Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape - We Have Another Paris on Our Hands

Kim Kardashian has been denying for quite a while now that a sex tap involving herself is in existence. However, denial is no longer an option for Kim, because this sex tape between her and Ray J is now floating around the internet.

This girl has disturbing parallels to Paris Hilton. Suddenly she's coming out of nowhere, doing interviews and magazine covers and letting a sex tape leak. Isn't that exactly how Paris became famous? Great. I'm already running out of words and ways to rip on Paris Hilton. Just what I need is one more talentless rich skank to become famous for no reason.

The Louis Vuitton Blue Light Special

Martha Stewart got a line at K-Mart, why not Louis?

Seriously, I could go buy this bag in the clearance bin at Big K for $2 - $2,098 less then Louis' asking. And that's what I'd do if I wanted a tacky duffel bag that blinds oncomers.

Thumbs down! That's Kim Kardashian next to Paris. Frillr has more details!