Tony Parker flew into Los Angeles after a game with his San Antonio Spurs and surprised Eva Longoria when she got off of work by proposing to her. Eva's publicist said the engagement was "romantic and perfect" and the couple plans to marry in France next summer. This will be the second wedding for Eva, who was married to Tyler Christopher of General Hospital for two years.
Sienna Miller was seen buying some interesting gifts for Jude Law, according to the British newspaper the Sun. Miller supposedly spent $550 on a set of leather handcuffs and a body harness. Nasty girl.
Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter apparently spent a cozy weekend in Vegas together after Thanksgiving. Alex Rodriguez and Jason Giambi joined them for a night at Tyrst nightclub.
I still can't believe she's dating a Yankee. Go Twins!
Cameron arrives on the set of the Today show to talk about her upcoming movie, the Holiday. She says she's "always seen the dark, mysterious side of herself." Huh?
Christina Aguilera rehearses for The Rockerfeller tree lighting , which will air on Wednesday at 6 p.m. Taylor Hicks, Sting, and Sarah McLachlan will also perform.
This is starting to feel like a Britney Spears site, with all these damn photos of her floating around. I'll change to another subject next, I promise. Parisite and Brit are going to make lots of covers in the next couple of weeks!
You can certainly see the influence Parisite has had on Britney. Last night Britney was apparently so whacked out on a chemical of some kind (that's my own personal judgement based on the photos), she nearly started pumping gas into the drivers seat of her vehicle.
Luckily, the swarming paparazzi was around to help her out. Look at her watch the hose with fascination once they get it right!!!
I never thought I'd become a K-Fed sympathizer, but she was NEVER like this when she was with him. She was better off living the family life! At this rate, I give the girl less than a decade to stay alive. She's messed up and has an unlimited supply of cash at her disposal. Never a good combination!
Celebrity Puke also has a link to Britney's MySpace page where fans are bashing her!
Paris probably just loves seeing Britney all messed up like this. X17 caught Paris supporting a stumbling Britney out of the heiress' house at 6 a.m. Brit's obviously FUBAR, and there's a spilled drink or vomit all over her tacky leggings, if you click the picture to enlarge.
Britney....lady, get it together! K-Fed's gonna win the custody battle at this point! And quite honestly, with the press you're getting, he'd deserve it. There, I've said it. Brit's waaaayyy to far gone to take care of kids. They'd be better off with Kevin and his new girlfriend.
Fed-Ex apparently spent Thanksgiving with a new girlfriend, supposedly named Kim, and he even took her to Shar Jackson't to spend the day. Here's the happy couple!
Jessica is filming her latest project Blonde Ambition, and there stands Dirty Daddy Joe with his camera to take pictures of her (mostly likely to sell to the tabloids). Or perhaps for his own personal pleasure.
Her boob is like a pendulum; just swinging back in forth under her her tight tank. It's been 7 nights in row she's been out...for Pete's sake go home and spend some time with your children!
She's either totally hammered or got into Lindsay's stash.
Christian Slater and his wife, Ryan Haddon, are now officially divorced. Slater was seeking sole custdoy of the couple's children, but it's not known at this time if it was resolved. They've been separated since January of 2005, so it's been a long time coming!
Matt Lauer and his wife, Annette had a boy they named Thijs (pronounced Tice) today! The name is Dutch, after Annette's heritage. This is their third child.
4. Abandon your children as soon as divorce papers are filed and run to Vegas to party with the Saved by the Bell guy. Don't let your two young sons see you moping about the house. Whoring around Vegas is an effective way to show them Mommy is doing just fine.
3. Wear short slutty clothes that show off your post-baby belly and make sure you score a good crotch shot at some point during the evening. Get the photo from one of the zillion media outlets that had it by the next day and hold it as a keepsake. It's one the grandchildren will enjoy someday.
1. Add an wrist-slicing, overdosing blow addict to your circle of friends. Take more time away from the kids and go out partying with with your posse of trash. Wear a dress that will expose your ample ass to the 20 camera's following your every move. After you wake up the next afternoon, show your children the photos so they can feel like a part of your life.
I still don't understand why a guy as protective as the Hulk would let his daughter wear the trashy outfits she wears. First, there was the streetwalker album cover on her supposedly horrendous album, and now this. Maybe she should go with the 80's look...
Britney was out with her new best friend Paris Hilton, and the two were looking quite festive in their red and green outfits with their boobs spilling out.
Gwen Stefani doesn't want to be on her own anymore when it comes to her career. The singer has decided that she wants to put her solo career on hold for awhile, and reunite with No Doubt to make an album. Actually, she's ready to ditch the solo act completely. Gwen says,
"I don't think I'll make another solo album. I can't predict anything, but I don't plan on making one of these solo dance project records, I definitely feel myself going back to No Doubt after this to do a new album."
Good. I actually liked her when she was with No Doubt. Does anyone know what type of relations she left with No Doubt? Maybe they don't want her back, and she'll be resigned to making cheesy dance music the rest of her life. She hasn't made an album with them since 2001...maybe they're enjoying immense success without her...or maybe not.
Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood are ready for some football...
The first American Idol (Kelly Clarkson) and the latest Idol (Carrie Underwood) both performed in Tampa Bay at the Buccaneers and Dallas Cowboy's game on Thanksgiving.
Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been offered a chance to compete on the ABC network show Dancing With the Stars, and that she's considering the offer. ABC apparently wants a huge name to help boost ratings, and Jen is supposedly a fan of the show.
All right...I've always felt bad for all the fire Britney has been under for her parenting skills. Not anymore. If you want a healthy, adjusted child, you do not have him around the likes of a disease-infested, song-induced-vomitting moron like Paris Hilton.
Seeing Paris holding Sean P. is like watching a train wreck. You see it happening, you know it's not going to turn out good, but you can't do anything about it.
We thought Britney was through hanging out with trash when she dumped K-Fed...turns out she's just moved on to trash with money.
Since I can't read German, I'm not sure if this is a movie, or just a song she's singing for charity, and they made a video out of it. Hear Heidi speak her native language, and hear the song here! I love listening to her speak German.
It's lucky it's not for a serious singing career, because it leaves much to be desired, but it's for a good cause!
A close friend of Britney's says that Britney pen a book telling all about her life with Kevin Federline. The friend says that Britney's "in talks to publish a warts-and-all book about her hell of being married to Kevin if he doesn't play ball through their bitter divorce."
I've seen some of Britney's writings on her web site. Might want to get an editor to do most of the writing for her.
Just wondering, because you'd think she could pay a little money for some decent extensions. These photos are from the night she went out with Paris. From Jen's Juice.
What did the stars do over the Thanksgiving week? Prepare for dinner and visiting family? Travel? Help those less fortunate than themselves? Take a look at how they spent their holiday...
Jake Gyllenhaal takes in a Laker's game in Los Angeles.
Kate Bosworth keeps working for the holiday on the New York City set of her movie The Girl in the Park.
Eric McCormack from Will and Grace stars in a Toronto variety show.
Wilmer Valderrama met up with ex Lindsay Lohan's mother and sister in New York. Lindsay's little sister was promoting her new Christmas album. Oh great, another Lohan shoved down our throats.
James Blunt and Petra Nemcova hit club Hyde in Los Angeles.
Brad and Angelina spent Thanksgiving in Vietnam and took a self-guided tour.
Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsey Davy canoe in Namibia.
Keving Federline performed at the House of Blues in Hollywood
Hugh Jackman and Shane Richie attend the premiere of their movie, Flushed Away. Jackman later me up with his family to spend Thanksgiving in Egypt.
That threat must not work for Paris Hilton anymore. The British press report that Parisite was such a pain in the ass at a Hilton Hotel in London recently, she got kicked out of her own future-hotel property.
Paris held a late-night party, and guests at the swanky hotel started to complain. Of course hotel bosses are playing it down and saying she was only scheduled to stay one night, so there wasn't an issue, but it sounds exactly like a dumb ass thing Paris would do... and those bosses have to kiss Rick Hilton's ass every day. I believe the press.
It's common to see crotch when Paris is the subject of a photograph, but we're used to it actually being Paris' crotch we see.
Paris and her new best friend Britney Spears partied pre-Thanksgiving at club Hyde in Los Angeles. Don't celebs ever get sick of Hyde? It seems to be the only place they go.
Britney must be getting lessons in how to whore like Hilton with the shot of her skivvies.
Maria Menounos has teamed up with Tide laundry detergent to promote the good old vintage tee! Tide and Maria have unveiled a limited edition t-shirt that will be available at M. Fredric in Los Angeles and online at Resolve Clothing.
All of the proceeds from the sale of the white, long sleeved shirt will be donated to Maria's favorite charity, Take Action Hollywood!
Who needs friends? Courtney Cox Arquette will be starring in a new FX television series called Dirt. Starting January 2nd, the show is about Lucy Spiller, the editor-in-chief of a tabloid magazine. You can check out trailers by clicking here.
Popbytes has still photos, if you want to take a look.
All right, maybe I will post just once today! Heidi Klum and Seal had their baby on Wednesday! Their new little son is named Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel and weighs 8 pounds, 11 ounces.
Seal made a posting on his website that the baby boy is "healthy, beautiful, and looks just like his mother."
Johan joins sister Leni, and big brother Henry at home. I'll get into the name later!
I don't know if I will have time to post today, as I'm making dinner for my boyfriend and I for our first Thanksgiving far away from our families! In the meantime, enjoy a clip from the famous WKRP Thanksgiving episode. Happy Thanksgiving!
Paris' music makes everyone sick...even her. At a Jay-Z performance at a club in Las Vegas, Paris caught the attention of singer Josh Radin. Radin later wrote on his MySpace page:
"Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from a Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her "record" on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on stage, pukes, leaves...I find the record business charming."
What an idiot. This must have been the same night she was preening herself.
