Teeth Apparently Not An Important Feature to Scarlett Johansson

Move over, Josh Harnett. The Brits are coming.

Scarlett Johansson has no desire to date another Hollyweird heartthrob. She says she's more inclined to date "a tall, dark, handsome Brit with piercing blue eyes and cut-glass London accent."

If you like to push your tongue between rotten stumps of bone, it's a nice fantasy. I myself am rather partial to the British accent, but charming as it is, it can't erase the vision of an Englishman's choppers.

Perhaps their wit and their love of tea could trimuph over the lack of dental hygiene, but I'd still be hard-pressed to not buy him a toothbrush and a years supply of Colgate for every anniversary.

I need a scone.

I Dream of Disney

Disney has started an ad campaign called World's Year of a Million Dreams that features celebrities as Disney characters. The first round features David Beckham as the Sleeping Beauty Prince, Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella, Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland, Lyle Lovett as the March Hare, and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter.

The Beckham one is a little pompous, but they all look really groovy. The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and other Disney characters are planned for future ads. These will kick off in Vogue's March edition and GQ.