Andy Dick Has Smoked the Pole, But He's Not a Pole Smoker

Andy Dick wants to clarify something. He may have had sex with men, but he's not gay. Andy tells the Washington Post:

"I'm not even gay! Last year it was anal warts, which I don't have. This year, it's AIDS and gay. Which I don't have and I'm not. No and no. Just because I've been with guys, and I'm bi(sexual), doesn't mean I'm gay."

Ummm...Andy...if you've had your last name in a bunghole, or put your last name in a bung hole, you are gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Go shopping.