Britney: Not Up to Superbowl Standards

The NFL is full of thugs, gang-bangers and cruise captains from the Love Boat (shout out to my Vikings!), and even they don't want to be associated with Britney, calling her a "train wreck" The league has apparently turned down Brit's request to perform at the Superbowl, but have included Paris Hilton in the halftime festivities.

Smooth one, Spears. When an organization such as the NFL (known for their unfathomably low class and problematic behavior) rejects you and opts for Paris Hilton, it is not just a "rocky moment". Ummm..maybe a rock bottom moment.

And as for the NFL... Paris Hilton is the best they could come up with for the Superbowl? Trash with money seems to be a common theme in the league!

So...why again was Britney rejected?