Various Tara Reid Bikini Shots

I apologize for my previous statement that Tara Reid looks better these days. I think these pictures speak volumes about my faux pas.

Paris' Public Shower Scene

I wish this scene could end like the shower scene in Pyscho, but it looks like Parisite escaped unscathed. Paris and her pal Kim Kardashian were over in Austraila hanging out on Bondi Beach, and she decided to give a show...the Hilton family has got to be pround having her as a prominent member of their family! Thanks to Hollywood Tuna for the photos!

90210 Reunion

Well, not really a show reunion or anything! Just Brandon and Dylan (a.k.a. Jason Priestly and Luke Perry) meeting up in...where else?? Beverly Hills! Photo from TMZ!

Britney Wants a New Reputation for 2007

After spending the final months of 2006 partying a showing off her crotch to millions, Britney Spears and her crew must have decided she needed a facelift for 2007.

A "source" says that Britney has fallen for a 4-year-old boy named Wang, from Balli, who lost his entire family in the 2004 tsunami. The "source" goes on to explain that the tsunami disaster was "very close to Britney's heart" and she's "dedicated a lot of her time to it's charities."

What else does Brit have to do with her time? Party with Paris? Show off her cooter? She's sponsoring Wang right now, until she can find out more about adopting him.

Adopting him? ANOTHER child, when you don't even spend time with the kids you have, Britney? She's trying look like the Angelina Jolie humanitarian, and it doesn't fit her!

Poor little Wang! If the adoption process is successful, he'll have lots of money...but he'll have to watch his new Mommy table-dance at his welcome party, or sit home with K-Fed's spawn will mommma goes out on a vomitting good jag!

Even Trolls Love Rock n' Roll

Shouldn't Mary-Kate Olsen be hiding under a bridge somewhere? The Debbie Harry hair and the Marilyn Manson-inspired attire and not meshing well together. Her scarf has skeleton's on it...self portrait accessories, or what?

Holidays in Hollyweird

Keith and Nicole reunited for the Christmas season in Sydney. Keith looks like he's jonsin' for a cocktail.

Jennifer Love Hewitt in the Holiday Spirit

Hugetits took some time out this Christmas to serve food at the Mission of L.A. Always good to see a celebrity donating time to a good cause! From Celebrity Smack.

Christina and Jordan on X-mas Eve

Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordon out and about on Christmas Eve. I dig the red bag...matches her face cake! Photos courtesy of Celebrity Smack!

James Brown: Not Feelin' So Good Today

The legendary James Brown (a.ka. The Godfather of Soul) died early this morning at age 73 while battling pneumonia!

What a shocker...I hadn't even heard he was sick, and he was apparently looking forward to performing on New Year's Eve. He was one of the first ever inductees to the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame, along with the likes of Elvis and Chuck Berry.

RIP James!

Tara Goes Shopping

The last few pictures I've seen of her, she's actually looking pretty nice. Boobs are tucked in, she's smiling, sober...or appears to be.

Katie Holmes Shopping

Out of Sight Media caught Katie Holmes shopping at Marc Jacobs on Melrose Avenue. She looks like she'd like to pounce of the photographer.

Really! What the HELL Were They Thinking?!

City Rag has lots of links to some great photos of celebrities looking like shit...and making us common trash feel better about ourselves!

Beyonce on The Late Show

She always looks so good, it makes me sick.

Kate Winslet in/on Vanity Fair

The December issue of Vanity Fair. Lookin' good!

Brooke Hogan's Latest Schnazzy Looks

She's totally trying to be Britney as Britney was before we found out she is really just white trash with money. The outfits, the dancing...it's a Brit rip-off.

Pierce Brosnon or Nick Nolte?

Yep, it's Pierce! He used to be the sexiest of older men...and now he looks like Nick Nolte's mug shot! I'll make a comparison pic when I get home! From Burnt City.

