Rocky Knows Best

Sylvester Stallone has decided to use his wisdom and fame to make David Beckham's transition from England to the States more pleasant, by giving Beckham some advice on his own volition. The Italian Stallion has this to say to David:

"If he wants to be taken seriously, he might want to tone down his life - the high society side. The U.S. audience doesn't like the Rolls Royce and the showy lifestyle. They like humility."

Since when? America is obsessed with the lives of the wealthy, and people will go into crushing debt to be like them! I could see where Rambo's fame and success could make him well-versed on celebrity etiquette in America, but maybe he should have left this one up to Estelle Getty. Read more profound advice from Sly at Glitterati Gossip.