Hollyweird Gazette

Sorry I haven't been posting lately! I've been working with some issues I'm having with blogger between Mozilla and Internet Explorer and just can't seem to figure them out! I've also been working on some banner designing...more posts soon, I promise!

Rumor has it that Tori Spelling may be preggo. She reportedly been wearing a lot of loose tops lately, and have been registering for high-end baby gear Petit Tresor.

She'll need the money now that Daddy won't be picking up the bill for her anymore. Luckily, she landed a gig on Smallville, playing a gossip columnist.

The only thing missing from that bike is streamers, a bell, and big basket adorned with flowers on the front.

Brentwood must be the place to be! Meg Ryan browses for books at a newsstand on Friday.

Reese Witherspoon stops for ice cream in Brentwood, California.

Nicole Kidman doesn't have a smile for the camera on the set of her lastest film, His Dark Materials, The Golden Compass. She looks really classy dressed like this!

Janet Jackson feeds beau Jermaine Dupri cake at a birthday bash for music producer Quincy Jones Bel Air, California house. Today, Janet said on Oprah that she'd forgive Justin Timberlake for the wardrobe malfunction "in her own time."

Donny Osmond takes on Broadway in his role as Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.

Matt Damon leaves the baby to mama Luciana when the family goes shopping in Miami on Friday.

Don't they have a movie to do? Oh...wait...Tom is unemployed! Tom's son, Conner, had a football game Saturday in Pasadena. Isabella is sitting next to Katie, and Tom's mother, Mary Lee, is sitting right behind Tom.

You're Fergie. You're having a huge album release party for your solo debut The Dutchess. Here's the tricky question: Do you shave your pits? Apparantly, the answer is no! Fergie showed up to her bash with pit hair readily growing and showing. See other unattractive photos of Fergie:

Fergie's Crotch Sweat

Aaron Carter told Ryan Seacrest what I figured would take him a few weeks of marriage to figure out.

"I made a mistake and she did too. We both did."

Carter proposed last week to his girlfriend, Playmate Kari Ann Peniche in Las Vegas. Here's a detail I hadn't known: he'd only known her for five days, and she was an ex-girlfriend of his older brother, Nick. A full interview is airing on E! tonight.

And no, we ain't talkin' Barbara Walters. Star fusses over her dog before catching a flight at LAX.

In a desperate attempt to contact his daughter, Michael Lohan, Lindsay's father, has written an open letter to The Sun. He's worried that Lindsay is surrounding by untrustworthy people. He can't seem to make contact with her, so he had his deeply personal chicken scratching published in a major newspaper.

I'm sure that will help the rift between them!

Michael writes:

"It pains me to have to write to you like this, but it's evident my letters never reach you. My messages never get to you and 'people' continue to build walls between us. I can't even tell you how sorry I am for causing you (and our family) the heartache and embarrassment I have."

Michael is serving four years of jail in New York last year after admitting to drunk driving, attempted assault, aggravated harassment, and criminal contempt.

I'm thinking this isn't going to work in his favor. Lindsay is messed up enough without having Daddy counsel her from behind bars in a major newspaper.

You can read the rest of Michael Lohan's ramblings by clicking here.

Jennifer Aniston walks her dogs in Malibu. It took three dogs to get over Brad, and one mutt to take him away.

Is that what she heard or read that put this shocked look on her face? I burst out laughing when I saw this picture!

And speaking of Nasty Daddy Joe, isn't he supposed to be handling all their photo so they are photographed in the most flattering way possible? If that's the case...I think he could find something better!

Perhaps that's what Paris thinks the German festival is called, since she's once again seen stuffing stuff in her mouth! She's actually over in Germany promoting a wine.

Isn't wine supposed to embody class and sophistication? Why did they pick her to represent them? Is she their spokesman for how far to spread your legs after you've drank a few glasses?
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Wow...I ususally think she dresses so classy. She looks like the plumber's who are working on my water heater as I type. Nah...they're dresses more fashionably.

Jessica Simpson's spread in Allure magazine. I'm not sure I understand the whole shopping cart theme.

Nicole Richie has moved out of her Beverly Hills home to escape the paparazzi. The skinny star says,

"I've had to move because of the paparazzi that sit outside and follow me
wherever I go. Luckily I'm not one of those people who needs to have their
make-up done when I walk out of my house. I just try to hang out with my
friends and do what I normally do. The other night I was leaving a
friend's house and they popped out of the bushes. I thought I was getting
mugged. Imagine a man jumping out at you holding a black object."

Nicole is apparantly terrified by photographers now. No word on where she moved. Like they won't find her eventually. Or as if she won't miss the attention and seek them out herself.

Ish. They look like grapefruit in pantyhose.

I'm impressed...I thought pumping your own gas was just for common trash like myself.

Ashton and Demi in Hollyweird...on their way to a lunch date at Magnolia on Monday. Ashton will be the executive producer for a new show called Adventures in Hollywood. The show is a reality about Tennessee rap group Three 6 Mafia, and will premiere in early 2007.

