Need A Freak for Halloween? Paris is Available!

For a small fee, of course! Paris and Carmen Electra are whoring themselves out for New Year's Eve parties, but get your wallet open! Paris will host your shindig, so long as it's in Miami, New York, or Los Angeles, and you pay her $100,000 for the personal appearance, plus her personal expenses and fly her in on a private jet.

Carmen is the blue-light special, at 50 percent of the cost of Paris. She's charging $50,000 plus expenses, and won't require a jet.

If you hire Paris, don't let her supply the weed for the party. Her mexican-ditch variety will bum out your entire party before it even starts.