn more about Sienna Pittsburgh drama by clicking here.

Freddie Fender died Saturday! The "Be-bop Kid" was 69. Fender was diagnosed with lung cancer earlier this year, and died at his Corpus Christi home with family surrounding him. He's best known for his number one 1975 hit "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights."

I'm running out of things to say about her nasty roll-enhancing clothes. Look, then look away.

Does anyone care about Jack Osbourne enough to read his life story? And by the way, David Crosby (Crosby, Stills, Nash & sometimes Young/The Byrds) wrote a book called Long Time Gone awhile back. I read it about 4 years ago. And it was about...his drug and alcohol addiction. Which I guess is the theme of Jack's story too.

No shit? You think so? Nick admitted to David Letterman that doing a reality television show on MTV was not one of their....shall we say...brighter ideas. Nick told Dave:

"It was among the dumber ideas I've ever seen executed in history. For awhile, we actually enjoyed doing the show, but it just got to a place where it was so invasive, it became a problem."

Nick doesn't seem to know exactly what caused the breakup of his marriage; he says it's too soon to tell. However...he will admit that the scrutiny of the reality shows cameras was a definite factor.

At least until she learns to dress with a little more class! The public hasn't seen her for quite awhile now, and showing up in that horrific hat is not the way to start a comeback.

Andy Dick wants to clarify something. He may have had sex with men, but he's not gay. Andy tells the Washington Post:

"I'm not even gay! Last year it was anal warts, which I don't have. This year, it's AIDS and gay. Which I don't have and I'm not. No and no. Just because I've been with guys, and I'm bi(sexual), doesn't mean I'm gay."

Ummm...Andy...if you've had your last name in a bunghole, or put your last name in a bung hole, you are gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Go shopping.

One of Ryan Seacrest's friend told In Touch magazine that "Ryan would love to have a girlfriend."

Why did he say that? Because Ryan and Sheryl Crow were seeing having a "private, romantic" dinner together at Sole II in L.A. Supposedly, the were cuddling and holding hands and they were "so into each other."

Ryan Seacrest straight? Puh-leazze!!!! I know someone in the radio business who worked with him and said it's common knowlege that he's into pole.

Eva Longoria wore the dress to Ken Pave salon in Beverly Hills, accessorizing with sunglasses, a simple necklace, shopping bag, and oversized purse, while Lola, the daughter of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, oppted to wear the outfit for taking her first steps.

Mariah Carey arrives in Japan for the Emacipation of Mimi tour. Wish she'd never come back.

Sutton Pierce Federline may not even exist. You may remember in September after Britney popped out baby boy #2, the Spears camp refused to cofirm the name. K-Fed was in Seattle interviewing with Jackie and Bender on October 12th, and still wouldn't confirm the name. Here's a snippet of the conversation:

Jackie: There’s rumors that Sutton is not a boy. Have you heard that?
Kevin: Only from my friends, cause I haven’t told them so I haven’t told them anything and my wife hasn’t spoken to anybody about anything, so…
Bender: Cause word has it that she’ll reveal the news the week your cd drops.
Kevin: Um, I don’t know, that might be all rumors too.
Jackie: Isn’t that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one.
Kevin: Yeah it’s crazy. Well it’s even crazier when people are telling me my child’s name.
Bender: Oh so Sutton is not the baby’s name—
Kevin: Oh yeah there you go.

Britney is being pretty crafty with the blood-thirsty public on this one, hasn't she? The kid could actually be a boy and named Sutton Pierce. We really don't know for sure. We have nothing concrete.

I think they're keeping this kid under wraps to keep the press interested while Britney works out like a madwoman, getting in shape for this big comeback we've all heard about. That's just my opinion.

Calm down gentlemen! Jessica Alba isn't lost to you for life! She's on the set of the Fantastic Four 2.

Jessica recently told Elle magazine that she quit being a born again Christian, because her pastor told her it was her fault guys hit on her:

"Older men would hit on me and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, which I wasn't. It just made me feel, like, if I was in any way desireable to the opposite sex, that was my fault, and he made me ashamed of my body and of being a woman."

