Jessica's New Ride

Jessica is a presenter tonight at the VMA's. Earlier this morning she beat out 70 celebrities, including Nick and 50 Cent for the winning key to a Chrysler Crossfire SRT8. Like she doesn't have enough money to go out and just buy a car. Give it to someone needy like myself!!!

The $520 Snack

It's offical. Someone has actually been so lame as to purchase a partially eaten sandwich that Britney Spears left behind at a restaurant for $520. Included in the bargin was a corn dog that Kevin Federline put his nasty old lips on. Britney took a bite out of Fed's weiner as well. It's a bonus item, I presume. Click here to see the fine items goldenpalacecasino purchased for $520.

You're Fired!

Even Trump's employee's aren't imune to that phrase! The Donald has canned his right-hand woman, Carolyn Kepcher , saying that TV and fame has gone to her head, as per a newspaper report. Carolyn had this to say:

"After 11 years with the Trump Organization, Donald and I had different visions for my future role in this company. Donald has been an extraordinary boss and a great mentor over the years, and I will always be grateful for the opportunities and experiences he has provided me."

Donald was not quite so chatty, and certainly had fewer positive comments to make about the former employee. Says he (via his rep):

"Mr. Trump wishes Carolyn the best."

An "insider" also referred to Carloyn as a "prima donna." For complete details on the firing, click here.

Quote of the Day: "I've Only Given Head to 3 People."

As you can see from the above photo, the quote of the day belongs to Paris Hilton. I think she may have forgotten to tack a few zero's on the end of that estimate. According to Paris, the first guy she went down on was her ex, Rick Solomon when she was 19. Yeah, I'm sure. Paris says that her mother was instrumental in keeping her away from the wicked stick. She says:

"My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs. "I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.' "I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."

Paris may not have a crater on her face, but there sure is a gaping hole between a pair of particular appendages!

Britney Baby Shopping

Look Up Your Daughters, the outfit reads. I don't really understand the saying, but that's probably more evidence she's having a girl!!

Finish Britney's Lunch

Would you pay $145 to buy an egg salad sandwich partially eaten by Britney Spears? With a bonus of a corn dog gnawed on by Kevin Federline? Someone is paying at least that much to purchase these items on Ebay! Apparantly, this gentleman works in a "fancy schmancy" downtown Seattle hotel, where he waited on Britney Spears. As of now, there is just over 17 hours left to bid. Hurry and get yours in!

Kirsten Dunst: September 2006 Vogue Covergirl!

Kirsten Dunst on the cover of Vogue...September 2006 issue.

A New Profession for Tom Cruise?

I found these photos on City Rag and thought they were hilarious!!

Bono Ogles

Bono on vacation in St. Tropez, France, drooling over girls young enough to be his daughters. Ugh. Doesn't he look like the dirty old men that hit on you in a bar? Or maybe I'm the only one who could be so lucky.

Jennifer Aniston Finally Shows Her Face...

She's been laying pretty low since making the announcement about Vince Vaughn and herself not being engaged, but here is Jennifer Aniston leaving a Santa Monica recording studio on Tuesday. A music studio? A tevelvision / movie recording studio? Hmmm...

Jessica Alba's Grandma Hose

Jessica Alba after getting a facial. Why is she wearing grandma dress pants stockings? The dress is alright. Why ruin the look?

Make Sure the Mike is Off!!

Ha, Ha...those of us in radio know the importance of this....always make sure your mike is off before you trash someone! Kyra Phillips, an anchor for CNN based out of Atlanta, left her mike on while in the bathroom during a speech by President Bush. She was talking to a lady in the bathroom about men and her husband and even called her sister-in-law a control freak! Someone at CNN finally was able to tell her that she was live on the air. Here's the whole story.

Jessica Simpson Silenced

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Jessica Simpson lost her voice, but still had plenty of time to party at her album release party for A Public Affair in New York City yesterday. Earlier, she made an appearance on MTV's TRL. She started off the show in one outfit, and left in another. Both of which are horribly unattractive. She's also rumored to be dating John Mayer!!!