Tom and Katie were recently spotted in Vegas for the 70th birthday of Tom's mother, Mary Lee, who is also is a Scientologist. On Friday night, TomKat, along with Conner and Isabella, Cruise's children, along with 6 other family members, went to the Mirage for the Cirque du Soleil performance of the Beatle's Love. Apparantly, the whole Cruise/Holmes clan went backstage after the show and met the cast, who serenaded Mary Lee with Happy Birthday.

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are spending more time together in the public eye! On Sunday, Owen visited Kate and some friends at her Pacific Palisades, California. Later in the evening, just the two of them cozied up in a booth in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they had drinks, and even requested a bamboo divider be placed around their table for privacy! Owen rep had previously been denying romance between the two, nows says he has no comment on Wilson's personal life. Hmmmm...

Paris Hilton has finally acknowledged what the rest of the world has known for years. According to PageSix.com, Paris was questioned by police about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis. Paris said,

"Like I really...I don't remember. I'm not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time."

Audio from the police tapes is set to air on Dateline on Saturday night. I like, can't, like, wait to hear it. You can, like, hear it yourself at Egotastic.

Jared Letto has some not-so-nice wishes for bloggers. Shit...that would mean me. His comments:

“I think that blogging should die a sudden death. It’s just ridiculous. It’s like a playground for four-year-olds. People say and do things in the world of blogs that they would never do in real life, and I think it’s a false experience. You know, it’s, like, eating too much candy. One of the things along those lines that bothers me about when people start citing blogs as news sources is that when people are writing on these blogs, they feel like they don’t feel they need to do any research or back up their opinions with facts or anything, you know what I mean? Times have changed. It used to be, to be a writer you had to have experience and talent, and learn a craft. Now anybody with an opinion, which is anyone and everyone, feels that it’s worthy. Technology is allowing people to have access to things where before it required very great skill. So there will be some interesting developments from that, and also some things that are pretty worthless. Pretty soon anybody with a cell phone is going to be able to be a news reporter. The blog is yesterday’s parachute pants. It’s here now but it’s gone tomorrow.”

Jessica looks like one of the creepy Stepford Wives in this shot with Dane Cook, taken at the premiere of Employee of the Month in Los Angeles.

Gisele flips the "peace" sign at a Victoria's Secret party in New York City.

Zooey Deschanel will be Janis Joplin in the upcoming movie The Gospel of Janis Joplin, which starts filming in November in Phillidelphia. Pink was originally slated for the role of Janis, but pulled out of the film, claiming the film's producers made the casting process "some circus pop contest - who's the 'it' girl who wants to play Janis. Zooey beat out tabloid favorites Lindsay Lohan (huh?) and Britney Spears (what!?) for the role. Scarlett Johansson was also considered.

Good! Janis is my favorite singer, and I just can't see her being portrayed by Pink! Another Janis film is in the works, with Renee Zellweger starring as the blues-belter from Texas. It's not yet known when the project, Piece of My Heart, will begin filming.

Mischa Barton says she has no interest in dating an actor because there would be a constant war over who gets to spend more time in front of the mirror every morning. Mischa is currently dating Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler. Mischa admits she's vain and couldn't cope with a boyfriend who cared about his appearance as much as her.

Holy shit! Look at Katie's rock! Tom and Katie were out and about attending Isabella's soccer game. How'd you like the press to show up at your athletic events when your a clumsy teenager?

I've always said the Olsen twins dress like bag ladies, and here's Ashley using her bag to hide from the press!

Shakira dyed her hair brown since her appearance at the VMA's. In these photos, she's outside of her house in Miami with her boyfriend Antonio De La Rua. She's not the first celebrity to add some color to her locks. Britney Spears, J.Lo and Cameron Diaz also switched to dark tresses within the last couple months.

Paris was caught tokin' on a joint again...or at least something that looked a lot like a joint. Her rep, Elliot Minz (this guy has a secure job) says...get this..Pais rolls her own cigarettes. Doesn't he ever feel like a complete ass handing out these ludicrous excuses for her behavior? If I was Nicky, I'd tell her to stop Bogarting, and puff, puff, pass!

She obviously wants the world to see her perky peaks! Seriously, why else would one wear something like that? Click here for a previous post from the Gazette.

Apparantly, Justin didn't learn his lesson as reported in an earlier blog! While arriving at a party in the Hollywood Hills, Justin saw some photographers and started going crazy on them. Cameron had to restrain him from doing anything physical to the camera crew.

Then the whole kit-and-kaboodle of Timberline's including Justin's mom, Justin's cousins and business partner Trace joined in the protest of the pics. They even filed a police report! Why not just stop making album's and movies and move to a po dunk town in the middle of nowhere. Then you won't have to deal with the press anymore. I thought weed was supposed to mellow you out Justin! Photos from x17online.

