Paris is a Drunkard

From the ASSOCIATED PRESS (that means it's legit) Paris Hilton was arrested just after midnight in Hollywood on suspision on drunk driving. According to Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, Paris was at a charity event where she had just one drink. Mintz also says the Paris had the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant the arrest, and that Paris had worked all day at shooting a music video for her new album, and the DUI was

"probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued."

Police says that Paris was arrested after they observed that she exhibited symptoms of intoxication. Officers did do field sobriety tests, which she apparantly FAILED!!! Paris' publicist also released a statement saying that she is "absolutly fine" after the arrest. I'm sure that with all the drinking Paris does, she has built her tolerance up to the point that one drink wouldn't put her over the legal limit, let alone affect her driving. And I'm sure this traffic violation will really hit her pocketbook hard and teach her a real lesson!