Hold That Serenity Prayer

I didn't think it had been 90 days since the last time I saw a photo of a drunk and nearly naked Lindsay Lohan. And it hasn't, apparently. Lindsay's rep says the sober badge of honor was "a tribute to a friend who's been sober 90 days."

Yep, Lindsay's a solid support of a rock for an alcoholic friend to lean on. She would make drinking less attractive, of course. As her sober friend, you'd probably be cured of alcoholism after taking her off tables, and wiping the puke off her face, and being her sober ride every night. But seriously, I would think that if you were a boozehound, Liquor Lovin' Lindsay would be the last person you'd be hanging around!