I hate the blonde hair. I absolutely adore the way it's styled with the 30's netting veil, just hate, hate, hate the color on her.

After bashing Pittsburgh in a recent interview, Sienna Miller decided to hit the town Saturday night, and shortly before midnight Saturday night, meandered to Folino's Young's Tavern on Carson Street.

However, Sienna showed up without ID, but managed to sneak past the bouncer and make her way inside...but she got caught! They escorted her back outside, where she apparently freaked and played the celebrity card:

"I am Sienna Miller. I'm a famous actress!"

I think they know exactly who Sienna is...

Here is the complete interview, with some bonus Tara photos! (Ok, Blogger won't load my photos. I'll post them later.)

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place: "I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."

On what went wrong: "First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of 'it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."

On being intimate: "Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure."On getting lipo:"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

There is noooo way she weighs 110 lbs!!!! She's an idiot in every way possible. If you click on the photo to enlarge, you'll be able to see the black bra and the stain on the shirt.

Paris tells Star magazine that she is desperately trying to get a restraining order against ex-playboy model Shanna Moakler.

It's rumored that Shanna punched Paris right in the face at a nightclub in L.A. after finding out that the Hilton tramp was seeing her estranged husband, former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.

So ol' Paree filed a police report and asked for a restraining order against Shanna. Paris told Star magazine recently:

"I'm scared of her. I feel like I have to do something to protect myself."

Oh, I'm sure Shanna is soooo bummed that she can't be near Paris. It would break any girl's heart.

Or at least that's what he seems to think! Alec was trying to walk right past a barrier set up by police as a result of the traggic plane accident in New York yesterday. That's intelligent...get in the way of people trying to help out in a time of crisis!

Paris was seen again with Travis Barker as the two were leaving Mr. Chow on Wednesday evening after grabbing a bite to eat together. I'll get more details on this soon, but apparently Paris wants to get a restraining order on Shanna after the much-talked-about punch. But she can't be that scared of her if she keeps running around with Travis! If you ask me, he's just trying to get caught with the skank to get under Shanna's skin!

Brody Jenner was caught snuggling up with ex-girlfriend Kristen Cavallari's enemy #1, Lauren Conrad!!! The two were seen cuddling at Mel's Diner in Los Angeles.

Seems like perhaps Lauren is getting her revenge for Kristen stealing her boyfriend Stephen Coletti in their Laguna Beach Days.

I can hear a collective groan from the coach of every children's team, no matter what sport. Couch Jumpin' Cruise was disappointed that his son Conner's football team wasn't playing well, so he boldly walked on the field, right past the coach, and offered up a pep schpeil of his own. Coaches just LOVE when parents interfere!! My dad was a baseball coach for years, and I know his take on it :o) Doesn't Tom's outfit look sort of like Dieter from the old SNL skit? :o)

Jessica Alba is on the cover of the upcoming November issue of Elle magazine. I really dig the clothes in the shoot they did...and she looks pretty good in them too. Jessica commented on several personal subjects in her interview with Elle:

On her multi-ethnic background: "Mostly people didn't just know what I was. They couldn't really categorize me. Katie Holmes is like, the most ethnic girl [casting agents] have ever seen."
On being better known for her body then her work: "With my friends, I'm a total fool, but only they see that. When I go on set, no one wants me to look gawky or weird. They want me to look like this version of this girl. That's boring to me."
On her nudity policy: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety."
On not having role models: "I don't really worry about other people because I'm so different. I like paving the way, because then there are no exceptions. There's only what I create."

Looking closer, that big head of hair gives her kind of a pinhead look. But she's a pretty girl. Always seemed a little snobby to me, but cute. I'll give her that.

Paris was pulled over again! This time it was in her publicist's car, but only for a "routine stop." So, unfortunately, she wasn't ticketed. Too bad she didn't have a martini at lunch. Photos kiped from X17online.

Oh, wretch. Vince Vaughn's nose hair is out of control!!! He'll have to get his mystery blonde to pluck them for him!

Mariah looks like she ate a big dinner...or she took some opium and is seeing strange things...

