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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Quote of the Day: "I've Only Given Head to 3 People."


As you can see from the above photo, the quote of the day belongs to Paris Hilton. I think she may have forgotten to tack a few zero's on the end of that estimate. According to Paris, the first guy she went down on was her ex, Rick Solomon when she was 19. Yeah, I'm sure. Paris says that her mother was instrumental in keeping her away from the wicked stick. She says:
"My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs. "I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.' "I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."
Paris may not have a crater on her face, but there sure is a gaping hole between a pair of particular appendages!



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