Partial lyrics from a Diddy or Puffy Daddy, or Puffy, or Sean "Puffy" Combs - whatever the hell is name is this week - song:

I was spankin her and thankin her, screwin her and doin her Laughin not thinkin bout G's, I just blew in her Playin like a King, on sheets of satin Me and Shorty smack in, her crib in Manhattan She had a big ole booty, like you see in the movies And on top of all that, I think her sister wanted to do me But Keisha was exotic, and Cease my witness She said, "Daddy, when you comin back to hit this?" When I went home, I kissed my girl on the neck On my mind was Keisha and how she stayed wet Sat my girl on the couch, I couldn't hold it in And said to her, with a devilish grin...

Would you want Diddy to be the inspiration for your child? Apparantly, a principal in Philly thought Diddy would be a great role model for his students. Christopher Johnson, the principal at Benjamin Franklin Middle School, lined up a surprise "pep talk" from Diddy to kickstart an anti-truancy campaign. Johnson said,

"we wanted someone whom they would sit down and listen to, someone who comes from the same type of background. To have a superstar come in and talk is extremely powerful."

Is this guy on crack? Glorify a guy who sings about cheating on his girlfriend and his affair's big ass to middle school students? Call me old fashioned, but this is about the lamest idea I've ever heard of!

Starlet: An actress who people instantly think of as being young, vivacious, stylish, popular and, most of all, talented. At least that according to a Yahoo Entertainment poll looking for the greatest Hollywood starlet ever. Here is the list of the Greatest Ever Hollywood Starlets:

8. Mia Farrow
7. Brooke Shields
6. Lindsay Lohan
5. Shirley Temple
4. Natalie Portman
3. Scarlett Johansson
2. Judy Garland
1. Keira Knightley

I pretty much agree with Keira Knightly being number 1 on this list of women. But Lindsay Lohan? Couldn't people vote for someone with more class and beauty, like Lana Turner, or...I don't know! Who would you pick? I like that Scarlett Johansson is high on the list, too.

He has to bribe us to buy his album? Kevin Federline's new album releases on October 31st, and he has come up with several promotions to entice people to purchase it. One lucky fan who purchases the album early will get the sneaker that K-Fed wore on the Teen Choice Awards. Who the hell would want a stinky pair of used shoes that he crammed his nasty toes into???!!!

He's also giving the first 500 fans who purchase his album on early release a signed photo of his melon. Is he actually going to sell 500 copies?

If Gwen was on Project Runway and I was Heidi Klum (fat chance) I think I'd say "Aufedersein!" to her. Those clothes are not attractive, nor flattering. Who's going to wear that crap in the real world?

Jessica Simpson shops in Studio City, California on Thursday. This is about as good as I've seen her look post-Nick.

Justin Timberlake went to home-sweet-home in Mephis on Friday for a special performance on Good Morning America on Beale Street. His new album Future Sex/Love Sounds hits stores tomorrow.

There's something you don't see everyday...Nicole Richie with food in front of her. She and boyfriend Brody Jenner are sharing burgers and shakes at Mutt's in Malibu.

Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton pick up groceries at Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills.

Busted! Willie Nelson's tour bus was stopped early today in Louisiana by State Troopers. According to one of the trooper's, Willie Williams, the cops smelled a strong marijuana oder when the driver opened the door. They searched the bus and found one and a half POUNDS of marijuana and about two-tenths of a pound of shrooms. Willie and several members of his band (all 50 and older) were sited for possession and released. How much you want to bet that those troopers were bored, and knew they had a bust if they pulled over Willie's bus? C'mon! It's Willie Nelson! Of course there's tokin' happening on that bus! Does anyone know how many times Willie has been busted?

Jennifer all dressed up in Santa Monica. Her dress almost got away from her!

Jennifer with little Violet, who's getting so big! She is such a cutie!

Heidi Klum isn't afraid to get wet...at first glance I thought that was Seal holding her umbrella, but upon closer inspection, I saw this man is chunkier, and doens't have any pockmarks.

She looks annoyed that her picture is being taken. Besides the gobs of red lipstick and the over-bleached hair, I love the look! Red is my favorite!

Mario Lopez guest-starred on the season premiere of Nip/Tuck, which started September 5th. I don't watch the show, and hadn't seen these pictures, so enjoy!

Ewwwww!!! Ewwwww! EWWWWW!!! Does anyone else think "pedophile" when they see these? I hope this kid's at least 18!!!!

Nicole Kidman out walking with Keith Urban's mother (her mother-in-law) in Nashville. Mom seems to be a bit taller than her son!

Sarah Jessica Parker out walking with her son James in the West Village. Look how big James is getting. SJP is rumored to be preggo again...no official confirmation yet.

These are a few weeks old, but I hadn't seen them. Her hair is not looking like the beautiful coiff it once did! I'm not crazy about the outfit, but those red shoes are killer!

According to Us Weekly, Aaron Carter, younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick, proposed to his girlfriend Kari Ann Peniche on stage last night in Vegas. They were planning on saying their vows Britney style at a Vegas chapel, but they decided that they wanted a more traditionally planned wedding.