Following the Angelina example, Madonna has adopted a one-year-old Malawian boy named David. The kid's mom died a month after his birth, and his father David, who is 32 years old, seems thrilled that his son is facing poverty.

"I am father of David, who has been adopted. I am very happy, because as you can see, there is poverty in this villiage and I know he will very well looked after in America."

I may not be sorry to see my kid (if I had one) go either if someone with Madonna's bank account took him away! No really, I'm sure he's sad to see his son go, but is happy for all the opportunity he'll have. And I would hope Madonna would send him a plane ticket to visit his son, too. She's not going to shove her odd religious beliefs on this kid, is she? Make him change his name?

Photos of Angelina Jolie's role as the wife of murdered journalist Daniel Pearl in A Mighty Heart, have surfaced on the internet. Angelina plays a woman who is half-cuban in the film and had her skin colored for the role.

I want to see a celebrity with a lab, or some other breed of clumsy, dopey dog. I love labs dearly, don't get me wrong! I'm just sick of these little accessory dogs!

Does her stylist hate her or something? Photos from Splash News.

We knew it would happen at some point! Tara Reid sells her plastic surgery woes to US Weekly.

Why is it that every time a celebrity starts the rapid decline for stardom, they start airing their dirty laundry to the press? Money? To remain in the public eye? Low self-esteem? Why isn't she talking about her drinking and blow problem, too?

Oh MIckey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!

Damn, all she needs is a can of Aquanet sprayed on mile-high bangs, and friendship pins on her shoes, while a boom box playing Paula Abdul and Richard Marx blares. Do you think she has a Rubik's Cube in her bag?

I didn't even know she was still making movies. She puts me to sleep, but I think the dress is pretty funky!

Did they stage this pic for publicity??!!! The big smile on Elton's face and there's even a mouse in the background...it's too ironic.

Donald Trump found someone new to pick on last night on Larry King Live. You may remember Donnie's previous gripes with the likes of Martha Stewart and her daughter Alexis, but this time, the rug-wearing, craddle-robbing gazillionaire decided to focus on Angelina Jolie. His gripes?

"She treats her father like a dog."
"She has been with so many guy, she makes me look like a baby with the other side."
"I just don't even find her attractive."
"I've not a fan of hers, as you've probably noticed. Have you noticed?"

He's an arrogent ass, but he's got a couple of good points. Watch the Larry King Live clip by clicking here. Is it just me, or does he look sort of "special" in that picture? I would assume he's not very athletic. And I should have assumed he was a Yankee fan. Thanks, Detroit!

Finally!!! The dream "the White Oprah" has lived vicariously through her daughter is starting to come true for her as well!!!

Dina somehow landed on the cover of Boulevard Magazine. Super Mom!!!???? WTF??? A super mom is now someone who has a daughter that drinks like a fish and has a terrible work ethic, but as long as she's paying the bills...

This woman is such a flake.

I found these on the Skinny Website, and I thought they were great! Why do the women always get picked on?!!! Check out Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, and John Travola in their prime...and now.

She is so gorgeous! I don't know if these were taken for a magazine shoot or anything, but I think she looks hot!

I always thought she was cute even before the nose job, but she really looks cute in her Roxie Hart/Chicago attire. She's in London here, outside her dressing room, signing autographs for fans.

Hmmm...it's a little strange, don't you think? Photos from X17online.

There is speculation that Nicky Hilton received an engagement ring from Kevin Connelly on her 23rd birthday. She's a Hilton, so the fact that she has a big rock on her finger really means nothing to me. What do you think?

Vince Vaughn went to a London showbiz shindig, and ended up getting cozy with a yet-unknown blonde girl. Funny that she was attracted to him, as his shirt was apparently stained upon arrival, and his fly open as well.

So if he and Jennifer were actually ever together, and really didn't break up (as specified in US Weekly), I'm sure it will be officially over after this and we can all breathe easy.

They have so much money...and they spend it on attire like this...

What's with the Pennywise the Clown look? I wonder if they all float down there in Hollyweird?

