Splat! Tori Spelling's Head Is About To Explode

I hope one of those chins disappears after the baby is born!

Tori Spelling Dresses For Birth

Head's up to Tori Spelling...no need to wear the hospital gown until the baby is actually ready to be born! At least it looks like a variation of a hospital gown. It must have a slit in the back...otherwise, why would she be wearing those hideous leggings? More photos at Celebrity Puke.

Tori Spelling: The Crop is Almost Ready for Harvest

I look at this picture, and all I can think of is the old farmers I knew in my youth, sitting at baseball games talking about the weather and this year's plantin'.

Shore does look like the breedin' on the farm has been successful. Hope the cow ain't gonna go dry from milkin' the youngin' when it comes. I reckon Maw has a heap of work on her hands already, with the cookin' and the cleanin', without helpin' Paw with the stock.

Life gits rough on the farm.