American Idol or Psycho?

Madame Tussauds paid homage to American Idol with these wax figures of Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell, and it wasn't a job well done. These are totally creepy. First of all, besides the fact that Ryan Seacrest is shiny and looks like he got a bad makeup job (much like on the show), his expression clearly says: "I'm fucking nuts."

And Simon...well, he just looks like serial killer pondering over his next victim. I guess you can hop on stage at the wax museum and sing for the two, get your picture taken, have nightmares for the rest of your life...

Why no likeness of Paula? I'd like to see her sauced-up Terri Schivo expression with a cocktail in one hand and a bottle of Vicodin in the other captured in wax. Photo from Inkling.