Gwen and Kingston at the U.S. Open

Gwen Stefani and her cute little son Kingston at the U.S. Open in NYC.

Tara Reid Looking Cottage Cheesy

She's so nasty. Apparantly, she was wasted and had this little gem to share about the press: "Everyone hates you paparazzi but when you're nice, I don't hate you guys because you're nice to me. The day you're not nice I'm gonna fucking kick your ass." Have another cocktail. Ish.

Meredith Tunes Out The View!

Meredith Vieira no longer watches The View, now that she's replacing Katie Couric on the Today Show. She says she needs to think ahead, and that "the day after Star made her announcement, I watched. I feel very bad for everything that's happened and for everybody involved." She also made it point to mention that the show has taken a turn for the worse. Get this - she told Time Magazine that the show is now "hard to watch. It sort of became a joke." That's it, really, but if you want to read more...click here.

A Virus Plagues Me Still

Hi All. I'm still having a huge problem with a virus or 3 that my computer got a couple of weeks ago. Currently, I'm only running in safe mode, so if picture size and stuff are a little off whack, sorry...everying looks HUGE on safe mode. I should be getting it fixed very soon, which is good, except for that I won't be able to blog while it's gone! But my parents will be in town anyways, so I probably would be taking some time off of blogging anyhow! Thanks for reading!

Tracey Gold at the Emmy's

Has Tracey Gold done anything in the past 15 years that would get her invited to the Emmy's? I don't really have anything against her....just wondering. Why this dress for the Emmy's? The color would be cute on a pair of casual pants, but I would not pick it for a special occasion dress. And the style just doesn't seem to work for her.

Charlie's Angels Reunite

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz hook up for a shopping trip in West Hollywood.

Heidi Klum Plays Around

Heidi Klum at the playground with her kids Leni and Henry. So cute!

Hilary Duff Hit the Mall

A girl should look happier than that after what looks to be a fabulous day of shopping!

Rachel Bilson & Man get ready for her 25th birthday.

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody go out for coffee and get ready for her 25th birthday! I'm not digging the tight-ankled 80's pants!

Brad and Angelina on the town

Brad Pitt and Angelina at an L.A. art gallery exhibit opening. She looks classy and put together!

Smutty Hillbilly Britney

She looks like she just got done doing the reverse cowgirl on K-Fraud in the bedroom!

J.Lo NOT With Child

J.Lo's rep has denied rumors that Jennifer is preggo. Jesse McCartney had the slip of the lip during an interview with an Atlanta radio station. For more on J.Lo's non-existant pregnancy, click here.

Finally Some Class!

Lindsay Lohan looking alert and sober for once. At stylist Rachel Zoe's birthday bash in L.A.

Steven Seagul's Got Da Blues.

Steve Seagal is promoting his new blues album. It's called Mojo Priest. I love the blues, and Steven Seagal is just not allowed to have the blues. I'm assuming it will be awful, but he's bragging that he's the best guitar player around. He says, "Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner - they're not even in my universe. You can't find another actor who can play guitar as good as me. It's the truth." Hmmm...got the grammer of a bluesman, at least!

J-Lo Pregnant?

There's talk that Jennifer Lopez did not get fired from the movie version of Dallas. Durning an interview with an Atlanta radio station, Jesse McCartney apparantly let it slip, saying, "she didn't get fired, she's pregnant." Can't wait to find out for sure!

2006 Emmy Red Carpet!!

Lisa Kudrow...boring,


Leah Remini. Looks like a prom dress.



Alfre Woodard from Desperate Housewives.


Virgina Madson. This would be pretty. But does the top look funky?


Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm getting bored of the beaded slip dress!


Debra Messing in a gorgeous dress. I love the flapper look!

Emmy Fashion 2006!!!

Eva Longoria...bad reputation or not, she is beautiful (with make-up on; see previous posts) and looks great in white!


Morgan Fairchild...Blah!


Calista Flockhart. I strongly dislike this dress, even though I've seen it referred to as a "best." Calista is starring in a new television series due out in fall called Brothers and Sisters. I just saw a preview today and it looks promising!


Portia De Rossi from one of my favorite TV shows, Arrested Development. She's wearing Zac Posen. I like color best, but it's cute.


