Tom and Katie To Oprah: "Can We Use Your Couch?"

"Fuck no!" says Oprah.

Oprah explains that her couch was ruined, and how Tom's mental breakdown on her show ruined his career, and says she can't condone his behavior with reward. At the appropriate times so throws in references as to how much money she has.

Lacking a couch, the couple finds an alternate place to nauseate the public. Photos from DListed.

Tom and Katie Cut a Rug

I go out to blues bands and do a lot of dancing. Part of our dance evening consist of laughing at bad dancers and imitating them. We have quite a few moves that we've picked up from watching horrible dancers.

I now have a TomKat move, and I'm seriously going to implement into my dance repertoire. It'll be better than the Elaine. Check out their dance moves at Marc Anthony's Super Bowl party, from You Tube.

Tom Let's Katie Leave the House

Katie's leaving Creative Audio Associates, a company that does music and sound for TV and film. She's probably not allowed to talk around Tom and needs an outlet! More photos at Just Jared.