Peniche, who is 22-years-old, was a Miss United States Teen in 2003, but then she took her clothes off for Playboy, and her title was yanked away from her.

Aaron Cater, who is only 18, is the youngest solo male singer to have four Top 40 singles (and why he does, I'm sure I don't know). Next month House of Carters will start on E! It will be a reality show highlighting his life with his brother Nick and their three sisters. For some strange reason, they are not including Mommy...

In the October issue of Blender magazine, Evenescence's Amy Lee talks about being the new Johnny Cash video and say's that Justin Timberlake is in it too. Amy says,

"It was a shoot for the new Johnny Cash video. The concept is all these celebrities - Justin Timberlake, Tony Hawk, P.Diddy (or whatever his name is) - dressed in black like Johnny Cash. You know, expressing the pain of the world. They said I could do whatever I wanted, so I said, 'Why don't I go to a cemetary and lay some flowers on a grave.?'

So I wonder what Justin is doing for the video...and I'm not really getting why they chose any of these celebrities for a Johnny Cash video.

Beyonce posing for a photo shoot...looks like something Lil' Kim would wear.

You know those women that try to add you on MySpace, and really all they have to offer is a profile with naked pictures of themselves. So you wonder if you should add them, cuz you don't want their stupid "come see my naked pics" comments.

It appears that Kristin Cavallari happens to be one of them. Her MySpace picts all include nudes, or laying with other chicks on a bed, or boozing, or snuggling up to girlfriends.

Gwen Stefani had a runway show at Fashion Week and brought little Kingston with. The Vogue Editor-in-Chief, Anna Wintour happened to be present, and she, Gwen, and Kingston teamed up for this very uncomfortable-looking picture. Anna doesn't look to be a fan of babies.

Victoria Beckham isn't shy about showing her pearly pinks. Her boobies are popping out in this pic!

Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. the Rock (but not really the Rock anymore), wants to ditch his wrestler personna, and drop the Rock from his name.

He says, "From now on, please call me Dwayne Johnson. I want to be known as Dwayne Johnson the actor, and not the Rock."

Ok, Rock.

The girl needs fashion advice. Don't you agree?

Brad and Angelina out on the town and checking out a gallery show by British graffiti artist Bransky in L.A.

Reallly, when is Sean Penn going to shut his big yap? Sean appeared on Larry King's show on Thursday night and said he could "see no worth in keeping U.S. soldiers stationed in the Middle East warzone.

Many of agree with Sean's politics, but does anyone really care what Hollywood has to say about this anymore. They think they can sway our opinions, or that their opinion needs to be heard. They use their celebrity as a platform. Didn't that send Tom's career into a tailspin?

According to Sean,

"I think the American people have a choice....it's time to pull our troops
out."

Politics...or acting...pick one please!

There should be a "worst mom award" in Hollywood! According to Page Six, Lindsay Lohan showed up truant at her mother Dina's birthday party dinner. Lindsay overheard loudly telling Dina to "go to hell" before fleeing the restaurant in a huff. When the cake came out, Dina was reportedly in tears.

The New York Post also suggested that Dina is a coke addict. According to the Post, she went to the bathroom about five times and was sniffing a lot.

Don't worry too much about Lindsay, though! She still had a reputation to uphold, and she did, when she went out partying. She managed to hit a Calvin Klein party, and club Bungalow 8.

Then, (wow this girl has more mishaps), Lindsay slipped and fell at a Fashion Week party, fracturing her wrist in two places. Apparantly, she is considering suing Milk Studios, where the incident occurred. She's been in the hospital 114 times...everyone knows she's a klutz!!! Why bother suing when you have her dough!

This is so immature, but I can't help but love it! An unidentified man was caught whizzing on Tom and Katie's yard on Tuesday. He's been caught and arrested for lewd conduct. Somehow the whole incident was caught on videotape. The Cruise clan, Katie, Suri, and Tom were present when the pee-pee on their property took place.

Fergie with her grandma rollers. Nice melon! Photos from Splash News.

Pamela Anderson hides behind her tiny purse while the press takes pictures. I will never undersand why anyone would wear what looks like moon boots with shorts. Yep! There's shorts under that sweater!

It's official!!!! Speculation over what Britney and Kevin have named their son can finally stop! The rumored name for the baby was Sutton Pierce and has at long last been confirmed. Now the little brother has the same initial's as big brother Sean Preston, who's just shy of a year older then the first born Spederline. It's lucky they have lots of dough. They're breeding like Catholics.

At least that's what you'd think you'd hear if you'd be in the same grocery store as Jessica Simpson. But she avoided any kafuffle's, other then the papparazzi following her. She looks like she's stopping a fight in the parking lot in the last photo.

Amanda Peet and her fiancee, screenwriter David Benihoff have a bun in the oven! Peet will be starring in the new NBC series Studio 60 and Benifoff has two new movies due out in 2007, The Kite Runner and Alpha. Congratulations!