The New, Improved, Single Reese Goes Shopping

Reese Witherspoon with spend her first Christmas without Ryan! At least she can afford to shop...that would make things easier on me!

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

I don't know if that saying is technically supposed to apply to sisters, but she seems to be catching on to Britney's unique way of getting attention. Lindsay Lohan's sister is starting to garner some attention as well. Can't we start pulling from new gene pools to get famous people? Britney and Lindsay serve up all the Spears and Lohan I can stand!

Zeppelin & Others to Wolfgang's Vault: Squeeze My Lemon, A-hole!

Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead Productions, Carlos Santana, and the Doors have filed a lawsuit against a San Francisco man named William Sagan, who operates a website selling reproduced concert memorabilia items and copies of the fradulent items.

Sagan accquired all this cool shit by purchasing the assets of the late great concert promoter Bill Graham, and it was never licensed for sale. He's also streaming allegedly illegal recordings of live concerts, and offering "licenses" to people for the recordings.

Dumb ass. You pissed off FOUR legendary bands, and Morrison, Bonham, and Garcia are probably scowling down at you too. I hope Bonham chokes back up his own vomit, and pukes it on you.

It's a Bad Week for the Cartoon Business

First Joseph Barbera, now Chris Hayward, a writer of Rocky and Bullwinkle. He died last month. No one knew...poor man probably thought he left his mark on the world, and no one cared until a month later. He was 81...died of cancer. There will be a third. It ALWAYS happens in three's. I'm speculating that it will be the Sally Forth creator next. Or perhaps that's wishful thinking...

Back to Posting!

Sorry for the lack of posts!! A family member passed away, so I flew home to Minnesota to spend the week with my family and friends!

I will be back to posting tomorrow! Thanks for continuing to check in!

If you happen to ever make it to Minneapolis, stop at Lee's Liquor Lounge! I've been there many times, but last night they had their annual Christmas party with Trailer Trash performing...and I've never been to such a crazy, strange, and awesomely fun event!

MATTHEW!!! Is that a MULLET??!!!!

The first thing that flashed into my mind when I saw this was that Fabio curled his hair!

Then, to my utter shock and dismay, I read Matthew McConaughey's name on the caption! Oh, the horror! What has he done to himself?

He's promoting a film called We Are Marshall in New York...and apparently, he just lost the weight he put on while filming...I can't even look...all that's missing is the Hypercolor t-shirt, and white high-tops...untied. He's even wearing the tube socks.

I need support! Time to visit www.mulletjunkie.com!!!!

Courtney's New Show

Jennifer Aniston showed up to the premiere for Courtney Cox's new FX show Dirt. She looks all buddy-buddy, but I'm sure she seething inside now that one of the other "friends" has a promising future, and that her last movie, The Break Up, was a steaming pile of shit. Even more boring and horrible than her wardrobe.

Does she try to look dull? Perhaps the reason Pitt left her was because she was a drab and mundane as her fashion choices. Courtney's dress is killer, though...black with a bang!

Kate and Ryder in Sydney

Kate's over in Austrailia, filming Fool's Gold, and apparantly has had 2-year-old son Ryder with her. They're just heading out at the airport.

No two colors look more blah to me than brown and gray together!!! I love brown...but that outfit irritates me!

Nicole's Mug - Nearly 10% of Her Body Weight!!!

Everyone's most likely heard about Nicole Richie's recent DUI arrest. She was out driving at 4:50 this morning, and got picked up for driving the wrong way down the freeway in Burbank. That's number 134, for those of you who drive it.

She actually was not drinking, which was determined after a preliminary screening, but she did admit to taking Vicodin and smoked weed...and she was on her cell phone at the time she got pulled over by the fuzz.

When she was booked, they took her weight and height of course. She checked in at 5'1 and 85 lbs.

Which got me to thinking...if the average human head really weighs eight pounds, as per the Jerry McGuire trivia...consider this calculation:

8 pounds is 6.8% of Nicole body weight. Round that number off to the nearest whole number (7 pounds), and you've got Nicole's head equaling nearly 10 percent of her body weight!!! Frightning!!!!

