More Paris-Phernalia

I recently heard that Paris actually has a car that follows her around everywhere and carries her drugs, so she won't get in trouble for have them on her, which would explain why she retired her little case to her little storage place.

Who poses for a license picture like that? And why does she have an Ohio license? Most likely a fake. Well, for that matter, who poses for pictures of themselves smoking pot? Paris, ya gotta keep it on the down low (too late for that).

This is a post Paris supposedly left on Stavros' MySpace page to clear things up with her "fans."