You'd think the ladies room at the View would been classy and clean. Not so. Joy Behar is pissed (no pun intended) that someone has been hover pissing in the girls room at the View getting piss all over the seat. Heidi Klum was a guest on the show and Joy told her it always seems to happen when a supermodel visits the show. Joy asked Heidi what the reason for it is, and Heidi asked if it was Giselle Bundchen? Joy refused to name names. Heidi said she also hoover pees but tries her best to get it all in the toilet. What's your take on this? I almost think it's worse to sit in a drop of someone's pee than to share the seat with one hundred asses.

Justin Timberlake learned an important lesson after a 2004 incident where Timberlake and Cameron Diaz fought with the papparazzi and stealing a camera. Justin says that after the incident he had to meet with the district attorney, who gave him a slap on the hand, and said he shouldn't retaliate with violence. Justin, of course, agreed. He says the meeting with the District Attorney shook him up and now he will always think twice before lashing out at a snapper.

Despite Kate Moss' penchant for sniffing white powder up her nose, the model who made "waiff" desirable is lining her wallet with a cool $54 million dollars throughout 2006. Although several of her contracts were cancelled when her powder pics were published in a British newspaper in 2005, she quickly picked up gigs from Agent Provocateur and Louis Vuitton, and a few others I'm sure isn't too happy. Fabien Baron, artistic director for the French edition of Vogue magazine, says, "We like Kate because there's an idea of danger about her. We aren't going to throw the rocks at her just because she got into some trouble." Perhaps he pulls the powder, too.

Rumor has it that Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband Matthew Broderick are expecting their second child. Apparantly they are waiting til she is three months along before sharing the happy news. SJP also pulled out of shooting the new thriller, Vacancy, adding fuel to the pregnancy rumors. Kate Beckinsale will be replacing her in the film.

Kate Bosworth looks like she could join the ranks of Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie. She looks frightningly unhealthy. Have a donut, Kate...please. Photos from Splash News

Nicole must be having a "fat" day. She looks ridiculous holding the big black head over her melon when the frail sticks that are her legs give her away. Photos from Splash News.

Big parties and movie premieres took Hollyweird north of the border for the Toronto Film Fest. I have a couple more pictures, but Blogger is acting up and I can't seem to load them. We'll get 'em later!

Beyonce had a very happy belated 25th birthday in Canada, while appearing on Live @ Much on Thursday. Beyonce turned 25 on September 4th. They presented her with a cake, balloons and a studly god. She's seen here popping baloons with fan questions inside them

Avril Lavigne, Heather Graham, Christina Milian, at Petra Nemcova at Fashion Week in New York.

People's infamous Best Dressed issue hits newsstands on Friday. Jennifer Aniston was at the head of the class, walking away with first place this year. Right behind Jennifer was Halle Berry in the number two slot. Newbie Jessica Biel ranked third. For men, Justin Timberlake was named "Trendiest", while George Clooney took "best monochromatic" look. Read the whole article here.

By the time he's a few months old, he's a frequent flier and is carried by a bodyguard.

He's been introduced to the Hindu faith.

He's been on the cover of a magazine.

He is babysat by a Naval Academy graduate. After what Britney's mother did to her, I wouldn't let her near my kid!

Get's a personalized jersey, which I've always thought to look like a Vikings jersey, in which case, I like this kid!

He gets to drive his mom's car without a license.

He has a nicer car than I do. I'd squish myself into a mini Cadillac Escalade to get rid of my car with no heat and an exhaust held together with wire and welding.

Sean Preston celebrates his first birthday today, and Mommy's already given him a baby brother! He's had a year of interesting first's, too! This kid has done more in the first year of his life than I've done in my nearly 30 years!

Christy Brinkley has filed for divorce from husband #4, scumbag Peter Cook. She and Cook have one daughter, Sailor, who is 8. People has the whole story.

Jon Heder and his wife Kirsten are expecting their first child, which has been confirmed to People. Heder, 28, is starring in the upcoming School for Scoundrels.

I hope little Maddox Jolie-Pitt's mullet doesn't get him ostracized from the other little soccer players! Like he won't have enough to contend with being the son of such a high-profile couple, and one of the adopted children!

There is no confirmation that the two are connected. Paris prances around at the 2007 Luca Luca Spring Fashion Show in New York City. Her hair reminds me of Hermie the outcast elf on Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer.

Seriously, is she spawn of Gene Simmons or something? Photos from Bastardly.

Kate Bosworth shows off a nipple and one very skeletal chest. Ick. I want to force feed her a steak or something.

Sarah Michelle Gellar fashions up for a fashion show at Fasion Week in the fashion capitol, New York. She was probably fashionably late for the fashion extravaganza, and was still welcomed in celebrity fashion.

Beyonce is riding the subway....hmmm...seems staged. Notice in the top picture the women she's sitting between look annoyed, rather than excited she's there?

Ashlee in Hair magazine. Too bad I hate her platnium blonde coiff she's got. Not liking her look here.