Mariska Hargity: The Law & Order: Special Victims Unit star in Carolina Herrera. She won in the drama category.


Paula Abdul in....something. It's horrid whatever it is.


Kyra Sedgwick from The Closer. It took me awhile to get used to the poof in the front, but I really love this one now.


Tyra Banks in Georges Chakra. Better look pretty when your show...if it's still on...is crap.


Vanessa Minnillo from MTV. Not a fan of this one. Look a little like a circus costume.


Sandra Oh from Grey's Anatomy. This is hideous!


Katherine Heigl from Grey's Anatomy in Escada. It's pretty, but probably not my taste!


Julia Louis-Dreyfus was nominated for her show, The Old Adventures of New Christine. She's wearing Narciso Rodriguez.


Lost's Evangeline Lilly wearing Versace. Another beautiful dress...purple must be a theme color this year!


Could there be a more beautiful pregnant woman? Heidi Klum in a gown designed by her Project Runway co-hort Michael Kors.


Grey's Anatomy's Ellen Pompeo wearing John Galliano . I love it!


Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm was a nominee and couldn't come up with anything better than this???

K-Fed Acting???

Kevin Federline is making his ACTING debut on CSI. He said that they called him to see if he wanted to do it...this was during a rehersal for his flop performance at the Teen Choice Awards. Learn more about this career milestone here.

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler just walking along...

Nicole Richie...On Haight and Ashbury?

I'm not sure what's up with the flower child mumu, but here's Nicole Richie on her way to a dinner date.

Jessica Simpson on XM

Jessica Simpson at XM Satellite Radio's Washington D.C. Studios promoting her soon-to-be released album A Public Affair.

Emmy's on Sunday...Highlights from 2005

The Emmy's are on Sunday! I really only like to see what the women are wearing...I don't really care for the awards, although I do pay attention somewhat, for work purposes. It will also be Joan River's landmark 1,000th red carpet. But on to better things. Shall we take a look at the 2005 Emmy's highlights and lowlights? I believe we shall....and I hope to round up more of last year's hits and misses very, very soon!

Patricia Arquette...what the hell is up with that hairdo?


Nicollette Sheridan...it's pretty, but nothing spectacular...


Mischa Barton....I'm pretty much over the sparkly look, but this is really beautiful

Tess Smith. Who the hell is Tess Smith? Someone with poor taste, I imagine. Actually, she's a screenwriter . Who should stay behind the scences.

Halle Berry...I like it...definitely not my favorite thing that she's worn, but she's dressed gorgeous, as always.

Felicity Huffman...this dress looks good on her.

Eva Longoria...cute and colorful ensamble.


Marcia Cross...I absolutely adore this dress. Stunning!

Life is Better Brunette

Of course I say that because I am naturally brunette, and happen to love my natural color. But I've always thought she looked like a big fish, and the dye job ain't helping to sway my opinion.

William H. Macy: Lindsay Lohan needs to get her ass kicked!

Alright...that's not what he actually said! But he did say that lots of actors show up late as if "they're God's gift to the film. It's inexcusable, and they should have their asses kicked!" When he was asked about working with Lindsay on Bobby, he noted that, "she was pretty late." For more on Lindsay's tardiness...

Ayla Brown Signs Record Deal

Ayla Brown from American Idol signed a record contract just hours after her contractual obligations to AI had expired. I personally do not not watch this show, but apparantly, she was in 13th place. You can check out the thrilling news here.

Sharon! I've been voted the silliest celebrity!

Ozzy Osbourne was voted the silliest celebrity in England, according to results from a poll conducted by ITV.com. Simon Cowell made the list as well.

Happy Birthday....

Dave Chappelle....one of the funniest guys alive! He turns 33 today! I thought he was older. Just the other day we were talking at work about his "I Want to Pee On You" - R. Kelly bit. I turned on the T.V. to tape someone later that night, and caught it just as it started. Brilliant!

For you're sheer enjoyment...

I've heard Heather Locklear was transparent, but I had no idea....seriously...do you think there are pubes poking out on the other side? Cuz I'm not seeing the slightest hint of a panty line!