The National Enquirer is reporting today that Lindsay Lohan overdosed on cocaine and prescription pain killers on November 12th in a hotel room.
A doctor was able to revive her right in her hotel room after a friend found her unconcious in a hotel room.
The doctor was appalled at the sight of a "stash of cocaine and a pile of prescription drugs" and said that Lindsay had a serious drug overdose, and needed to go to rehab.
Of course, Lindsay refused either treatment or hospital care...I give her a year to finish the job...this is one messed up chick.
J.Lo's Bitchy Behavior Angers Other Celebs at TomKat's Wedding
Maybe things aren't going so well on the Lopez-Anthony homefront. J.Lo was supposedly a naggy, whiny bitch throughout the course of TomKat wedding events.
Guests such as Jada Pinkett Smith, Leah Remini, and Cameron Crowe were passengers on the private jet heading to Italy for the wedding, were taken aback to see J.Lo had taken over the luxury 757. Jennifer apparently sent her assitant to the plane early to secure the best seats, and flew her hairstylist to Rome so he could do her hair for the wedding, then refused to follow the casuel dress code, wearing a gown to an informal dinner.
But she's still Jenny From the Block. Sounds like J.Lo is jealous of all the attention their wedding was getting.
Common sense is a rare thing to see in a celebrity these days!
Gabsmash has reported that Edward Norton is appallled by the lavish complimentary gift baskets the stars receive at events like the Oscars and the Golden Globes, while people watching at home are "struggling to pay rent and feed their kids."
I don't want to copy Gabsmash, but it's the best way to put it. It is so refreshing to see a celebrity who isn't completely arrogant and selfish. (Slightly different wording)
Edward also had this to say: "A lot of us have talked to the Academy Award producers about this, and I think they're actually going to scuttle the gift baskets; worth amounts of money that a low income family could live on for a year, are given to people who have so much already. You sit there going, 'This is an embarrassment.' Nothing worse than someone sitting in a big pile of wealth; hoarding it all to themselves."
Leave a bag for Emilio Estevez. If Bobby doesn't do well, his financial situation could become even more dire.
A video camera recently caught Paris Hilton multi-tasking only in a way that she can. At a Jay-Z concert, Paris is seen near the stage dancing to the music, posing and preening, and looking into a compact mirror while fixing her hair! She could probably manage to give a blow job at the same time, too. Hollywood Tuna has the video.
Jimi Hendrix died choking on his own vomit...what more fitting way to pay tribute to him than to name a vodka after him!
An Idaho company has developed a 100% grain vodka named after Hendrix, which comes in an attractive purple and black bottle with Hendrix's famous coiff above the brand name.
On the company website, you can also find Hendrix-themed recipes for mixed drinks, such as the Electric Hendrix or the Purple Haze.
For the fourth time in 18 months, Lindsay Lohan was in a car wreck. A police car in London apparently ran a red light, and Lindsay's Range Rover hit it. The passenger in her car was Calum Best, son of soccer legend George Best.
I think she needs to lose her license for awhile. She doesn't seem to have the best of luck in London, either. A few months ago, her purse, which contained several high-priced jewels was stolen at Heathrow Airport in London.
Rumor has it that Michael Jackson was soooo nervous before the World Music Awards last week in England that he pissed his pants!
I just heard this from a friend. I have no proof of it's validity. It wouldn't surprise me. I bet the guy who holds his umbrella is the one who cleaned him up!
Mario Lopez wasn't the only person Britney was partying with in Vegas. Ms. Spears was seen partying it up with Paris Hiton in Vegas.
Tell me...with an impending divorce to a guy who's going to try to paint you as a bad mother, would you seriously hang out with trash like Paris Hilton? TMZ even has a photo of Britney smoking pantless.
I would think with an ugly divorce to look forward to, you'd stay home with the kids and prove Fed-Ex's accusations to be false. Hanging with Paris, gambling, and smoking bare-assed in a party town like Vegas isn't an intelligent strategy.
Of course, one must consider who she's up against. A broke thug with several kids from different mothers isn't the poster child for custody of the kiddies, either.
Former X-Files star Gillian Anderson had a baby boy in London on November 1st. This is she and boyfriend Mark Griffiths 2nd child. They named him Oscar. I didn't even recognize her at first in this picture!
Toby McGuire and his fiancee has named their baby girl, who was born November 10th in Los Angeles. They decided to name her Ruby, because they "treasure her like a jewel." Awwwww....
From People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1985...to being voted "Coldest Star."
The Independent movie website Film Threat has sent Mel Gibson to the top of their Frigid 50: The Coldest People in Hollywood list. The magazine cites it's reason's of crowning Mel with the dubious honor because he "never bothered to address how irresponsible he was for driving under the influence in the first place." They also insinuate that no one cares about his new movie Apocalypto.
Joining Mel on the list are Lindsay Lohan, and last years winners, none other than Mr. and Mrs. Cruise.