Did someone rub his face in the dirt? He's looking pretty scruffy.

Ashlee posing at her photo shoot for Skechers.

I never thought this would happen!!! Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from Bobby Brown!!! It's been confirmed by Whitney's rep, and is a legal seperation, with the intent to divorce. They are both so bizarre...who would want either of them now?

...At least that's what furry-man David Hasselhoff is claiming. The not-so-studdly Baywatch star said last night that that Princess Diana was "smitten" for him and "sparks" flew between them when they met in 1993. He also implied that if Diana had not died in the tragic car accident they would have slept together. Hairyhoff says that he and Diana met at at charity event in London. Dear deceased Di and Prince Charlie were married at the time, but according to big Dave, Diana told him,

"you look much better with your clothes on."

The Hoffmeister replied with his clever wit,

"Well Ma'am, so do you."

Ironic that Diana is dead and can't confirm....

At the VMA's, J.Lo was hiding her tresses under some friggin' ugly skull hugger. But she's revealed her new brunette haircolor, which looks fabulous. To bad she has such an ugly mug standing next to her.

People is reporting that Travis Barker and Paris Hilton were cozied up at a party Kanye West held at a hotspot in New York. Paris' rep did actually comment on the situation, saying, "They like each other. Paris really likes him. Beyond that I cannot comment." It sounds like Shanna had some initial jealousy, but got over it pretty quick. Read all about it here.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in New York.

Jane Fonda recently told NBC's Today Show that "it was cool" an executive wrote a letter to Lindsay Lohan while she was filiming Georgia Rules. Fonda co-stars in the picture with Lohan. Fonda said that considering Lohan turned 20 while filming the movie, it was appropriate for someone to tell her to "tone it down." Jane also said she thinks the letter "made a difference" in Lindsay's behavior. Fonda said this doesn't mean she doesn't like Lindsay. She actually says she loves her.

Click here for the story!

Authorities in the Bahamas said today that Daniel Smith, the son of Anna Nicole, did NOT die of natural causes. They are waiting for results on toxicology reports, and will not release the exact cause of death at this time. Daniel Smith was just 20 years old. Keeping Anna in our thoughts during her difficult times.

Scarlett Johansson on the cover of the most recent issue of the UK's edition of Vogue. She looks hot! I don't think I've ever seen her look so cute!

Kate was with Tom at the Washington Redskins / Minnesota Vikings game! Tom's production company recently signed a financing deal with Redskins owner Dan Snyder. And it was Jamie Foxx who was in the booth talking to the announcers. The Vikings won the game, by the way. 19-16.

Jessica Simpson waves to fans while leaving a radio station. She looks like she could be going the way of Britney.

I hope Brooke Shields isn't doing what she is being depicted of doing! If it is...hope it was a tasty snack to tide her over.

Read the previous post and you'll know what I mean! I don't know how long she's had that haircut, but I'm not digging it!

Mary Kate and Ashley in NYC. I will never get used to pants with a skin-tight ankle again! They just SCREAM bad 80's fashion to me. Especially paired with the lumberjack plaid jacket.

US Weekly has confirmed that Britney Spears give birth to her second child, a 6 pound, 11 ounce boy just before 2 a.m. this morning!!! No word on the name yet, but get this: Sean P's birthday is on September 14th, in two days, and Britney and Kevin's anniversary is on the 18th. Their second anniversary. I never expected it to last, I must say.

Is this really true???!!! There's several things wrong with this whole story! Let's list them:

Meatloaf is making another album! You'll never guess what it is! You guessed? Really, that's what it will be...Bat Out of Hell III. Yep, capitalizing on that again.
He is doing a remake - a cover. I normally enjoy a uniquely performed remake/cover. It's who's song he's remaking. Celine Dion. Really. Sadly, I'm not kidding. It's All Coming Back to Me Now. I don't want that song to come back to me.
I don't watch American Idol. Or pay attention to much that's going on with it. So I hope this isn't true. He did a duet with Katherine McPhee on the finale of American Idol?
He actually found someone to do the song with him. It probably seems like good exposure to a artist who wants to get exposure, but I would be worried it would detriment my career!

But here is where Scarlett Johansson fits in the puzzle. Scarlett was alledgedly Meatloaf's first choice to do the duet with him. He asked her. The smart girl turned him down, and then he "reached out to other actresses...and they all turned him down, too. The career-killing gig went to a Norwegian singer named Marion Raven. Something about this makes my skin crawl. I can't put my finger on what it is, though. From TMZ.