Mariah Carey (Barf)

I don't know what sucks worse...her music or her fashion sense. Here she is with Jay-Z at Madison Square Garden.

Tokyo Recants Ban on Britney

Tokyo Metro says they will allow full presentation of the Britney Spears naked-and-pregnanat Harper's Bazaar photo spread. They were originally going to censor it, but has recanted, says that "they understand the publisher's intention was to portray a happy mother and not to be sexually explicit." You can find the whole story here.

Banned Brit!

Britney Spears' naked and pregnant Harpers Bazaar magazine spread has been banned in Tokyo's subway systems.

Aaron Spelling to be Honored at Emmy's

Aaron Spelling will be honored with a tribute at the 58th annual Emmy's on Sunday. Several stars from his many television shows are supposedly participating. Joan Collins, Stephen Collins from 7th Heaven, and Heather Locklear are on the table so far. Click here for more info.

Prankin' Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is being accussed of entering unauthorized mailboxes through SpoofCard.com, a company that "provides the privacy inclined with fake caller ID numbers and voicemail service." It seems the mailboxes of Linday Lohan and other "well known celebrities" had been hacked. Of course her rep denies that any of this is true. For more on Paris' alleged nosiness, click here.

Happy Birthday....

Happy Birthday (from Top to Bottom) Shelly Long (Cheers), Rick Springfield, Kobe Bryant, and Jay Mohr (Jerry McGuire, Pay it Forward)

Thumbs Up to K-Fed....FROM K-Fed

Shifty-Eyes Kevin Federline gives his own performance at the Teen Choice awards a "thumbs up" He says he thinks he "pulled it off pretty well" and that he's overly critical" of himself. The whole story and interview will be in this week's People, on stands Friday.

Paris and her Japanese Twin

Paris with her Japanese look-alike. She was in Toyko to promote her most - likely awful album. She said that "people go crazy" and "they love it" of her 'musical collaberation.' Her music video was banned in India because of "sexual connotations."

Mary Kate Olson a.k.a Bag Lady

Must she always look like a roaming vagabond?

Matthew McConaughey & Lance Armstrong

They seem so different...I've always heard from people that have personally met or seen MC that he's appears to be a hard core partier. And Lance is Mr. Fitness. There's so many pictures of them together lately....perhaps they are more than friends? It certainly gives one reason to ponder...

Lindsay Lohan Moves Out

Lindsay Lohan is selling her West Hollywood Condo, pictured above. She bought it for $1.9 million! Cher and Matthew Perry live in the same building. Here she is walking with her squeeze; clad in another horrid fashion mistake.

Tom Cruise Rejected!

Paramount has dumped Tom Cruise! How will he be able to provide a good home for Suri now? Read all the details below:

At least Tom Cruise still has Katie Holmesand Suri. But he doesn't have Paramount Pictures. After 14 years,Paramount is ending its relationship with Tom Cruise's production company. Paramount head Sumner Redstone tells the Wall StreetJournal, Cruise's "recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount." And he thinks that's why "Mission Impossible 3" didn't do that great at the box office. Cruise's "conduct," of course, is when he had a heated discussion with Matt Lauer,severely criticizing using antidepressant drugs, and his exuberantdisplay on Oprah Winfrey's couch. Redstone adds, "As much as welike him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal."Variety had reported last month Paramount wasn't rushing to renewits deal with Tom Cruise. Now, his producing partner, Paula Wagner,says she and Cruise are going with independent financing for their movies.

What's Lindsay WEARING?

What the hell is she wearing? Is that a skirt? Shorts? And is there a bra under that sheer shirt? The shoes I sorta dig...

Britney Mortified by Kevin...the Sequel

Doesn't Federline have some creepy, shiffty eyes? I feel like he's watching me right now....

Britney Mortified by Kevin!

It's quite possible that Britney is horribly embarrassed by Kevin's performance at the Teen Choice awards. Reportedly, she was in a rather evil mood, not even giving us a glimspe of her famous smile. Bummer. From x17online.

Charlize Theron in...?????

