Paris Admits She's An Idiot

Paris Hilton has finally acknowledged what the rest of the world has known for years. According to PageSix.com, Paris was questioned by police about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis. Paris said,

"Like I really...I don't remember. I'm not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time."

Audio from the police tapes is set to air on Dateline on Saturday night. I like, can't, like, wait to hear it. You can, like, hear it yourself at Egotastic.