Taco Bell Thinks Outside the Box

K-Fed recently came under fire for his Superbowl ad from fast food restauarts, saying the ad was "demeaning" to fast food workers everywhere. Taco Bell, however, has decided to see things differently. The Evil Beet has posted a letter that the president of Taco Bell wrote to K-Fed, saying they know he really does respect the fast food industry, and an invite to come work for them.

Dear Mr. Federline,

First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.

We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."

We're flattered, but obviously they're too young to work for us. So here's our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We'll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work.

We'll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.

We encourage you to continue to "Think Outside the Bun" and hope you accept our tasty offer.

Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

K-Fed's working a lot more than Spears these days!

Someone Always Has to Bitch

K-Fed's Superbowl ad for Nationwide Insurance is causing some controversy. The National Restaurant Association is pissed about the ad because it's demeaning to the fast food workers of the world. So now the NRA is writing letters, and dreaming up scenerios for alternate endings.

Is this really worth whining about? The ad is meant to degrade K-Fed! Like he could even hold a job flipping burgers! Click here to read more!

Overkill Links

Have you heard that Posh and Beckham are moving to the U.S.? Or that Britney is a horrible mother? Betcha didn't know that Lindsay Lohan went to rehab! And guess what? Paris Hilton is a moron. An absolute imbecile.

What?!!! You already knew? Could it be because the same 4 topics have been dominating the gossip network for weeks? I, quite frankly, need a break from these subjects. I will, however, kindly link you to other blogs that are covering those topics.

Smells Like Posh and Beckham - Glitterati Gossip
Paris on Probabtion - The Bosh
Britney Goes Mad - Miz Monica Monroe
Posh and Beckham Get Waxxed - DListed
FedEx Delivers His Opinion - Celebitchy
Paris' Privates - Celebrity Mound
No One Get's Out of Rehab Alive - Celeb Update

Fed-Ex in Vegas

Both Britney's ex's were partying in Vegas this weekend! See photos of K-Fed's night by clicking here, and photos of Justin Timberlake are right here.

At Least He Works

A segment from K-Fed's Superbowl commercial for Nationwide. The same Superbowl his wife was excluded from. Hey, at least he's doing something with himself other than dancing on tables and boozing. Haven't seen his crotch either, come to think of it

The Custody Battle: Round One

Britney and Kevin have agreed on a custody arrangemnt concerning sons Sean P. Jayden James, but it's only through the month of January.

Brit gets the custody for a large portion of the time, and K-Fed will be allowed to see the boys three times a week for four hours betwee the 12th and the 31st.
They also agreed that the only - only - people allowed at Fed-Ex's visitation's will be Britney, K-Fed, a nanny, Brit's personal assistant, and household staff. That's it?

And Britney's allowed to take the kiddies to Miami for a week (starting today). I thought K-Fed was an inbecile, but I can't believe that Britney's behavior warrants full-time custody. Especially when she's not ever with them. If she's going to go out partying, why shouldn't Fed-Ex get to see the kids?

Britney's New Dwelling

Rumor has it that Britney has packed up herself and the kids and taken up residence at the Four Season's Hotel in L.A. According to rumors, Britney and Kevin had a tiff that started to get out of control when Kevin started throwing furniture around and putting his fist through walls. Britney supposedly made a jab at Kevin about his recent appearance on the wrestling show WWE.

A "source" says that,

"Britney's laughing set Kevin off and he went wild. It was like he had weeks of pent up hostility in him, and all it took was one little comment to lite the powder keg. He started screaming at her, smashing things and hitting the walls. Britney's seen him crazy, but she's never seen him like this and she's never been so fearful for her physical safety. He's gotten violent and it's getting worse with each temper tantrum. He hasn't hit Britney or the kids, but after seeing the rage he's carrying around it could happen next."

Perhaps some of his inner rage is a result of his sharks dying. From Glitterati Gossip.