I'm horrible at math...but I think I got this one right!!!

Can't Fool Us With the Dye Job Spears! We Already Know What Color The Rug Is!

Britney's been running around with a new man! Upon first glance, I thought he was a huge improvement over K-Fed, but then I found out he produced "music" from the likes of Parisite Hilton, and that puts him in an even lower class than pond scum, in my humble opinion.

The guy's name is Jonathon "J.R." Rotem, who's also been a producer for Snoop Dogg. The two went hit the Grove shopping mall on Sunday.

Brit got a dark dye job...is she trying to go incognito after showing her crotch to the world?

Brangelina Enjoy the Snow

Katherine McPhee All Over OK Magazine

Katherine McPhee graces the pages of OK! Magazine this week. Her album, Never Saw It Coming is supposed to release January 30th. From Glitterati Gossip.
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Da Hoff Whores Out His Daughters

David Hasselhoff's daughters a starring in a new reality television show....the whole show is going to revolve around his performance in The Producers in Los Vegas.

E! will be following the lives of his daughters Taylor Ann and Haley, while he's playing in a musical comedy.

Sounds completely gay to me, but it is going to be produced by Ryan Seacrest, so what can one expect?

Speaking of gay...if you've never had the sheer pleasure of seeing Hasselhoff's video for his song Jump in My Car, I've posted it below.




Related: Da Hoff Says Kip Was Gay, Princesses Love Hairy Men!

That's Why They Call Him King!

Legendary blues guitarist BB King is receiving America's highest civilian honor....the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award will be presented by George Dub-Ya at a ceremony December 15th. Bush says:

"For more than half a century, the King of the Blues and his guitar Lucille have thrilled audiences, with King helping to give the blues its special place in American musical tradition."

George finally got something right! BB King is the BOMB. Of the award, 81-year-old BB says:

"It's been a long journey, but I've enjoyed every minute of it, bringing the blues to so many enthusiastic audiences."

Lame Excuses For Not Posting

Hi All! I've been very busy at work with Christmas promotions, and working some long hours, and I've picked up a nasty cough and sore throat, so I've been taking naps and waking up late (if you can call 3:45 a.m. truly late) instead of posting, so I'm going to try to get up as much as I can over the weekend. Thanks to everyone who's been checking in regularly! And I've received a few surges in hits over the last few weeks as well, so welcome to Hollyweird, first time visitors!!!

Parisite Hilton and one of her ex's

Paris Hilton and Stavros Niachos look for movies in Hollywood Video. Who would go back to her?

Keira Knightley in London

Keira Knightley with boyfriend Rupert Friend in London.

Christina Aguilera in Germany

Christina performing in Frankfurt, Germany for her "Back to Basics" tour.

"People" Confirms the Unconfirmed...

People magazine has "exclusively" reported that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have split. Their reps have made a statement saying that they've "mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends."

It was my understanding that there was never an actually confirmation they were together. They probably just made the statement to get the press off their back, and end the gossip. You can read the whole story by clicking here.

Dreamgirls Premiere

From top to bottom: Beyonce, Jamie Foxx, and Jennifer Hudson

More From the 2006 Billboard Awards

Katherine McPhee
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale - I just want to pip that cresent roll coiff off her skull!



Nellie Furtado

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards

Wynonna Judd...SCARY!!!!

Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupree...the bod looks fabulous...the hair needs some work!

What the hell is on Gwen's melon? It looks like a backward or upside-down bee hive! It's hideous! I have more photos, but Blogger is refusing to load them!

Charlize Theron On the Set

Charlize is filming a new movie in Vancouver called The Battle in Seattle. She and her boyfriend Stuart Townsend are both starring.

Soon-to-be-Daddy Diddy

Diddy and his girlfriend Kim Porter, who is due later this month. They're expected to have twin girls. Look closely at her shirt. It says "Lil' Miss Diddys."

