Tom and Katie To Oprah: "Can We Use Your Couch?"

"Fuck no!" says Oprah.

Oprah explains that her couch was ruined, and how Tom's mental breakdown on her show ruined his career, and says she can't condone his behavior with reward. At the appropriate times so throws in references as to how much money she has.

Lacking a couch, the couple finds an alternate place to nauseate the public. Photos from DListed.