I'm not a fan of the dress, it seems to flatten her boobs out...and I usually love whatever she wears. She looks beautiful anyways.

Lance & Reichen play with poo(not their own).

Lance and Reichen at a Polo tourney. Wonder where they pulled that fistful out from?

George Clooney a.k.a. Biker Trash

I've been riding on bikes since I was 5. My dad was and is a biker. I know a lot of bikers. Something about George Clooney trying to appear all biker badass just isn't clicking with me. Perhaps it's the khaki pants and the headlight that's 3 times the size of his head. It's just not meshing....but I can't pinpoint it...someone help me out.

Eva Longoria on the way to a lunch date...

The dress is beautiful...she usually really does have good taste...it's unfortunate she's getting the reputation of being such a bitch. I love Desperate Housewives and I wanted to like her dammit!

Brittany Murphy calls it off...

Brittany Murphy just broke off her engagement to production assistant Joe Macaluso. She met him in 2004 while filming Little Black Book. He popped the question New Years Eve. When she was asked about the break up, she apparantly sputtered a bit. The whole tragic break up can be read about here.

Britney Introduces Fagerline

Britney introduces K-Fed at the Teen Choice Awards. The dress is a little smaller than I'd wear at 9 months preggo, but she looks pretty cute!

Sharon Stone and GARY SHANDLING???

Are they actually together? Does anyone know? She looks like she's having a good time!

Lindsay Lohan at Club Hyde

She looks sort of messed up. And what's with the shirt that's see through over the boobs?

WHY doesn't she look like this more often?

Lindsey Lohan actually looking beautiful! She's posing for a spread in InStyle.

Courtney Love and Frances Bean

This girl does NOT look 14. And what's with Courtney's tinsel dress? And the caked-up 5 layers of lipstick? Oh well, it's Courtney Love, of course! Yish.

Ashton at Rumer's Party

Ashton Kutcher at his step-daughter, Rumer's, 18th birthday at West Hollywood Club Dolce. I just detest the name Rumer. It's just hideous! I'm not especially fond of his sloppy suit look either!

Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick

Sarah Jessica Parker with her husband heading to a New York "tavern." Does anyone from New York really know what a tavern is like? I dig her dress! Him...not so much. She actually can kind of annoy me, but she's has fabulous clothes!

Samuel L. Jackson

Surprise! Samuel L. Jackson with a Snake! Snakes on a Plane opens tonight!

The Cute Sixth Sense Kid a Booze Hound?

More proof that being a child star isn't a bright idea...Haley Joel Osment, the cute kid from the Sixth Sense and Pay it Forward and....Secondhand Lions....anyways...he's in a little kafuffle with the law. Seems that little fender bender he had last month could quite possibly have involved a swing from Grandpa's Jug and and a funky green plant. His arraignment is set for September 19.

Heidi Klum Wants Lots of Babies

Heidi Klum, already expecting baby #2 with her husband Seal, tells Life Magazine that she and Seal "want lots of children." She also notes that seal tells her she's "most beautiful when she's pregnant." Yeah...she's top notch already anyhow...tough deal!

Heidi also mentioned that a German newspaper refers to their family as the "Patchwork Family." She said that she wasn't sure if it was an insult or positive, but that she and Seal talked about it, and they both think that "it's kind of great we're all different shades and we came together and we all love each other."

Makes ya feel warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?

Ready to Smash Some Pumpkins?

Fourteen months after the Smashing Pumpkins founder Billy Corgan announced via full-page ad in Chicago newspapers that he was planning to reform the band, the Smashing Pumpkins are back in the studio recording an album! No word on whether or not all four originall members will be back, though. So far, it's Corgan and drummer Jimmy Charmberlain that are confirmed!

Jen Says "Bull"

US Weekly had reported that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are getting married. Jennifer finally is fighting back.

Jen says, "normally we don't even acknowledge these things, because they are endless," but, "at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece. They're [Aniston's family] getting angry!"

"When it starts to travel over into the Today Show and CNN, and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, 'this is insane. People are getting fed a lot of bull!'"

Oh. Oh. Sounds pissed. Check out the whole tawdry mess right here.