Britney Spears certainly hasn't been taking her impending divorce to Kevin Federline hard. Instead of sitting home crying, Britney's been partying in Vegas with Mario Lopez!
Britney - under disguise in a pink wig and large sunglasses - and her former (or is it current) manager Larry Rudolph, arrived in Vegas this week.
During the trip, Britney worked on tracks for her upcoming album, and played some blackjack...even winning $10,000 at the tables (that would be like me winning $5), and was later introduced to Mario Lopez. The two hit Moon Nightclub and partied all night. She looks good! This must be a pre-partying photo.
Another JLo and Marc shot. He looks so hideous in both, I couldn't decide which to use!
Don't her parents look like just nice, really normal people? I bet they hate all the press and celebrities. I love Brooke Shields dress. They didn't end up inviting Oprah, huh?
Victoria Beckham is starting to look like a caricture of herself.
There had to be a third. Ruth Brown, the 1950's R&B singer, who's hit's included her gospel and blues tinged "Mama, He Treats Your Daughter Mean" and the song she co-wrote with Bobby Darrin -"This Little Girl's Gonna Rock" - died today at age 78 of complications from a stroke and a heart attack.
Bonnie Raitt made a statement about Ruth, saying,
"Ruth was one of the most important and beloved figures in modern music. You can hear her influence in everyone from Little Richard to Etta James, Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin, and divas like Christina Aguilera today. She was my dear friend and I'll miss her terribly."
After years of lame jokes and shitty bit-acting on Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey finally pulled a good one out of her ass.
Tina revealed on Howard Stern's radio show on Thursday, that although most of the celebrity guest hosts are great, every few years they'd get a bad one, like Paris Hilton, who was "a piece of shit."
Tina told Howard Paris had the "hair of a Fraggle" and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap wave."
I never knew of Parisite's distate for Jessica Simpson, but according to Fey, Barker's Bimbo asked the writers to create a skid in which she could spoof Jess, because "I hate her" and "she's fat."
Kimberly Stewart, the 27-year-old daughter of Rod Stewart, is a bonnified booze hound. The nights of sippin' back grandpa's old cough medicine with Lindsay Lohan has taken it's toll, and now Kimberly has ended up with a Jack Daniels-soaked diseased liver .
Rod was interviewed by Rolling Stone, and told the magazine that Kimberly "discovered she had a very serious liver illness from drinking too much."
The schweilin' appears to have killed several of Kimberly's brain cells as well, because she told Rod because she's half-Scottish, she "thought she was allowed to drink a lot."
That's logic only a raging alcoholic could make up. Kimberly claims to be seeing a liver specialist, and has apparently stopped drinking and smoking three months ago. Could this have been the reason Lindsay was seen sporting a 90-day sobriety medallion?
According to the Los Angeles Times, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have purchased a $16.9 million estate in Ohau on the beach. This humble dwelling features 12 bedrooms, nine bathrooms, and 100 feet of beach.
They have 100 feet of private beach and 9 bathrooms; I live by a smelly scum pond and have one bathroom with a toilet that is overwhelmed by a single square of TP. Life doesn't seem fair right now...
My mistake. These photos don't come from a cheesy newspaper ad, but rather the spread (no pun intended) of Lindsay Lohan in GQ. They named her as "Obsession of the Year." She did an interview with them where she was completely cocky. Here's an excerpt:
GQ: Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan. LL: It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food. GQ: And then what do you do at night? LL: Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night. GQ: Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet? LL: No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me. GQ: After computer time, when do you go to bed? LL: No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.
This is obviously a bitter and resentful girl. Perhaps the White Oprah (a.k.a her mother) should give her some of that stellar advice she's so good at handing out. From DListed.
What would Baby say if she knew Johnny had lied when he told her he'd had the time of his life?
Patrick Swayze's real dream is to snag a role in the next James Bond movie. He says maybe not as Bond but at least a villian or a co-spy. He says he does a "terribly good English accent", and was inspired after seeing the premiere in London shortly after starring in a stage production of his own.
Let him play Bond. I reeeealllyyyy want to hear him say, "Nobody puts 007 in the corner."
Ben Affleck is breathing a hard sigh of relief! Ben says he never should have engaged Jennifer Lopez or gone down "that route." He says the media frenzy surrounding Bennifer was extremely intense:
"I should never have gotten engaged and never gone down that route. I thought I wanted certain things, but I didn't. I got lost and felt suffocated, miserable and gross."
"I had to smile for the cameras, but I was really in turmoil. I know longer had control of my life and I didn't know which was to turn. I felt like a hampster in a cage. The faster my legs went, the less distance I seemed to travel."
So keep feeding about your personal life and thoughts to the starving paparazzi, Ben...sounds like you miss the attention. Not that he'd get it from being with J.Lo.
Scrawled on a bathroom wall at the House of Blues in Chicago:
Today I'm a free man
Ladies look out
F*** a wife
Give me my kids bitch!
Signed Kevin Federline. At the place where Kevin Federline found out about the divorce. The note was found written in Sharpie marker on the shower doon in his dressing room at the House of Blues.