My parental units took off this morning; they've been here since yesterday, so it is back to normal and more posting! Unfortunately, I had a bunch of errands to do, so I didn't get as much done as I would have liked. They drove out here on the motorcycle so they'd mailed a box of clothes and shoes to our house, and by the time they left, it had a bunch of souveniers in it, too. So I went down to the Post Office to mail it back, and I've never seen such a long line at the P.O!!! It was ridiculous! I waited for half an hour. Then, I didn't take the Priority Mail tape off the box from when Ma had mailed it to me, and they didn't have anything to cover it up with, and I had taped it down, so I had to pay $10 more to mail it priority! Then, I had to go to the DMV (we all know the joy of that place) and they won't even give me tabs and plates without a title, and I don't remember where I put my South Dakota title! Plus it costs 4 times as much as S.D. did, and when I get my Oregon drivers license, I have to retake the test! I'm so annoyed! Enjoy the posts, I have to go play poker for work and MISS the rest of the Vikes! They are starting to blow it, it appears.

Skinny jeans are soooo unflattering!!! Or Nicky Hilton is getting one big ass! Either way, this is NOT a good shot of her badonkadonk!

I'm watching my Minnesota Vikings on ESPN (Eastern Sports Promotional Network, as I now call it) as I post, and who should pop up on the screen other than Tom Cruise!!! Didn't look like Katie and the baby were with. Apparantly, he's a Washington Redskins fan. They showed clips of him hugging all the players before the game, and were talking to what I'm guessing is a former player, who was saying what a great guy he is. Washington can have him. If you're wondering, the Vikes were winning up until a couple of minutes ago. The score is 10-6, Washington.

Kate Hudson having fun in the sun and attemptment to surf in Hawaii. I wish I was there right now!

Colin Farrell was pulled over this weekend, and even posed for pictures with fans after the cop was done with him. Lucky for him, he didn't pull a Paris and drive drunk! Photos from Splash News.

I used to be a HUGE Kiss fan in grade/high school, and it appears I've been grossly away from the Kiss news for awhile. Fifty-four year old Paul Stanley and his WIFE, (I seriously thought he might be gay) Erin Sutton, 34, have just had their first child together. Their son, Colin Michael Stanley was born last Wednesday, September 6th, and weighed in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces. This is the child's first couple. Paul Stanley has another son, Evan Shane Stanley, from his previous marriage to Pamela Bowen. Paul is releasing his second solo album (I didn't even realize there was a first), Live to Win, on October 24th. He also will kick off a short tour on October 21st. I'd better call my sister...she adores Kiss, and knows all of their birthday's and personal information. She even has a Kiss room. She'll be so ecstatic to know that the spawn of Paul was born on her anniversary!

This is awful! I've always made fun of Anna Nicole Smith, but I feel horribly for her! Three days after she gave birth to a healthy baby girl in Nassau, her 20-year-old son by Billy Smith has died! According to her official website, Anna's son Daniel had traveled to Nassau to visit his mother and new baby sister. He was visiting them in the maternity ward of Doctor's Hospital in Nassau when he had a massive heart attack! At 20-years-old! They don't believe drugs or alcohol were a factor. How awful! I've never cared for her, but I feel truly horrible for her and her loss!

The fashion rocks concert was held on Thursday at Radio City Music Hall in New York on Thursday. Among the performers were Beyonce, Bon Jovi, Jamie Foxx, and obviously, Elton John. The performance kicked off Fasion Week. Fergie and Elton John, pictured above, both have albums releasing next week. The Captain and the Kid will be Elton's latest, while Fegie (see crotch-sweat picture in a previous post) will release The Dutchess.

Mischa Barton in Malibu without makeup or fashion sense.

Why do people with a small chest wear that style of top? She looks like a little boy! Well, that is - a little boy going through puberty - there's a little shadow above her lip!

Anne Hathaway looks stunning at the Venice Film Festival! Her movie The Devil Wears Prada premiered there.

I just hate bikers! Those horrible spandex outfits, hogging up the road causing a line of cars behind them! We were just at Crater Lake yesterday, and there were OODLES of bikers causing slow traffic around the curves and hills! The spandex look is just NOT attractive no matter who you are!

Beyonce performs on Good Morning America's concert series on Friday with her parents and boyfriend Jay-Z looking on.

Britney must have had a craving for some deep-fried vittles from Taco Bell on Sunday. Personally, I think Taco Bell looks like coon meat, but that's just me.

Lindsay Lohan lost her handbag at London's Heathrow airport. It apparantly disappeared from a luggage cart. The panic with the whole incident was the bag supposedly had $1 million worth of jewelry inside. According to the AP, British police say someone called to report finding the bag and then brought it back to the airport. Police won't say if the jewelry was missing once the bag was returned. She's crying over her bag here. Why would one put a million dollars worth of jewelry anyplace but someplace right on them?!

Marcia Cross and her husband, Tom Mahoney are expecting their first child, due in April. Cross is 44 and Mohoney is 48. They were married last June.

From the ASSOCIATED PRESS (that means it's legit) Paris Hilton was arrested just after midnight in Hollywood on suspision on drunk driving. According to Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, Paris was at a charity event where she had just one drink. Mintz also says the Paris had the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant the arrest, and that Paris had worked all day at shooting a music video for her new album, and the DUI was

"probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued."

