I Dream of Disney

Disney has started an ad campaign called World's Year of a Million Dreams that features celebrities as Disney characters. The first round features David Beckham as the Sleeping Beauty Prince, Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella, Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland, Lyle Lovett as the March Hare, and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter.

The Beckham one is a little pompous, but they all look really groovy. The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and other Disney characters are planned for future ads. These will kick off in Vogue's March edition and GQ.

Overkill Links

Have you heard that Posh and Beckham are moving to the U.S.? Or that Britney is a horrible mother? Betcha didn't know that Lindsay Lohan went to rehab! And guess what? Paris Hilton is a moron. An absolute imbecile.

What?!!! You already knew? Could it be because the same 4 topics have been dominating the gossip network for weeks? I, quite frankly, need a break from these subjects. I will, however, kindly link you to other blogs that are covering those topics.

Smells Like Posh and Beckham - Glitterati Gossip
Paris on Probabtion - The Bosh
Britney Goes Mad - Miz Monica Monroe
Posh and Beckham Get Waxxed - DListed
FedEx Delivers His Opinion - Celebitchy
Paris' Privates - Celebrity Mound
No One Get's Out of Rehab Alive - Celeb Update

Rocky Knows Best

Sylvester Stallone has decided to use his wisdom and fame to make David Beckham's transition from England to the States more pleasant, by giving Beckham some advice on his own volition. The Italian Stallion has this to say to David:

"If he wants to be taken seriously, he might want to tone down his life - the high society side. The U.S. audience doesn't like the Rolls Royce and the showy lifestyle. They like humility."

Since when? America is obsessed with the lives of the wealthy, and people will go into crushing debt to be like them! I could see where Rambo's fame and success could make him well-versed on celebrity etiquette in America, but maybe he should have left this one up to Estelle Getty. Read more profound advice from Sly at Glitterati Gossip.