Paris and Nicky at Fred Segal

Sometimes I find it unfathomable that I work a full-time job more than 40 hours a week, plus a part-time job, have clean driving record and have a broken down Grand-Am with nearly 200,000 miles on the engine sitting in my driveway.

Paris Hilton has never really worked in her life, parties every night, gets arrested for a DWI... and drives a Bentley.

I feel depressed now. Visit Out of Sight Media while I cry on the toilet.