Wipe Your Ass on Paris!

Paris Hilton is used to sniffing ass, I'm sure...but has it ever been a common ass before now? Someone is selling Paris Hilton Toilet Paper on Ebay!!! Yes, for just $6...you can give Paris a Cleveland Steamer, a brown mustache...whatever you desire!

Disclaimer: Seller not to be held liable for anal warts resulting from use of this paper.