Joe Simpson Needs Mental Help

We'll never forget the memorable Joe Simpson quotes, such as,

"She's got double-D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

and the lovely,

"Jessica has waited to sing about or have sex until she's married. And now she's married and now I think we're celebrating the fact that she can do it until she's blue in the face and she can sing about it too."

Just recently, Joe apparantly took a steamy photo of Jessica looking sexy in bed, wrapped in a sheet, yet showing some thigh. There's also a head indentation on the pillow next to her, implying that it was a post-sex photo.

Daughters, imagine your father taking a photo of you like that, and I imagine you feel like vomitting. Fathers, imagine taking a photo like that of your daughter, and if feel as Joe Simpson does, that this is OK, your photo will probably be posted on your state's sex offender website someday.

Ugh. I just shuddered and gagged.