Ewwww!!! Jake Gyllenhaal is a Spandex-Clad Biker!!!

I just hate bikers! Those horrible spandex outfits, hogging up the road causing a line of cars behind them! We were just at Crater Lake yesterday, and there were OODLES of bikers causing slow traffic around the curves and hills! The spandex look is just NOT attractive no matter who you are!