Spawn of Bigfoot

Mary-Kate Olsen wasn't keen on having her picture taken in Beverly Hills. I wouldn't want pictures of me dressed in a fireplace rug to hit the web, either.

Biker Bitch With a Touch of Class

Is that the look Ashley Olsen is trying to acheive? Why is she wearing biker leathers and with a skirt and accessorizing the ensemble with Harley Davidson boots and a Gucci bag? Don't quote me on the brands.

Mary-Kate Olsen: Woof! Woof!

What the hell is she doing? All I think when I gaze upon this picture is Cousin Eddie's dog Snots from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Does MK has a little Mississippi Leghound in her too?

From Celebrity Dirty Laundry.