Janet Jackson's Pig Sty
Is that hog manure I smell when I drive past Janet Jackson's house? The once-hefty singer desperatley wanted a hobby to occupy her time, so she took to collecting pig shit. Shit being memorabilia, not feces. Once her friends and family learned of her new passion, they started to bring home the bacon, and Janet's home started to look like the hogshed on grandpa's farm. She says she has no idea why she decided to collect the creatures, but she has no idea what she's going to do with them, so she's decided to give it up.
Oh Janet...you're such a ham.