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

This is their first public appearance since getting engaged. Don't they look happy!

More From the VH1 Big in '06 Awards

I posted pictures of Fergie performing at the VH1 award show...but here she is in her normal outfit, along with Katherine McPhee, and Paris Hilton. They all look so DULL!!!! Is everybody wearing black?

I know it's a more casual awards event...but why go so basic and boring?

Fergie at the VH1 Big in '06 Awards

She's so odd...this was during her performance at the VH1 Awards. She's trying to rip of Britney video...with an uglier sort of style. Did she get crotch sweat that night?

J.Lo's Butt Cleavage

Following what seems to be developing into a Hollyweird trend, Jennifer Lopez has chosen an article of clothing to show off her ass. That ass has grown, sister!

Her butt cheeks look like size DD boobs stuffed into a B-cup bra!

Another One for Brit's Photo Album

As reported earlier in the Gazette, Britney Spears held a 25th birthday bash at Mr. Chow in Hollyweird. I happened to miss out on a photo, however...Brit wants to prove to the world that she does, in fact, wear panties. After the barrage of hits I received when her crotch shots were floating around, I can understand her eagerness to prove her incorporation of undergarments to her wardrobe....however....

Contrary to popular opinion, I think K-Fed should get the kids. She obviously did that on purpose. As a mother tying to get custody of your kids, you just do not purposely flash your ass for the camera's that will publish the photo tomorrow. It raises questions about your integrity as parent, as well as the state of your mental health. I grew up with kids whose mothers took off their clothes in bars, danced on the tables and got hammered...these were not healthy, well-adjusted adults later in life...to say the least. Thanks to TMZ for the photo. And what a photo it is!!!

Attention Gay Men - Lance Bass is Available!!!

The recently outed Lance Bass - formerly of 'N Sync - and his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl has broken up, according to People magazine. Bass's manager has confirmed the split.

Pink the Newest Member of the Crotch Club?

Pink was caught with her legs open, indicating that she's joining the ranks of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan by showing her crotch in London on November 28th after leaving the Ivy.

C'mon ladies! Keep 'em closed!

Angelina Jolie in Vogue Magazine

This is the January 2007 cover.

Jess Flubs

Dolly Parton may want to rethink her offer to let Jessica perform at Dollywood. Jessica was so nervous while perfoming the Dolly tune Nine to Five during a performance during the Kennedy Center Honors (with Dolly in attendance) that she choked up and abruptly left the stage with tears in her eyes, murmering "so nervous" towards the end of the song.

Apparently, no one applauded when she left the stage. I still say Dolly reminds me of a certain someone...

Brit's 25th Birthday Bash

I found these photos on Celebitchy, who got them from Splash News and a couple of other sources.

Britney turned 25 on Saturday, and had a shindig at Mr. Chow's in Hollweird. She also celebrated by taking little Sean Preston to the zoo. Paris was excluded from the invite list apparently.

Is it just me, or does Brit's hair look 80's? How'd you like to be 25, divorced two times with two children, and crotch shots all over the net. That's quite a lot of milestones to be celebrated on your 25th!

Renee on the Red Carpet

Renee Zellweger at the Miss Potter premiere in London. She looks classy and put together, as she always does!

Antonio and Melanie's PDA's

Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith were in Madrid, Spain on Friday, not shy of sharing their love in front of the cameras!

Queen Courtney

I thought at first she was cracked out and this was an odd suicide attempt, but it turns out she's on a break from filming the Russell Brand Show in London.

Nick's New Team

Nick Lachey recently became part-owner of the Tacoma Rainiers in Washington. At a press conference to announce his ownership, Nick said that sports is his passion, and that at this point in his life he clearly won't be playing for any teams, so owning is the next best thing.

He looks sharp! I like Nick in a suit!!! And he loves sports...so he should be a great owner!