Quote of the Year:

"I just want to get something clear with you. Paris Hilton rolled her own tobacco cigarette. It was tobacco you saw." Elliott Minz, Publicist for Paris Hilton

To see the pictures behind the reason for this busy publicist's quote, click here.
But, wow...that sure isn't the TOPS my grandfather used to roll his smokes! A new herbal variety, most likely. A must-have in any girls purse.

Rose McGowan shows off her smaller frame at Spike TV's Scream Awards 2006. Is anyone going with the healthy-look anymore?

These photos are from the cast part of Employee of the Month, I believe. I've just never seen the full frontal shot.

Who knew she had all the freckles?

Taylor Hicks is apparently the new Elvis. Um, yeah...gonna have to stop and ponder as to how he earned that honor.

Taylor is featured in the latest Vibe magazine, taking about music and his new album. And not talking about things like Justin Timberlake. Diddy, Puffy, what's-his-name-today is featured on the cover.

Hick's album is slated to release December 5th. (Oooo...a Christmas wish!) But you can purchase it now on Amazon. Find it under "P" for Presley. Elvis????!!!! Can someone explain it to me?

Oooo la la! Victoria Beckham looked schnazzzzzzzyyyyy. This attire SCREAMS "classy bitch." There is something I LOVE about this outfit!!!

Sienna Miller has apologized for her distasteful comments regarding Pittsburgh during a recent interview. While shooting her latest movie, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Sienna said to the interviewer,

"Can you believe this is my life? Will
you pity me when you are back in your funky New York apartment and I am still in
Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films and stop with my indie
year."

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl was pretty nice about Sienna's blunder, saying,

"I think obviously we have a great town,
and I disagree with her comments. I'm sure in her short experience here she
hasn't had a real opportunity to look around"

Miller apologized for her comments in a statement Friday, saying she hadn't yet seen the area in daylight. Ya know lady, while you're bitching about doing a movie, and traveling around the country for your "job", the rest of us sit in cubicles making sure we save our spreadsheets to the right network drive. No one likes to hear their town bashed, especially when you're on their turf. Suck it up or get a job that keeps you in New York so you won't be inconvenienced.

Nicole Kidman donns a pink ribbion for breast cancer while helping launch a cancer awarness campaign for the UK at Madame Tussauds London.

Marcia Cross confirmed Friday on the Ellen Degeneres show that she and her husband, Tom Mahoney, are in fact, expecting twins in April. Marcia said it got out somehow, because she was trying to keep the news private while she digested the idea of twins. But she said it just got out somehow, and everybody started congratulating her, so she decided to admit it! She's 44 with no kids, so I think it's great she's getting 2 done in one shot. Who want to be pregnant going into their 50's?

Farrah Fawcett is remaining positive, desite the recent disclosure that she has been diagnosed with cancer. Fawcett says,

"I am determined to bite the bullet and fight the fight while going through the
next six weeks of cutting edge, state-of-the-art treatment. I should be
able to return to my life as it was before."

Her publicist wouldn't reveal what kind of cancer has, but said it was diagnosed recently and involves a fast-growing tumor. Farrah is 59.

I know these photos have been around for a few days already...but in case you hadn't seen them...the baby looks really cute!

Whoa! Katie Holmes in a breath-taking-away couture gown for the Chanel show at Paris Fashion Week.

Rapper and performer Kevin Federline guest stars as an arrogant teenager in the October 12 episode of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION ( 9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on CBS.

The CSI team investigates a series of brutal tourist beatings that take place within the span of a few hours throughout the Las Vegas area, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Thursday, October 12 ( 9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kevin Federline guest stars as Cole Tritt, an arrogant teenager who harasses Nick and Warrick at a crime scene.
Photos: Robert Voets/CBS

Watch K-Fed get punched in the face in this preview!

Heidi Klum talked about her pregnant self in Self...more specifically about her not-so-typical model body. She says,

"I just thought, 'You know that's not who I am. I just don't look like
that.' I never will be. I'm more big boned that way. I'm more
curvy. And that's just the way it is. Now I don't really think about
it."

