George Clooney a.k.a. Biker Trash

I've been riding on bikes since I was 5. My dad was and is a biker. I know a lot of bikers. Something about George Clooney trying to appear all biker badass just isn't clicking with me. Perhaps it's the khaki pants and the headlight that's 3 times the size of his head. It's just not meshing....but I can't pinpoint it...someone help me out.