Sorry No Posts!!!!

Sorry I haven't been posting lately! I've been working with some issues I'm having with blogger between Mozilla and Internet Explorer and just can't seem to figure them out! I've also been working on some banner designing...more posts soon, I promise!

Tori Spelling Reproducing?

Rumor has it that Tori Spelling may be preggo. She reportedly been wearing a lot of loose tops lately, and have been registering for high-end baby gear Petit Tresor.

She'll need the money now that Daddy won't be picking up the bill for her anymore. Luckily, she landed a gig on Smallville, playing a gossip columnist.

The only thing missing from that bike is streamers, a bell, and big basket adorned with flowers on the front.

Meg Ryan the Bookworm

Brentwood must be the place to be! Meg Ryan browses for books at a newsstand on Friday.

Reese Goes for Ice Cream

Reese Witherspoon stops for ice cream in Brentwood, California.

Nicole Kidman...So Serious!

Nicole Kidman doesn't have a smile for the camera on the set of her lastest film, His Dark Materials, The Golden Compass. She looks really classy dressed like this!

So This is Where All Janet's Food is Going...

Janet Jackson feeds beau Jermaine Dupri cake at a birthday bash for music producer Quincy Jones Bel Air, California house. Today, Janet said on Oprah that she'd forgive Justin Timberlake for the wardrobe malfunction "in her own time."

Donny Osmond...Where's Marie?

Donny Osmond takes on Broadway in his role as Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.

Matt and Family

Matt Damon leaves the baby to mama Luciana when the family goes shopping in Miami on Friday.

TomKat at Yet Another Sporting Event

Don't they have a movie to do? Oh...wait...Tom is unemployed! Tom's son, Conner, had a football game Saturday in Pasadena. Isabella is sitting next to Katie, and Tom's mother, Mary Lee, is sitting right behind Tom.

Fergie's Armpit Stubble

You're Fergie. You're having a huge album release party for your solo debut The Dutchess. Here's the tricky question: Do you shave your pits? Apparantly, the answer is no! Fergie showed up to her bash with pit hair readily growing and showing. See other unattractive photos of Fergie:

Fergie's Crotch Sweat

Aaron Carter's Big Mistake.

Aaron Carter told Ryan Seacrest what I figured would take him a few weeks of marriage to figure out.

"I made a mistake and she did too. We both did."

Carter proposed last week to his girlfriend, Playmate Kari Ann Peniche in Las Vegas. Here's a detail I hadn't known: he'd only known her for five days, and she was an ex-girlfriend of his older brother, Nick. A full interview is airing on E! tonight.

Star and Her Bitch

And no, we ain't talkin' Barbara Walters. Star fusses over her dog before catching a flight at LAX.

Are You There Lindsay? It's Me, Dad!

In a desperate attempt to contact his daughter, Michael Lohan, Lindsay's father, has written an open letter to The Sun. He's worried that Lindsay is surrounding by untrustworthy people. He can't seem to make contact with her, so he had his deeply personal chicken scratching published in a major newspaper.

I'm sure that will help the rift between them!

Michael writes:

"It pains me to have to write to you like this, but it's evident my letters never reach you. My messages never get to you and 'people' continue to build walls between us. I can't even tell you how sorry I am for causing you (and our family) the heartache and embarrassment I have."

Michael is serving four years of jail in New York last year after admitting to drunk driving, attempted assault, aggravated harassment, and criminal contempt.

I'm thinking this isn't going to work in his favor. Lindsay is messed up enough without having Daddy counsel her from behind bars in a major newspaper.

You can read the rest of Michael Lohan's ramblings by clicking here.

Jennifer Aniston Walks Her Dogs

Jennifer Aniston walks her dogs in Malibu. It took three dogs to get over Brad, and one mutt to take him away.

Did Joe Make Another Comment About Her Double-D's?

Is that what she heard or read that put this shocked look on her face? I burst out laughing when I saw this picture!

And speaking of Nasty Daddy Joe, isn't he supposed to be handling all their photo so they are photographed in the most flattering way possible? If that's the case...I think he could find something better!

Paris at Coktoberfest

Perhaps that's what Paris thinks the German festival is called, since she's once again seen stuffing stuff in her mouth! She's actually over in Germany promoting a wine.

Isn't wine supposed to embody class and sophistication? Why did they pick her to represent them? Is she their spokesman for how far to spread your legs after you've drank a few glasses?
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Scarlett Johansson's Janitor Outfit

Wow...I ususally think she dresses so classy. She looks like the plumber's who are working on my water heater as I type. Nah...they're dresses more fashionably.

Jessica Simpson in Allure Magazine

Jessica Simpson's spread in Allure magazine. I'm not sure I understand the whole shopping cart theme.

Nicole Richie Moves Out

Nicole Richie has moved out of her Beverly Hills home to escape the paparazzi. The skinny star says,

"I've had to move because of the paparazzi that sit outside and follow me
wherever I go. Luckily I'm not one of those people who needs to have their
make-up done when I walk out of my house. I just try to hang out with my
friends and do what I normally do. The other night I was leaving a
friend's house and they popped out of the bushes. I thought I was getting
mugged. Imagine a man jumping out at you holding a black object."