I wouldn't think of it either - if I was an ex-Victoria's Secret model with a hit TV show and getting as much sex as she obviously is. The Project Runway finale (Part 1) is coming up next Wednesday! I love this show...can't wait to see who wins!!

...Us Weekly says that Vince takes back the $500,000 engagement ring. Didn't Jennifer just hold a press conference because the rumor got completely out of hand?

And was that press conference not to alert the media that the engagement rumours were completely untrue?

Hopefully this relationship will end up much the same way their relationship on that steaming-pile-of-movie The Breakup did. Over. Both in real life and the media.

She gets creepier looking every time I see her. She's got a hint of crazy in that thousand-mile stare.

Pam Anderson at the Ivy in Beverly Hills.

Pam is going to star in a commercial for Virgin Mobile UK mobile TV Service. I've heard rumblings that she looks preggo, but I don't see it.

Maaaannn!!!! Check out these smokin' hot pics of Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese! Look for the sexy spread in Flaunt magazine!!!

Sharon Stone was apparently hamming up to Jared Leto in a new LA hot spot, and he was digging the attention. I think we need to find her a seamstress to fix that slit. No Basic Instict- revealing-scene pun intended. Photos from Splash News.

Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber in Malibu.

I don't remember her boobies being this big! Did she get breast implants at the same time she got her nose done? A package bargain, perhaps? Buy one, get one free?

I thought that was Hailey, but turned out it's something else with a long face!

I hate her. That's all I'm going to say.

Alicia Keys chilling up by the pool. Hmm...always thought she was a little more "petite."

Maggie Gyllenhaal had her baby! Maggie, 28, and her fiance, Peter Sarsgaard annouced via Maggie's rep that they have a little girl...named Ramona. Like Ramona Quimby from the Beverly Cleary novels I read in 2nd grade. Everyone is happy and healthy!

Janis Joplin, my favorite singer since I heard her live Montery Pop Festival version of Ball and Chain at age 20, died 36 years ago today...so I had to remember her today!

Janis was found dead at the age of 27 following a herion overdose at the Landmark hotel in Hollywood. She'd just finished her album Pearl several days prior. Janis was the second of the famous three "27's" to pass away. Jimi Hendrix had died less than a month earlier at age 27 from asphixiation, and Jim Morrison followed Janis less than a year later, dying of a heart attack at 27.

Enjoy the Janis shots! I especially love the live black and white's.

Been working some loooonnnngggg hours, so here's a condensed version of what's happening...

Larry Birkhead has filed a suit against Anna Nicole Smith, saying he is the father of her brand new baby girl, Dannie Lynn Hope, and demanded that Anna return to Calfornia with the baby. Birkhead alleges that Anna was addicted to methadone, and Howard K. Stern - her lawyer and candidate #2 for father of the child - was facilitating Smith's methadone habit.

Access Hollywood is confirming that Tori Spelling is indeed pregnant.

Maddox Jolie-Pitt is receiving one-on-one soccer lessons from soccer great David Beckham.

Kevin Federline was seen galavanting around in Vegas with a posse of friends...Britney was not anywhere to be found.

Janet Jackson said her fans are upset with MTV and threatening to boycot the station because they refuse to show Janet's new video...all because of the Super Bowl shenanigans. But they are continuing to show Justin Timberlake's video's. Janet told Blade magazine that she and Mariah Carey are working together on a duet.

Wilmer Valderrams, a.k.a Fez will play Erik Estrada's Ponch character in the latest television-to-big screen jump, in Chips.

The second scandal on Season 3 of Bravo's Project Runway! Laura, the sassy redhead, who's expecting her sixth child, has accused Jeffrey, the arrogant ass with horrible taste in clothing, of cheating on his final collection.

Why, you demand to know? Laura is convinced Jeffrey obtained outside help to stitch his designs together.

Laura is basing her accusations on news she heard from her mother, who had become close with Jeffrey's mother after the show finished the final episode before Fashion Week.

Tim Gunn, the mentor for the show, had stopped at Jeffrey's home to rate his progress on his collection, and apparently told him he "had a lot of work to do." Then Jeffrey's mother told Laura's mother...picking up on this?