He gives the girls a warning. Yes, girls, watch out. Federline may try to hit on you next.
On the heels on Kevin Federline's stellar performance on CSI as a loud-mouthed street punk who gets punched in the stomach, Christina Aguilera will be appearing on an episode of CSI: New York. It's set to air in February of 2007. She won't play herself.
Her lips are bleeding...will she be portraying a victim?
LeAnn Rimes may be hiding under the guise of sticking up for Faith Hill's reaction to Carrie Underwood's Female Vocalist award victory, but it's obvious she's also resentful of Carrie's success. On her website, Leann writes:
"Okay, I usually keep quiet on topics like this, but I feel I need to stand up for my friend, Faith."
"She was just being honest and emotional like every other person sitting at home with an opinion. These awards shows are so political and we all get fed up with them. We all work very hard and have for many years so to see someone come in and win Female Vocalist that has been here for a very short time, is a little disheartening."
"She probably felt, as I did, that Carrie has not paid her dues long enough to fully deserve that award."
"As artists and public figures, we have to keep our feelings so repressed so we don't get called ungrateful. Please cut her some slack!"
Wasn't Faith denying the accusations that she was jealous; maintaining that she was joking??? In which case, LeAnn isn't sticking up for her "friend Faith Hill" but using her as a reason to lash out at Carrie herself.
Carrie - you go kick some catty country ass, girl. From Gabsmash.
TMZ has accquired a copy of the Borat release form participants of the movie were asked to sign. It's fuzzy and hard to read, as the orignal apparently is as well. I would ask for another contract if this is what I got, but what is really more obvious is the cover letter.
Pat Haggerty said it best. Haggerty was unknowingly part of the film himself, and knew something wasn't right, which was confirmed by his college-aged son later...but he loved the film anyway. Haggerty said regarding the film:
"They were exercising a First Amendment right. And this Sacha Cohen is going to make 87 gazillion dollars. You know, good for him. I'm just sorry he had to do it in such a way that he allowed people to make jerks out of themselves exposing their character flaws."
You can read the entire article by clicking here. He's merely saying that these guys wouldn't be bitching about being in the movie if they hasn't said things that made them look like assholes. I saw the movie last weekend...and it was brilliant! I'm glad it was only one and and a half hours...more would have been overkill. But you got the sense throughout that'd he'd be seeing lots of lawsuits.
Did K-Fed Give Britney Something More Than Two Kids?
The Evil Beet implies that Britney had to deliver both Sean P. and little baby Jayden by c-section because K-Fed gave her a raging case of the herpes! And if the rumor on Dana's Dirt is true, we know who he got it from :o)
Renee Zellweger has finally spoken out regarding her marriage to Kenny Chesney, saying it was "the biggest personal mistake of my life."
The two have kept things mum when it comes to the 128-day marriage, which ended with an annulment, with "fraud" cited as the reason for the seperation. Renee also said that Kenny didn't approve when she invited a close friend to stay in their Hamptons, New York farmhouse shortly after their marriage, and Chesney had "no acceptance of my life or my friends."
Kenny sounds like a total control freak! Perhaps it's a case of short man's syndrome.
This may sound horrible, but these photos just don't look right without a baby dangling over the railing. They are uncannily similar of those photos.
Only this was recently, at his hotel room in London. Splash News caught a good close-up of his freaky melon and nasty brown nails...yes, I know it's polish.
He used her show and jumped on her couch to proclaim his love to the woman he's about to marry, but what Tom Cruise didn't jump at was the chance to invite Oprah to he and Katie's wedding.
Oprah recently told Extra's AJ Calloway that she's not invited to the wedding, but she wishes them the best.
But Oprah's getting her dig in too. She's buying them a present anyhow! This is most likely her way of making them feel guilty. Why else would she run to the press with this? If they end up inviting her after, she should jump up on the pew in the middle of the ceremony. Or will a scientology ceremony have pews???
Pamela Anderson is steaming mad at the paparazzi, and blames them for Denise Richards' laptop hurling tantrum. Pam ranted on her website:
"Can't believe set is surrounded by loser paparazzi - not Canadaian - all American and European....Leave us alone!! They are being super idiots!!! Yelling rude stuff. They need to really go home! What is the big deal? All these big, hairy men attacking us girls. A-holes!!!"
"Paparazzi were shouting out 'no wonder you can't keep your relationship together." Normally I don't care - but I feel protective of Denise - I can relate. If it were me I would have thrown the photographers over the edge - they got lucky."
Denise admits she made a huge mistake. She told Access Hollywood:
"I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong. I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."
Denise isn't facing any criminal charges. If it were anyone other than someone famous, their common ass would be in sling.
This week's Enquirer reports that Eminem has revealed some info about some of his past lady loves:
He says he's slept with Britney, and says of Fed-Ex: "He's tried everything and failed at it."
He says he has sex with Tara Reid "before all the diseases and stuff." (Wasn't she born with herpes?)