Elvis is dead. No really. It's true

So Elvis has been dead for 29 years as of yesterday (which I attempted to post then). And despite how long Elvis has been dead, he still has an enormous following and a popularity that still can't be matched today! Thousands of people held a vigil for him near Graceland yesterday. Thousands! After being in the grave for nearly 30 years.

Just last month, Forbes Magazine named him the richest dead celebrity, with Elvis cashing in at $52 million in earnings.

I like Elvis. Even though I was first born 5 months after his death. I think his voice is phenomanal...and his music is ageless. But even at 28, I'm an older fan...the King still has a HUGE following that will probably never be matched.

Am I the only person under 50 that thinks Elvis was just the most handsome thing ever in his younger years? Even though it was incredibly geeky and gives the younger generation something to give our mother crap for....I understand why they bawled, screamed, and swooned over Elvis.

Long live the King!

I Have a Virus!

Sorry for not posting the past couple of days. I have a nasty virus on my computer that was making it impossible to use the internet! More posts SOON!!!

Nicole Ritchie...Concentration Camp Thin!

I wish this poor girl would eat a sandwich!

Mischa Barton Filming a Commercial

That cover-up should be a dress...just longer and more opaque!

Kelly Osbourne's Sky Must Be Falling...

How in the fuck can she possibly be looking so devestated? Look at all the shopping she did! Suck it up lady!

Sir Lance and His Companion..

Just recently-outed Lance Bass and his boyfriend Reichen having a gay old time together.

Paris Hangs With a Porn Star...

Paris Hilton and porn star Jenna Jameson (who's dating Dave Navarro) went clubbing together...movie to be released soon....

Where's the Makeup?

Boy George was out and about today performing community service for falsely reporting a burglary at his own house...there was no burglary, be there was a lot of blow!!

Apparently he got a little huffy with the reporters, too!

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na

Britney displaying once again what a stellar mother she is...

Kate and Chris Split!

Kate Hudson's publicist confirmed today that she and her husband Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes have broken up. This was reported to the AP...a very credible source. Chris Robinson's publicist is not commenting!

Lindsay Lohan...A Huge Pain in the Ass!

It's rumored that Lindsay Lohan is the neighbor from hell, and that residents and the management of her building is trying to get her out. Apparantly, she is "very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights." Will she ever go away?

Bryce Dallas Howard...Baby?

This isn't the most credible source, but the National Equirer is reporting that Bryce Dallas Howard is with child. This is her first baby with husband Seth Gabel.

Dr. Phil's Son Gets Hitched!

Dr. Phil's son, Jay McGraw was married today...to Playboy model Erica Dahm (one of the famous triplets). I read earlier that Robin, Doc's wife, said that the family LOVES everything about her. I can't see the good doc and his wife really approving of nude modeling... read all about the big shabang!

Kanye West Engaged

Kayne West has proposed to his girlfriend, Alexis, while they were overseas. Click here for more!

Eva Longoria Without Her Face Cake!

Not quite the glamour girl we usually see! A beret, and is that the hint of a mustache I see?

Sexy AND Sweet!!

Matthew McConaughey sold his 1971 Corvette Stingray on E-bay and is now going to donate the money made to victims of Katrina and Rita. He raised $61,600! He's usually so hot, but he's just goofy looking in this picture!

Check out the rest here!

Courtney Cox Visits a Shrink

According to People, Courtney Cox says she and her husband David Arquette recently went through a "rough patch", which was "smoothed out" by therapy! Nothing seems to be going right for the former Friends!

Courtney says the key to their seven year marriage is that "We really like each other. He gets a kick out of me, and I get a kick out of him. We're a good balance for each other. He likes the fact that I'm so gregarious - although it can also make him very uncomfortable - and I like the fact that he is so sensitive. We're a great team" Hmmm...she maybe be visiting the nuthouse but she's still the prettiest Friend!

Lou Diamond Phillips: Laying Down the Law!

Police were called to Lou Diamond Phillips' home in Los Angeles at 1:30 this morning! He was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon! The weapon? Bodily Force!!!

Click here for the full article from People!