Police says that Paris was arrested after they observed that she exhibited symptoms of intoxication. Officers did do field sobriety tests, which she apparantly FAILED!!! Paris' publicist also released a statement saying that she is "absolutly fine" after the arrest. I'm sure that with all the drinking Paris does, she has built her tolerance up to the point that one drink wouldn't put her over the legal limit, let alone affect her driving. And I'm sure this traffic violation will really hit her pocketbook hard and teach her a real lesson!

Sorry for the lack of updates! My parents made it to town yesterday, so I've been preparing for that, and will be spending the weekend visiting with them while they are here. I must make ONE post this morning when I have time. Something very funny has happened. Keep checking back...I'll post it soon!

Lindsay and Harry attended the Venice Film Fest where her movie Bobby was screening. That was the same movie that William M. Macy trashed her over.

Jennifer Aniston has finally settled a lawsuit against a photographer who took pictures of her topless and sunbathing at her home. The suit yeilded an undisclosed amount, which Jennifer plans to donate to charity. Must have sucked to have Brad and Angelina look like such do-gooders when she's not know for her chairitable causes. In 2003, Jennifer also settled with another photographer over nude photos. She received a half million dollars for that settelment. Perhaps she should just keep her clothes on. In the above photos, Jennifer, Courtney, and an unidentified woman are at a Malibu party this weekend.

I'm not sure if this shot is new or old...but I've never seen it! A friend of mine just sent it to me, and she said that Fergie admitted it was crotch sweat! My friend said she'd rather say she pissed her pants than admit to having crotch sweat...that one is up for debate!!!

Ashley is looking pretty cute these days! I'm not sure where she's been or where she's headed in these photos but she looks sweet (can't sing, but sweet). The shots of big siss Jess are fromthe Early Show. Jessica looks like she should have "Sunkist" written across her chest!

Not that this is a rare and unusual occurance, but Lindsay Lohn is being fondled. That is, by Harry Morton while the press snaps pictures. So they try to hide out under a bedsheet. Go grope in private if you don't want the world to see the photos.

Rupert Everett has written a book that tells a few Hollywood tales. London's Dail Mail has published excerpts from the book, which is named Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins. In the book, he talks about Sharon Stone and being scared of her, calling her "utterly unhinged" and "stark raving mad." He also comments on Julia Roberts, saying she smells vaguely os sweat, which he thinks is very sexy. Nothing like a little pit odor to turn me on...ummm...yeah.

All right, I guess Rosie O'Donnell starts her new job on the View today as well. She's taking over for Meredith Vieira, who will replace Katie Couric on the Today Show, starting next week.

Andre Agassi bid a tearful goodbye to the tennis world on Sunday as he tearfully retired after his loss in the U.S. Open. All 20,000 people in the audience gave him a standing ovation for a full four minutes. In attendence was his wife Steffi Graff, who's also a tennis championk, and his children, Jaden and Jaz. People has more on his retirement.

Sharon Stone with her newest little addition to her family, 3-month old Quinn.

Kevin Federline is on the set of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. He's set to make his acting debut as a menacing teen on the show.

Pregnant Heidi Klum and her 2-year old daughter Leni on a shopping trip in Beverly Hills.

Katie Couric is finally debuting on the CBS evening news tonight. One might think but the title of this post that I'm excited about that. Well, I am...but only because we've been bombarded with stories on Katie and the countdown to her being a female evening newscaster...blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm ready for her stint on the news to begin so I don't have to hear about it anymore. I personally am not a Katie Couric fan, but people seem to like her...so here's the whole story.

According to People, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were in a car accident on Friday afternoon in Los Angeles. Ellen was driving her Porsche, when a chain reaction collision occured from behind. There were three vehicles involved, and the couple suffered only minor injuries. The woman driving one of the other cars involved (also a Porsche) was arrested on the suspicion of drunken driving.

Justin Timberlake was put on the spot on the Ellen DeGeneres show on Monday. Ellen asked Justin about rumors that he and Cameron Diaz were engaged. Justin apparantly sunk in his chair and asked Ellen how she could put him on the spot in front of the crown of 10,000 people. Ellen told him she wanted to know if she should get a bridesmaid dress now or not, and Justin said,

"You'll have to stay the same size for the next 15 years."

Then we supposedly made a joke about how Cameron hasn't offered him a ring, and how he's been waiting for her to pop the question. Most likely a distraction from the 15 years comment. Read more about Justin and Cameron's distant wedding here.

Steve Irwin, a.k.a. the Crocodile Hunter died today! While you'd think it would have been at the hands of his favorite razor-sharp toothed reptiles, it was not! Irwin was filming a sequence for a show called Ocean's Deadliest, he swan too close to an stingray animal with a poisonous barb on it's tail.

According to his friend and colleague, John Stainton...

"He came on top of the stingray and the
stingray's barb went up and into his chest and put a hole in his
heart."

It's not really a surprise he went at hand's of an animal...but I think everyone thought he was immune to something like this. You can read the whole sad story and and obit for Steve here.