He's pissed off that Mariah won't admit they went out. "We had a relationship for six or seven months. It didn't work. She's a diva and I'm a regular guy."
No one should ever admit to having sex with Tara Reid.
What is this bleach-blonde nightmare? Of course, I've never cared a snit for her since the No Doubt days, and I can't stand her style choices, but didn't she learn anything from Rosario Dawson's heartbreak? Gavin will probably be bolting soon. Photos from Just Jared.
Sienna Miller had lunch at a Madison Avenue restaurant with Dustin Hoffman in New York City. According to Splash News, she went to great lengths to avoid being photographed with Dustin, and snuck out of the side door.
Check out this video of Lindsay Lohan calling Paris the "C" word. I never thought I would like anything Lindsay did, but when the paparazzi push her to say it again, she puts on a big fake smile and says: "Paris is my friend. I love Paris." Over and over.
She was being extremely insincere and on purpose. Not to mention correct. Paris really is.
Tomorrow in Veteran's Day! Remember to pause and think about our men and women in Iraq, and call your Grandpa, your uncle, brother, friend, sister...anyone who served our great country...and tell them thank you for what they did!
Since this is an entertainment blog...Iwant to keep this relative...so today I salute the celebrities who served in our armed forces.
Jack Palance died today at age 87! The cause of death was natural, and occured at his Montecito home. Palance won an best supporting actor Oscar in 1992 for City Slickers.
First Ed Bradley, now Jack Palance. Who's next? It always happens in 3's!!!
This is the famous video of K-Fed getting a text message...the one that Britney reportedly sent him to notify the poor sap she was filing for divorce. I'm developing quite the little collection of K-Fed Interviews.
The Smoking Gun has released a copy of K-Fed's backstage rider (a.k.a. what he demands be backstage for him).
As you can see (click to enlarge) it the usual K-Fed staple. The best booze money can buy, caffiene-loaded drinks, munchie food like Doritios...and Altoids so he can keep his breath fresh for the ladies, candles for seduction, and a couple packs of heaters with an ashtray.
And by "Beer???" does that mean...keep it flowing like honey and whey?
I don't know if it was having kids or Britney really did get herself a divorce present of implants like Hollywood Tuna speculates. Either way...their enormous....and hanging out a lot lately.
You can buy K-Fed's "returned for insificiant funds" check on e-bay! This is from when he was still living with Shar Jackson. This will be one of a million soon!
Britney and Kevin's Wedding: $2 million Photos of Sean Preston: $1 million Photos of Jayden James: Priceless
Literally. After months of keeping Jayden James Federline hidden away from the press, Britney has suddenly give photos of him away absolutely free. I have to give the girl props for this. By giving the photos away for free, Britney prevented Kevin from obtaining any fiancial gain. In their prenup, the couple agreed that any money earned of the sale of their photos would go directly to Kevin.
She totally slashed his financial jugular! Any gifts over $10k go to the giver, so K-fed will get nothing back, and Britney will get everything that was his.
Maybe they can clean her dirty mouth! She's been cited by the FCC for using the F-word on the 2003 Billboard Music Awards. And then there's some BS about her not being fined yet, because the incident occured before the FCC decided the F-word was bad. I don't ever recall a time when I heard heard the F-bomb on television.
Nicole was presenting at the awards, and was supposed to say "Have you ever tried to get cow manure out of a Prada purse? It's not so freaking simple." Instead, she replace "manure" with "shit", and "freaking" with "fucking." It was a live broadcast...so it was heard by all. From PopSugar.
Too Bad She Didn't Throw Herself From the Balcony...
I saw this on the AP Wire at work today...so we know it's credible! The Insider is reporting that Denise Richards freaked out when the paparazzi was trying to get photos of her while she was shooting a scene for a movie in British Columbia at the River Rock Casino. Denise started arguing with the photog, got upset, and then hurled a laptop over the balcony. Unfortuneately for Denise, two little old ladies were down below, and the flying laptop happened to catch them. No word on the condition of the two old ladies.
If you were a judge, which parent would you give custody of the kids? The accused molester or the nut-job who throws heavy objects off a balcony in a high traffic place?
Nicole Richie attending a dinner for Chanel Fine Jewelry in Beverly Hills.
I absolutely adore the dress Nicole has on. The whole look actually. She's still too skinny, but she looks classy and trendy all at the same time. Love the hair too.
Shanna Moakler held a divorce party to celebrate the end to her marriage to Travis Barker. A knife-wielding ex-playboy model...such a great role model for the kids.
We've all heard about the sick comments Dirty Daddy Joe Simpson has made about his daughter Jessica. I'm honored to now introduce you to Filthy Father Rod Stewart. Rod recently said his daughter Kimberly (the same Kimberly Stewart we all know and love) his full support when it came to breast implants. He says the implants have done wonders for Kim's self-confidence, and then unabashedly announces that Kimberly has quite "the lovely pair" now.
Sounds like he wants her body and thinks she's sexy now.
