MATTHEW!!! Is that a MULLET??!!!!

The first thing that flashed into my mind when I saw this was that Fabio curled his hair!

Then, to my utter shock and dismay, I read Matthew McConaughey's name on the caption! Oh, the horror! What has he done to himself?

He's promoting a film called We Are Marshall in New York...and apparently, he just lost the weight he put on while filming...I can't even look...all that's missing is the Hypercolor t-shirt, and white high-tops...untied. He's even wearing the tube socks.

I need support! Time to visit www.mulletjunkie.com!!!!