Teeth Apparently Not An Important Feature to Scarlett Johansson

Move over, Josh Harnett. The Brits are coming.

Scarlett Johansson has no desire to date another Hollyweird heartthrob. She says she's more inclined to date "a tall, dark, handsome Brit with piercing blue eyes and cut-glass London accent."

If you like to push your tongue between rotten stumps of bone, it's a nice fantasy. I myself am rather partial to the British accent, but charming as it is, it can't erase the vision of an Englishman's choppers.

Perhaps their wit and their love of tea could trimuph over the lack of dental hygiene, but I'd still be hard-pressed to not buy him a toothbrush and a years supply of Colgate for every anniversary.

I need a scone.