If you'd like to see the Britney Spears sex tape, Holy Candy has the link posted. I need double link protection for this baby. To see K-Fed in this manner is disturbing and traumatic.
It seems like a like a high figure, but Perez Hilton reports that K-fed's debut album, Playing with Fire, has sold a whopping 6,000 copies and debuted on the U.S. album charts at #151. He'd better hurry and get that acting career in full swing before Britney completely cuts him off!
Hollyweird Heartbreak: Rosario Dawson and Jason Lewis
I knew it. I just knew it couldn't last after Rosario got that god-awful haircut. Rosario and her boyfriend Jason Lewis, who've been together since 2004, broke up and the split has Rosario "heart broken and devestated."
Although there is no official confirmation on why the relationship ended, I'm guessing the butcher-job on her melon had something to do with it. I never thought there could be a more pathetic style than the mullet, but I was mistaken.
Lindsay Lohan was in yet another accident last night in Los Angeles. Apparently, it once again involved paparazzi. Lindsay was leaving what appears to be her favorite boozing place, Hyde at 2 a.m. A "source" said Lindsay was able to drive a short distance after the crash, but later pulled over and called a friend to pick her up.
Probably nervous the crash attracted the police and she'd be picked up for a d-dub and didn't want to go through dealing with the fuzz while she was tweeking.
Ish. His nails look like something I'd have swabed in biology class to test for bacteria in a petree dish. Pete was fined $1400 today for assaulting a BBC jounalist earlier this year. What did he do, scrape out the crud from behind his nails and throw it at the reporter?
Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman looking like her old, sexy self again, sporting a new haircut (and color) and skimpy black dress with a trim figure. I suppose she knew at this point she'd be dumping K-fed, and was feeling good about it. Photos from Hollywood Tuna.
Faith Hill says that her "WHAT?!" comment towards the camera when Carrie Underwood was chosen over her for Female Vocalist of the year was nothing more than a joke. The moment was captured on cameras at the CMA's, and has the media screaming "sore loser" at Faith. She commented on the incident:
"The idea that I would act disrespectful towards a fellow musician is unimaginable to me. For this to be the focus of attention given the talent gathered is utterly ridiculous. Carrie is a talented and deserving Female Vocalist of the Year."
She apparently looked visably upset and stormed off the stage, too...I can't find a video clip that shows that angle, though.
I think it looks a little like she's preening herself and thinking she's going to win, but does she really look mad? Don't think so...what do you think?
I didn't think it had been 90 days since the last time I saw a photo of a drunk and nearly naked Lindsay Lohan. And it hasn't, apparently. Lindsay's rep says the sober badge of honor was "a tribute to a friend who's been sober 90 days."
Yep, Lindsay's a solid support of a rock for an alcoholic friend to lean on. She would make drinking less attractive, of course. As her sober friend, you'd probably be cured of alcoholism after taking her off tables, and wiping the puke off her face, and being her sober ride every night. But seriously, I would think that if you were a boozehound, Liquor Lovin' Lindsay would be the last person you'd be hanging around!
I got home today, and neither the television nor the internet worked! And then I hear on the radio that Britney filed for divorce from Kevin. How can it possibly be that my internet and TV are blanked out on day of what promises to be the best Dr. Phil show ever, and the day Britney files for divorce! TMZ has the divorce papers that Britney filed. A few juicy tidbits?
Britney has waived her right to spousal support
Brit's asking the judge to make Kevin pay for his share!
Spears has hired a high-powered attorney, Laura Wasser, who's clientel include Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey, and Keifer Sutherland
Divorce documents validate that Britney and Kevin's marriage date was NOT September 18th, when they held the huge ceremony. It's more likely October 6th.
So there ya have it! Just over two years, and two kids for Brit and K-fed. Doesn't he get paid off like $600,000 for each kid?
My grandmother called, and after you visited her, it seems that the massive doiley she knitted for her couch back in '53 is missing.
I would never accuse you of stealing it, of course. But I'm coming to the conclusion that you must have been the last to see it, and I wondering if you would know anything regarding its whereabouts.
With your recently-found wealth, I'm sure you wouldn't want something as tacky as a homeade afgahn as decor in one of the many condos you get kicked out of, but if you have seen grandma's blanket, could you please let me know?
I just hope a crack whore hasn't gotten her grubby hands on it and turned it into an outfit.
Rumor has it that Britney has packed up herself and the kids and taken up residence at the Four Season's Hotel in L.A. According to rumors, Britney and Kevin had a tiff that started to get out of control when Kevin started throwing furniture around and putting his fist through walls. Britney supposedly made a jab at Kevin about his recent appearance on the wrestling show WWE.
A "source" says that,
"Britney's laughing set Kevin off and he went wild. It was like he had weeks of pent up hostility in him, and all it took was one little comment to lite the powder keg. He started screaming at her, smashing things and hitting the walls. Britney's seen him crazy, but she's never seen him like this and she's never been so fearful for her physical safety. He's gotten violent and it's getting worse with each temper tantrum. He hasn't hit Britney or the kids, but after seeing the rage he's carrying around it could happen next."