Abbreviated Ending: Laura sees Jeff's collection, can't believe he's finished such a great collection in the short time he has, and calls his ass on it.

It seems like just last week that Paris was caught messin' 'round with Travis Barker. But Paris has apparantly decided to trade tattoos for tennis.

She raised some eyebrows after she was spotted out with Andy Roddick twice in a week. We've all seen Paris' ass before, but in case you want another peek...

Britney in Q magazine. Apparantly, it's not available in the U.S. I have to go cry into my pillow now...

I always hear great things about Robert Plant, and here's another! The ex-singer of Led Zeppelin's neighbor, Jackie Jennings, needs treatment for a brain tumor in Boston, Massachusettes. Jennings has already raised $135,000.

Plant will perform under another old band name, The Honeydrippers. Plant hopes the performance, slated for December at the Kidderminster Town Hall in England, will raise the remaining $45,000 that's needed for the treatment. The concert will be billed as 'The Return of the Honeydrippers'.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Who's Rockin' Around the X-mas Tree This Year?

Son of John-Sean-Doesn't Live in a Dead Beatles' Shadow

Brad's Getting Too Political

If It Can't Last For These Two...There's No Help for the Rest!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Lindsay Lohan: Five Lives Down...Two to Go

It's A Nice Day For A White Powder Wedding...

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Jessica Promises a Performance at Dollyweird

Kate Buys Baby Clothes

Get the $&%# off my yard!

Does Cameron Have Hyperhydrosis?

Bawlin' Barton

Friday, October 27, 2006

Skid Marks in the Jolie-Pitt Laundry Room?

Simpson Sisters in OK

Clay Aitken on Gays-I mean-DAYS of Our Lives

Kelly Goes Kountry

Sheryl Crow's Cuttin' Glass

Lindsay? Paris? Tara? Pop Quiz!

Separated at Birth?

Brooke Hogan's Whorish Album Cover

Did Snoop Smoke So Much Weed, He Forgot About 9/11?

Is that Morticia or Lindsay?

K-Fed's Latest Acting Gig

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Heather Graham's New Look...

Ashlee's Beautiful Boobies

Jessica's Cyber Search for Love!

Naomi Cambell Latest Fit of Rage

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Borat Arrives in Hollyweird

The Prize for Winning Rock Star Supernova

What Did Jess Smoke Before This Interview?!!

Paris in Vogue

Heard in Hollyweird

Need A Freak for Halloween? Paris is Available!

Paris on Seventeen

Elvis No Longer King of the Dead

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Diddy Does Diva

Lindsay Lohan in Style Magazine

Ryan Phillippe in Interview Magazine.

Minnie's.......Back????

Schnazzy Film Promotion for Beyonce

Jenninfer Garner Loses the Mommy Look

Madonna on Oprah Tomorrow

I Think She's Still Bitter Over Having Just One Leg...

And the Name is.....

Another Preggo Project Runway-er (probably not a word)

Save the Date: Italy, November 18th for TomKat

Monday, October 23, 2006

Keith Urban in Spin-Dry

Joe Simpson Needs Mental Help

Don't Have a Halloween Costume Yet? No Worries!

Heard in Hollyweird

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Victoria Beckham on You

Nicole Richie's Skinny Body

Brad and Gwyneth Together Again

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Mischa's Ass

Do Not Disturb the Sexy. Diddy Means it.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Sheryl Crow's Itsy Bitsy Bikini

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Da Hoff Says Kip Was Gay

Chain Up Your Daughter Demi and Bruce!

Jackie Chan Frustrated With Hollyweird Safety

Perhaps Maria Can Tell Me How to Get to Sesame Street

Sienna Denies Her Temper Tantrum

Freddie Fender 1937-2006

Friday, October 13, 2006

Must She Always Dress Like This?

Jack Osbourne's Autobiography

Nick: "Newlyweds was a bad idea."

Minnie Driver Should Go Back Into Hiding

Andy Dick Has Smoked the Pole, But He's Not a Pole Smoker

Joke of the Day