Nicole is apparantly terrified by photographers now. No word on where she moved. Like they won't find her eventually. Or as if she won't miss the attention and seek them out herself.

Ewww!!! Barbara Streisand's Boobs!

Ish. They look like grapefruit in pantyhose.

Paris Knows How to Pump Gas?

I'm impressed...I thought pumping your own gas was just for common trash like myself.

Ashton and Demi's Lunch Date

Ashton and Demi in Hollyweird...on their way to a lunch date at Magnolia on Monday. Ashton will be the executive producer for a new show called Adventures in Hollywood. The show is a reality about Tennessee rap group Three 6 Mafia, and will premiere in early 2007.

Tom and Katie in Vegas

Tom and Katie were recently spotted in Vegas for the 70th birthday of Tom's mother, Mary Lee, who is also is a Scientologist. On Friday night, TomKat, along with Conner and Isabella, Cruise's children, along with 6 other family members, went to the Mirage for the Cirque du Soleil performance of the Beatle's Love. Apparantly, the whole Cruise/Holmes clan went backstage after the show and met the cast, who serenaded Mary Lee with Happy Birthday.

Kate and Owen Spending More Time Together

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are spending more time together in the public eye! On Sunday, Owen visited Kate and some friends at her Pacific Palisades, California. Later in the evening, just the two of them cozied up in a booth in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they had drinks, and even requested a bamboo divider be placed around their table for privacy! Owen rep had previously been denying romance between the two, nows says he has no comment on Wilson's personal life. Hmmmm...

Paris Admits She's An Idiot

Paris Hilton has finally acknowledged what the rest of the world has known for years. According to PageSix.com, Paris was questioned by police about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis. Paris said,

"Like I really...I don't remember. I'm not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time."

Audio from the police tapes is set to air on Dateline on Saturday night. I like, can't, like, wait to hear it. You can, like, hear it yourself at Egotastic.

Jared Letto Wishes a Horrible Death on Bloggers

Jared Letto has some not-so-nice wishes for bloggers. Shit...that would mean me. His comments:

“I think that blogging should die a sudden death. It’s just ridiculous. It’s like a playground for four-year-olds. People say and do things in the world of blogs that they would never do in real life, and I think it’s a false experience. You know, it’s, like, eating too much candy. One of the things along those lines that bothers me about when people start citing blogs as news sources is that when people are writing on these blogs, they feel like they don’t feel they need to do any research or back up their opinions with facts or anything, you know what I mean? Times have changed. It used to be, to be a writer you had to have experience and talent, and learn a craft. Now anybody with an opinion, which is anyone and everyone, feels that it’s worthy. Technology is allowing people to have access to things where before it required very great skill. So there will be some interesting developments from that, and also some things that are pretty worthless. Pretty soon anybody with a cell phone is going to be able to be a news reporter. The blog is yesterday’s parachute pants. It’s here now but it’s gone tomorrow.”

Jessica the Stepford Wife

Jessica looks like one of the creepy Stepford Wives in this shot with Dane Cook, taken at the premiere of Employee of the Month in Los Angeles.

Gisele Says "Peace"

Gisele flips the "peace" sign at a Victoria's Secret party in New York City.

Pink is Out; Zooey is Janis

Zooey Deschanel will be Janis Joplin in the upcoming movie The Gospel of Janis Joplin, which starts filming in November in Phillidelphia. Pink was originally slated for the role of Janis, but pulled out of the film, claiming the film's producers made the casting process "some circus pop contest - who's the 'it' girl who wants to play Janis. Zooey beat out tabloid favorites Lindsay Lohan (huh?) and Britney Spears (what!?) for the role. Scarlett Johansson was also considered.

Good! Janis is my favorite singer, and I just can't see her being portrayed by Pink! Another Janis film is in the works, with Renee Zellweger starring as the blues-belter from Texas. It's not yet known when the project, Piece of My Heart, will begin filming.

Mischa Barton: No Interest in Dating Her Own.

Mischa Barton says she has no interest in dating an actor because there would be a constant war over who gets to spend more time in front of the mirror every morning. Mischa is currently dating Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler. Mischa admits she's vain and couldn't cope with a boyfriend who cared about his appearance as much as her.

Tom and Katie with Tom's "Other" Daughter

Holy shit! Look at Katie's rock! Tom and Katie were out and about attending Isabella's soccer game. How'd you like the press to show up at your athletic events when your a clumsy teenager?

One of the Olsen's Really is a Bag Lady!

I've always said the Olsen twins dress like bag ladies, and here's Ashley using her bag to hide from the press!

Shakira Goes Dark

Shakira dyed her hair brown since her appearance at the VMA's. In these photos, she's outside of her house in Miami with her boyfriend Antonio De La Rua. She's not the first celebrity to add some color to her locks. Britney Spears, J.Lo and Cameron Diaz also switched to dark tresses within the last couple months.