Perhaps some of his inner rage is a result of his sharks dying. From Glitterati Gossip.
An 18-year-old Russian man has been accused of stalking Hilary Duff, after threatening to kill her. The man, Maksim Miakovsky, says he moved to Los Angeles from Russia with "the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved with Hilary, and even threatened suicide if his feelings weren't reciprocated. He's currently being held on $200,000 bail in a Mahattan Beach Jail. E! Online has the whole story.
The Sun (a very credible news source) has reported seeing Kelly Osbourne prowling about with a new guy. Pictures are posted of Kelly and the mystery man out and about in Hollyweird yesterday. The daughter of the Prince of Darkness has been linked in the past to Son of Dork star David Williams and guitarist Jackson Scott.
The Post Chronicle has reported that Britney will release her first album since 2004. So far, 8 tracks have been confirmed. The album will be released in mid-2007. Here's the track listing thus far:
1. Fears Within Intro 2. Fears Within 3. Rebellion 4. Who Can She Trust 5. Midnight High 6. My Perspective 7. Everybody 8. Winter Nights
Last I heard, she was all gung ho to do a blues or soul album next, because that's what she listened to growning up in Louisiana. According to the Bosh, track number 3, Rebellion, is a horrid reggae-style song, so she's apparently interested in experimenting with all genres...
Mick Jagger was instrumental in Meat Loaf's desire to shed some pounds. Meat was so impressed with Jagger's live performances in his aging state, that he decided to quit loafing and hit the gym. Meat says,
"Jagger is buff, and he has incredible stamina...He made me go down to the gym. I'm not working weights yet, but I'm working with the treadmill."
Mr. Loaf isn't so meaty anymore either. He's lost a lot (no specific amount) of weight, but doesn't want to go too far. He's says that if he got down to "a buck-50", the "wind would blow him away."
Helen Mirren beat out the likes of Goldie Hawn, Susan Sarandon and Sophia Loren, to land the title of the sexiest woman in the world over sixty. Doesn't suprise me since I saw Calendar Girls. I expected to hate the movie and actually ended up watching it twice...something rare for me. There is a shot during the movie where you see Helen completely nude, barring nipps and pubes, and the girl's got a knockout body for someone her age!
You think this will be a ripoff of Dumb and Dumber, just with chicks? I haven't seen anything about the "plot", which I'm sure will be deep, so I'm wondering...
Chris Rock and his wife of 10 years, Malaak Compton-Rock, have filed for divorce. The couple tied the knot in November of 1996, and have two daughters.
The kicker of it all is that he just finished filming a movie called, I Think I Love My Wife. Apparently, he thought wrong.
Scarlett Johansson recently told InStyle magazine that she can't stand when celeb's spill their guts to magazines, and air their dirty laundry to the public. She says,
"I can't stand those articles where people spill their life story. After a while, I feel like I know more about them then their best friend does - and that's weird. It's better when you don't know everything. People are having a harder time buying into the glamour of movies. They want reality TV and tabloids - that escapism into other people's personal business."
The girl has a point. Idiot celebrities like Tara Reid, selling her botched boob story to US Weekly, Nick and Jessica inviting the world into their home for 3 years (we knew where that marriage was headed), the way-over-exposure of Britney...and the resulting marriages...they are all examples of celeb's sharing their lives with the public, and having it blown up in their face. And of course Tom Cruise....can anyone even watch a movie of him without conjuring up a mental picture of a couch at the same time?
Of course...the aforementioned do give me something fun to write about every day! So go for it Tara, have some more surgery. Mama needs more trashy gossip.
Julia Roberts is back in full swing after taking two years off for maternity leave. Mommy of Hazel and Phinnaeus, who were born in November 2004 is tackling three different projects. Julia is currently filming the political drama Charlie Wilson's War in Morocco with Tom Hanks. She's also scheduled to star in the Friday Night Knitting Club, based on a Kate Jacobs novel about a single mother who runs a New York knitting shop, where she gathers with her regular customers once a week to discuss love life, and work. She is also rumored to be considering a role in the upcoming Eat, Pray, Love. It's about damn time! The only work she's done since poppin' out the twins is to lend her voice to the animated filmthe Ant Bully. Do you think her popularity has waned at all after a two year sabbatical? Not that she really even has to work anymore...but I bet Danny is drooling for her to pull in a few more greenbacks for financial security. No word on when any of the movies will be released.
Is that hog manure I smell when I drive past Janet Jackson's house? The once-hefty singer desperatley wanted a hobby to occupy her time, so she took to collecting pig shit. Shit being memorabilia, not feces. Once her friends and family learned of her new passion, they started to bring home the bacon, and Janet's home started to look like the hogshed on grandpa's farm. She says she has no idea why she decided to collect the creatures, but she has no idea what she's going to do with them, so she's decided to give it up.
